I don’t even want the item anymore… but now it’s PRINCIPLE. Why are you emailing me like we’re in a committed relationship?? I came for a discount, not a situationship. Unsubscribe?? No. I will suffer in silence and be annoyed like an adult.

“Just lock in.” Lock in? I’m a mom with ADHD. I’m locked out, forgot where I put the keys, and there’s a tiny feral goblin following me whispering, “snack?” every 11 seconds. My brain got 47 tabs open, one playing panic music, one researching air fryers, and one wondering if penguins have knees.

Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.

Missouri weather: summer …tornado …winter in 24 hours. Allergies included. Financial stability not included.

Dessert deviled eggs if you will. First attempt that’s why I used red velvet. I’ll be using white cake for next weekend.

Honestly, that second one might be more reliable than death. Because explain to me how you go to bed fully contained… and wake up looking like one of them filed for independence overnight. Gravity? Betrayal. Fabric physics? Suspicious. No witnesses. No accountability. Just vibes and one rogue escape

Break down. I’ll sit in the wreckage with you. Silence is heavier than anything you could say.

“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.

Girls gone wild party. Women gone wild leave evidence that somehow points back to you.

Moms don’t need unsolicited advice we’ve got enough voices in our heads already. But unsolicited praise? Yeah… we’ll take that all day. Because sometimes, in the middle of the chaos and second guessing and “am I messing this up?” it’s just really nice to hear we’re doing a good job.

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Check out @wretchedhivecomics.bsky.social #NCBD video review of Seven Wives #1 from @idwpublishing.bsky.social #comics #review

💪Jasmine Crockett(OUR ‘28 VP) in a Judiciary hearing: “y'all need to read your history books. The same books that Republicans decided we shouldn’t read, because they’re afraid it’ll hurt People's feelings to know that their Ancestors were so savage, that they would enslave Black Folk”🇺🇸

Er sagte, dass russische Angriffe auf ukrainische Städte mit Drohnen und Raketen beantwortet werden würden. t.me/noel_reports...

Step back in time with colonial-era stamps! 🕰️✨ These tiny treasures are windows into empires, cultures & political shifts. Discover how they capture a pivotal era's story. Ready to see history anew? 🖼️🔍 #ColonialStamps #Philately #VintageVibes #HistoryInT 👉 https://obelisk-stamps.com/a/Gqw3ic

🔴 This #EarthDay clip made my day. 🙂 Some Canadian MPs talking about their favourite National Parks ... 🇨🇦 🌳🏕️

Well, that isn't the word I would’ve used. But then I don’t own the Trump-to-English dictionary. A large faction of Americans is in an abusive relationship, and they don’t seem to care that they are.😢

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“As Steve Bannon so eloquently put it, quote, we're going to have ICE surround the polls. Let's be clear at the outset: that is flatly illegal. If that happens, we will go to court.” — @mawaldman.bsky.social at the Brennan Legacy Awards dinner

Memorial Day 🇺🇲

Also #OnThisDay in 2018, Bonnie Anderson debuted as Bea Nilsson #Neighbours #BringBackNeighbours

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Long Island Rail Road workers are picketing outside of stations on Saturday after contract negotiations with the MTA fell through. The strike has halted North America's busiest commuter rail, which could leave hundreds of thousands of riders scrambling.

3 days off 1 Six-Pack of Mango Cider Final Fantasy Pixel Collection Plenty of time to Draw TIME TO FUCKING DISASSOCIATE

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Hope and Letty wish you a… Merry Christmas! 🐺🐦 🎄 ☃️

"Trump delivers clear warning to Iran as US begins ‘intense preparations’ for potential resumption of attacks" l.smartnews.com/p-7JHhgPBK/O...

The captain best alan thesays finds moments... they just happen to #captainjacksparrow #piratesofthecaribbean #moveabroad #jomtienbeach #rockandroll

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“Ford knows what he’s doing. His modus operandi is secrecy, using throwaway phones, code names on projects, files not existing… and he seems to always be positioned one level away from somebody who knows something.” 👀 @paulstewartii.bsky.social 🇨🇦 The OShow 🔗 youtu.be/-QvhzrxY7IU?si… #Onpoli #ON

LET’S GO #CANES

Day 3: Glorious Morning Exercise Fitness Trip! #fitness #trip #motivation #challenge #exercise #start #discipline #strengthtraining #upgrade

It was an honor this morning to join The Wake Up Call with Reverend Horace Sheffield. We are building a campaign to reach voters all across Oakland County, so that we can build the Democratic Party and make real change for working people.

I 3d printed an interactive toy and Cloud looooooves it.

CHECK THIS OUT: Video sent in by viewer Jordan shows firefighting planes picking up water at Lake Pueblo to drop on the '24 Fire'

Next: One car fixed✅

Germany doesn’t celebrate n*zis and our country should not be celebrating the confederate losers who fought for racial hierarchy so the wealthy, white few could hoard wealth and power.

Russian forces tried to trick Ukrainian troops near Vovchansk with a truck and trailer converted into an improvised pontoon crossing. Drone operators from the 57th Brigade’s 2nd Battalion and other units destroyed it.

1 hour 15 minutes of Vexlands… in 15 seconds.

I miss having real leadership in our Government instead of these Kamikaze extremists that have hijacked it!

💙Thank You Julie J 💙 As always, an honor Being mentioned💙🫡💙 #epsteinfiles #trumpsteinfiles #nowar #peace

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ George Springer with his 2nd homer of this series to extend the Blue Jays lead to 6-2 #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

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2dayz; “Keep’n it 💯(Realz)!!” Politicians Corrupted, Society Disgusted!! 🎤🎯🙏👍👌🥲💜🙋‍♀️🤷‍♀️ #thatpartrightthere #keepingitreal #corruptgovernment #keepingit100 #corruptpoliticians

Not the start to the season the 1s and 2s wanted but an excellent win for the 3s. 50s for Micky Ruddle, Sam Davies and Connor Simon and a barnstorming debut 6-fer for Curtis Mayfield

SEEXTOOOU no #Fortnite! twitch.tv/rowguii Use o código de apoiador ROWGUII na loja do jogo! #Crossplay #TwitchStreaming #fortniteS2chapter7 #gaymer

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On Whole's Foods opening day in Los Gatos 🔥

Dr. Christian Donald Pentz highlights the need to avoid ethnocentrism in global marketing. Emerging markets show massive tech adoption, reshaping how global brands must build local strategies. Supercharging India’s AI future with DSU. #DSU #GlobalMarketing #Technology

the official Scooby-Doo Instagram account has acknowledged Creepy Run. www.instagram.com/reel/DYk_0Au...

How I feel sometimes when I get results.... #science #scientist #lab #laboratory #neuroscience

Tom Steyer @tomsteyerhq.bsky.social A man with no experience to govern A man who has spent millions just to attack a fellow DEMOCRAT But what bothers me most is he attacks with lies So today I hope it's an end for Steyer Hope he would spend his millions &help Californians Not attack them

the.paliproject @the.paliproject They are honest about it, so why are so many people lying on their behalf?

🧀 Un español participa en la famosa carrera del queso rodante de Inglaterra. 🏃 Los concursantes se lanzan colina abajo para intentar atrapar el queso. #MalasLenguas

On the final episode of the season, we reflect on what still keeps us connected to faith communities — from worship and friendship to the feeling of being anchored in something meaningful. And happy summer everyone! See you next season. Listen here: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

🚨 BREAKING: The death toll in Kyiv has risen to 4 with 58 wounded after a massive Russian overnight missile and drone attack, local authorities report.