Girls gone wild party. Women gone wild leave evidence that somehow points back to you.

“There are no stupid questions.” Respectfully people without kids have never been interrogated by a tiny human with unlimited curiosity and zero common sense.

“Girl you light up every room you walk into.” Ew. Absolutely not. I’ve seen enough true crime documentaries to know that’s how you end up being described by a crying aunt on Netflix. Make the room pitch black immediately.

Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.

In case no one tells you today: you matter, you’re needed, and you’re at least 3 people’s “hear me out.”

Your body really woke up one day and said: “Let’s do hormones again… but this time we cry, fight, sweat, and don’t explain why.”

Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

Not everything I dreamed of… but everything I need. A home full of love, a life that feels safe, and people who make it all worth it. Turns out “having it all” was never about more it was about this.

Extremely weird blasphemous fuckers. Source: old.reddit.com/r/LiveNews_2...

Grafton Hill hosted its annual Christmas Tree Lighting on Saturday, where we gathered to spread holiday cheer & celebrate George Russell's final tree lighting as a Worcester City Councilor. Thank you to the Grafton Hill Neighborhood Association for making this special event happen year after year!

STOP scrolling, is your home is actually safe for your kids? Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/childhood_injuries Protecting them is part of your amanah. #fyp#viral#foryou#trending#Islam

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Italy Entry Options Elective Residency Investor Visa People keep wanting relocation to sound easy. They want the shortcut. They want the plug. They want somebody to make it feel simple. But immigration is paperwork. Immigration is verification. Immigration is legal entry. Immigration is rules. And

After her diagnosis of osteoporosis and spinal fractures, Kay felt like the rug had been pulled from under her feet. She looked for information and found support from others who’d been through it. Learn more about recovering from spinal fractures: https://bit.ly/3nIlnXW

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#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Looks like @lightbluesquid.bsky.social has developed a crush on Crystal! I guess sharing the same opinions about Callie from Splatoon is guaranteed to make Gus like you to the point of eventually having a crush on you!

“Someone better shut this f***ing kid up” Lee Lawrence remembers the day when he was just 11 and police raided the wrong home — and shot his mother, Cherry Groce, right in front of him Watch The Crime Agents 🫆 on @globalplayer.com 🎧 #Brixton #riot #CherryGroce

Colin Allred’s excuse for voting for the Laken Riley Act? "Biden would never abuse it." But Colin admitted: “You don’t just pass legislation for one president.” He knew Trump could use ICE to abuse immigrants. Colin voted for it anyway. #TX33 doesn't need another John Fetterman in Congress.

Trump does not simply like dictators. He likes the performance of unchecked authority. He admires leaders who appear immune to accountability, who command choreographed displays of loyalty, and who don’t have to bargain with legislatures, courts, journalists, protesters, or voters.

“It’s our land just as much as yours. The people there are ours too.” — an arrogant she-Vatnik replies to a Ukrainian commenter who wrote: “It’s our country, so why is it any of your business?” Don’t turn the sound on, because it might make you want to punch something!

Trump agrees to Ceasefire Deal with Iran Explained #news #politics #trump #iran #ceasefire

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A portable charger exploded in a woman's bag in the Russian city of Surgut the moment the elevator door closed. The woman remained trapped in the toxic fumes for about 30 seconds. The elevator eventually reached the ground floor**,** and she was able to e…

The signs are everywhere if you know where to look ☁️🍌

GOOD MORNING BLUESKY!! Hope you are all well ☺️ ITS A NEW DAY AND A NEW DAWN What does everyone have planned for today? It's a really hot day in the UK so going stay cool mini me is having a beach party 😀 Hope you all have a great Saturday😀 #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Switch2Edition #NintendoSwitch2

Don’t put that evil in my feed, Glenn!

Ach give over. You’re not too old. Here’s an example of the account I mentioned, this is their good news story

Enjoy this video of Toph licking my leg while I scratch her booty. Also, enjoy the sound of roasting veggies and @playtowinmtg.bsky.social in the background

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BEAM CEO, Angel Munoz, will be live this Wednesday, December 17 at 6:30pm Central on Coffee Talk with Sandra. Watch at: beamstream.gg/coffee-talk-...

The indignity..smiling faces the IDF..keep saying the most moral is a fucking joke they are barbarians

No outs, bottom of the 9th, bases full of Ballers, Long Beach's reliever walks in the game tying run! After being down 7 runs, the B's claw their way back to tie the game! #neversaydie #letsgooakland

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The sun is out! ☀️ the skies are clear…but the economic vibes are stormy ⛈️ people are struggling—it’s all over the data. Savings is the lowest it’s been in years, inflation is outpacing wages, and the vibes (consumer sentiment) is the lowest it’s ever been.. #economy #inflation #affordable

#kristinoem and the department of homeland about #shrek a clear illegal criminal. #deportshrek

Though this young student is only moving from kindergarten to first grade, he already has his first viral moment in the books. Clearly Graham, a 6-year-old student in Texas, has decided he is too cool for school and is ready for summer. Read more: https://bit.ly/4dQXMy0

Secretary Kennedy says he’s “not happy” about cuts to programs like WIC and Healthy Start. I don’t see how an agenda can be “MAHA” if it fails to invest in child nutrition.

Want to start 2026 earning real money from paid brand partnerships? In this week’s episode of the MTM Podcast, I’m breaking down the exact follow-up strategies I teach my students—most of whom are full-time healthcare pros and/or busy parents. 🎧Tune in here! masterthemedia.co/podcast/

Happy Easter

CTE IS FOR MELVINS I WAS FRIGHTENED, YOU WAS FRIGHTENED, COLLECTIVELY WE WAS FRIGHTENED BUT THE KID GOT UP AND POTTED ANOTHER ONE BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

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#Caturday 😹

What is happening in our country is not about deportation. #minnesota #minneapolis #deportation #ice #unitedstatesofamerica

Turning point and voting

Gary V sings a heartfelt “Sana Maulit Muli” at Jessica Sanchez’s Manila concert. #jessicasanchezliveinmanila #wilbroslive

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What does the future of politics look like when easy access to AI tools will let anyone produce genuine looking videos, images, and text? It’s scary to consider how many voters will be fooled.

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The replacement of the SQA with a new body, Qualifications Scotland, was supposed to address the disjointed transition from the earlier years of secondary school into preparation for qualifications. I asked questions at the education committee about whether this is working in practice.

As Trump rambles on, the American people are still waiting for justice and transparency on the Epstein Files. My #SOTU guest, Dani Bensky, was a victim of abuse by Jeffrey Epstein, and like so many of her fellow survivors, she’s not standing down in the fight for justice:

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Where could our eggs be? The excitement was real...

This is Rep. Tarik Khan (State PA 194) talking about Freedom House Ambulance Service and the history about it. Freedom House, founded in 1967 in Pittsburgh's Hill District, was the first US emergency service staffed by paramedics, primarily serving Black neighborhoods. #BlackHistoryMonth #ProudBlue

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Happy International Women’s Day!!

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Is Bannon over shooting his shot? Let us know in the comments. If you're worried about the midterms as much as we are, now would be the time to join us (🔗 in bio).