Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.

Women can achieve anything in the world except consistent vitamins D Iron and B12 levels.

I used to have thoughts… now I just host a live Q&A I didn’t sign up for.

"I might join you later". Translation: You have a better chance of seeing Tupac riding a unicorn than you have of seeing me.

Peace is the priority. Titles don’t exempt you.

I set the scene… delivered the line… handed him the moment on a silver platter… and he dropped it like it was a group project he didn’t sign up for. now I gotta go process this betrayal like it’s 1995 all over again.

I’m sensitive, not soft. I will cry, process my feelings… and then circle back to slap you.

You’re not the bigger person… you’re the matching energy department. “Take the high road?” I don’t even have directions for that. You go low, I meet you there with snacks and better comebacks. Respectfully… we’re syncing levels.

Armed federal agents at polling stations doesn't serve any purpose except to intimidate voters, and we won't have it. #orpol

People are fed up with a government that takes forever to build anything. In California, new housing construction is up 59% since 2019 and permitting times have been cut by 56%. Government needs to move faster, solve real problems, and start building again.

They’re in your shower, makeup bag, and maybe even on your skin. 4 News Now anchor Kirstin O’Connor explains how everyday products could be putting you and your family at risk. Watch Good Morning Northwest on Thursday.

Pick a card, any card! Celebrating #CardPlayingDay the #WolframWay Order your deck of Wolfram Language Code Playing Cards now: https://wolfr.am/1AQ1zWr5w

The Real Meeting is the Me in You! - Supreme Pontiff of Hinduism Bhagavan Sri Nithyananda Paramashivam reveals the true spiritual meeting occurs when divine consciousness merges, either the me in you eating me or the me in me eating you. #kailasa #nithyananda #advaita #union @srinithyananda #MeYou #

Quick recap of what happened in Serbia in the past few days. Video made by Serbian students. Europe is once again completely silent. #Serbia #Protest #Student #PoliceBrutality #Repression Video source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNWEbI4...

MI House Republicans hate the idea of Michigan families having support for their babies.

I love it. 😂

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ More UI implementation today! Will I finally be able to finish the functionality of the new build menu today? Let's find out! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

Will Ospreay gets it done and moves on in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

People make projects for joy. And then others start depending on those projects. You wind up being buried in work and the project no longer generates joy for you. Instead it generates exhaustion, and eventually burnout. We need a better way to handle this. @skriptble.me #opensource #software

Eric Bogosian (Daniel) warns that pissed off guys with power are dangerous @ The Vampire Lestat Panel at NYCC 2025. Watch the FULL Panel: https://youtu.be/82oaDf2jJqw Instagram: SheFantasyEnt YouTube: @SheFantasy-fe7lo #nycc #nycc2025 #interviewwiththevampire #lestat #thevampirelestat #annerice

It's a jungle here today.

Man im not about to sit here and argue with you bout no sperm. 😂 Watch the full episode: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97A8TZrIpy8&t=1035s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97A8TZrIpy8&t=1035s) #Entrepreneur #Business #Leadership #Mindset #UTE

You have to imagine how many people are sitting around speaking fondly of Grandpa Joe and Uncle Jack being the nicest men youd ever meet ans those demons were murdering and terrorizing Black people in their hey day. Over a thousand of them with families telling stories like this today...

Our indie cute-’em-up Astro Burn is now LIVE in Early Access! via Steam and GOG😸 A love letter to 90s chaos like Parodius and Pop’n TwinBee, packed with colourful, delightfully bonkers action. Jump in, grab the game, and help shape this cute-’em-up with us! #indiegames

While ordinary Pakistanis are suffering the #ThiefMinister of Punjab has just taken off on another useless tax-payer under foreign trip. VC Hum News

Amazing, but so luck-based.

Did you know the answer? If you enjoyed this trivia, please follow for more. You can check out our games at the link in our profile. #videogametrivia #nintendo #retrogaming

NEW: Sen. Ted Cruz to @AndyAriOn3 on the "Lane Kiffin rule" in The Protect College Sports Act: "It is absolutely the Lane Kiffin Provision... A university cannot recruit or hire a head coach or OC/DC while the season is happening or during the playoff." Cruz later added: "What happened with Lane

Last week we welcomed young Canadians from all over the country to our Summer Leadership Program in Ottawa. Their ideas and their perspectives will help us build a stronger country for all.

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Over 900 cadets officially graduated today! The U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds' 30-minute airshow was canceled; however, they still did a quick flyover.

It’s time to learn about all of the top polling Democratic candidates, stay engaged, get excited, & figure out who’s in this race for CA Governor & what do they plan to do for all of you. We attended the Xavier Becerra Town hall in Los Angeles. Primary ballots mailed May 4th. Election Day June 2nd.

Made with Deekay Tool by @deekaymotion aescripts.com/deekay-tool #aftereffects #aescripts #deekaytool How I make animation. An oldie from 2020.

"Very quirky." That’s how Chief Justice Roberts described a key party of the government’s argument to end birthright citizenship this week. I break down the high-stakes arguments in Trump v. Barbara—in today's Civil Liberties in 60 Seconds

‘The Show Must Go On’ means something… The next time you can’t find the right fit for a role, bet on the former ‘Theatre Kid’, odds are good that you won’t regret it. 😉 #Strategy #Operations #Hiring #SmallBusiness #Theatre #MusicalTheatre #SauderStrategy

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Dobranoc Motyle 😎👍

Goodnight lovelies~ Doing a little better, although brain is still being mean. The day went well at least, spent it at the botanical gardens, mostly just sketching in my book~ Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful Sunday! Please know that you're loved 🩷

Wird hier Steuergeld verschwendet? #steuergeld #politik #afd #news #mariolandauer #vetternwirtschaft #beziehung #skandal #fyp

~ Support: You Deserve It. ~ 28s video Topic: mental health, therapists, partners, brief general mention of family. Captions on. You deserve all the support that would serve you for flourishing.

diabolical (I approve)

Ok, I know I clutched this but I was shaking in the moment 😭

We're going back to basics to understand what truly means love you always. 🧡 This video explores love as something natural and organic, like the sun, moon, and other natural elements. #emotional #mirrortalk mirrortalkpodcast.com/love-over-ego/ Thank you! 🧡

In D.C., humility is rare—this is one of those moments.

What is it like being a dietician at MJHS Menorah Center for Rehabilitation and Nursing Care, where 436 residents and patients eat 3 meals a day plus snacks as well as nutritional supplements?🍴 #insideMenorah

It's not Trump's military. It's not Hegseth's military. It's yours. https://youtu.be/WwZnFgEpZLA #IndependentAmericans

IT’S HERE The UFC & Trump Phone 😂🤣

TONIGHT! LIVE @ 6:00 EST! INSCRYPTION! Join us tonight for Buddha's first ever playthrough of 'INSCRYPTION'! Let's build a KILLER deck of cards and solve the mystery of whatever the hell that dang Leshy is really up to... YouTube youtube.com/@buddha_saurus Twitch twitch.tv/buddha_saurus/

God I just love maining Knight #DeadbyDaylight

LESS NOISE. MORE CONTEXT FRED LUSKIN, Ph.D. (STANFORD UNIVERSITY) is the author of Forgive for Good and one of the world's leading researchers and teachers on the subject of forgiveness. INTERVIEW COMING SOON

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Turbo Overkill is 70% off {$5.99} on Nintendo Switch www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

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Today, we joined 15 states suing to block the Trump Admin’s unlawful overhaul of the childhood immunization schedule. Trump and RFK Jr. are putting children at risk by ignoring science and bypassing federal law. We're taking action to protect families, support doctors, and uphold the rule of law.

#AEWDynamite

Of course, Trump won't give up on his $1.8bn fund for Jan 6 rioters (ultimately, we suspect, for himself). He's never accepted a no, certainly no democratic decision (Jan 6 alone is evidence enough). He'll rename it & try again, with less publicity, more lying, better arm-twisting. Jon Karl for ABC:

Ukrainian drones struck the Progress plant in Michurinsk, Tambov region, about 500 km from Ukraine. The factory produces equipment for aviation and missile control systems, including gyro motors and sensors for Kh-101 and Kh-59 cruise missiles. #Russia

Brian Andrews; 🎶