Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.

Apparently having a neutral face in public is now a group discussion. I’m not tired, mean, or mad I’m just not performing for an audience I didn’t invite. If my face bothers you, feel free to look away.I promise I won’t take it personally

In case no one tells you today: you matter, you’re needed, and you’re at least 3 people’s “hear me out.”

I showed up drunk to the family reunion… nerves were high, silence was louder, and I didn’t talk to a single soul. In my defense… they were all dead.

ADHD = A Diva Having Distractions way more on point.

Not everything I dreamed of… but everything I need. A home full of love, a life that feels safe, and people who make it all worth it. Turns out “having it all” was never about more it was about this.

You’re not old. You’ve just reached the “captions are superior technology” phase of life.

I can’t believe May is almost over. I feel like I’ve experienced at least four separate lifetimes emotionally.

Don’t forget to set your clocks forward tonight… from seasonal depression to regular depression with longer business hours.

Just a delivery drone working the streets as four foot tall turtles and men in pyjamas duke it out. People still need pizza in times of crisis 🤷‍♂️ Enjoy a slice in TMNT: Empire City from April 30th 🍕👉 https://vr.meta.me/s/1L2KRVYie9Nqfgj #TMNT #VRGaming #VRGames #VRGame #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

467: Till We Have Faces - CS Lewis (1956) Intro Rating: 4.19 ⭐️ Watch Summary (5 min) in the profile Genre: Christian, Christian Fiction, Christianity, Classics, Fantasy, Fiction, Literature, Mythology, Religion, Retellings 📚 Love books? ❤️ Like, ➕ Follow, ✈️ Share

It’s day 27 of Trump's Iran War, and he’s burned through $33 BILLION. That’s FOUR TIMES what we spend each year on providing new moms & their babies with nutrition assistance when they can’t afford formula or food. His priorities are all screwed up.

Pualani 🌺 knows what Caturday is for #givemeshelter #sfcats #givemesheltersf #gms #caturday

Conservative lawyers are begging the Carney government to be reasonable about C-22. Read that again, and think about the impact on law firms. #cdnpoli #lawsky

Pharaoh + I share our passion for music! He is definitely my son! 😆😜💃🕺🪩🎶🪘🪕🥰 Although we couldn’t agree on the PJ’s! I am not a fan of cartoon prints but I lost that battle to Paw Patrol 🐾😱🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🐾 Dancing before a night at @carbonefinefood #dance #miami305 #miamilifestyle #carbonemiami #carbone

Justin Humphrey, State Representative for Oklahoma, defending child marriage. In other words - he’s mad that a 16 year old is banned from being a bride.

Today, 6th of May on Cape Town News… 🔥 Cape Town families say they can no longer afford their own city 🌍 Western Cape pours billions into jobs, LEAP and housing push ✊ Mitchells Plain woman arrested after alleged attack on police 📍 Watch the full bulletin at 3 PM today.

More than 100 women and children were reportedly killed after an airstrike struck a school in Minab, Iran, during the opening phase of U.S. military action. Sky News says key questions remain unanswered as investigations continue into one of the war’s deadliest civilian tragedies.

Chocolate panda Qi Zai was playing hide and seek in his indoor enclosure~pinky paws!🍫

What began as an ordinary Tuesday evening near Manhattan’s famous Charging Bull statue suddenly turned into a scene straight out of a disaster movie after a vehicle caught fire and exploded near Broadway and Stone Street. #WallStreet #NYC F. M. P. at OGM News

Fabius now cracks me up in #MHWilds lmao!🤣 Huge thanks to the community for dropping-by & joining fun hunts! Y'all are amazing as always!🥹❤️🙏 Thanks to: buttermilk01 [Twitch] for the raid & love as well! Shared the raid & love to: Sharkboy1601 [Twitch] for more MH!💪

I do not like Spiders, especially ones that spew fire and eject babies 🤣 #monsterhunterstories3twistedreflection #monsterhunter #vtuber #raknakadaki

The workers should just put up a circus tent while they’re at it. The scale of that thing is insane.

Another Weird Week April Foolish Edition

Het tekort aan opvangplekken in het aanmeldcentrum is een grijsgedraaide plaat geworden. Opnieuw is Ter Apel overvol. Volgens Halbe Zijlstra is het iets ingewikkelder dan alleen de spreidingswet toepassen. Commissaris van de Koning in Groningen, René Paas, reageert:

AI cannot hope. It cannot exercise ethical judgment. It cannot bring emotional intelligence or moral imagination. If that’s true, shouldn’t leaders be investing more intentionally in uniquely human capabilities? Hear more as hosts Jean Gomes and Scott Allender talk to Sarah Housley.

Cory Booker still won't recognize that Israel is the problem, not even mentioning the nation by name, instead he declares that "Iran rushed to enrich uranium" - which isn't true.

M*A*S*H - Goodbye, Farewell & Amen (TVQ-0, 30/10/83) : 8590s

Iran [3]-1 Gambia - Mehdi Taremi 68'

#fed #interest #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/il3a1onx

Introducing the LYNEports Community🚀 A new space for planners, architects, students, and innovators to connect, share insights, and shape the future of airside design together. Join us: lyneports.com/community

Consulta la previsión del tiempo en la renovada sección del tiempo de La Region 🌥️ La puedes encontrar comprando el periódico o en la sección Quiosco La Región 👇 https://mrf.lu/M_-z

FILTH

Wanna go for a ride? #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Ask your dj if he knows this one? Lol

DJ 3D vs Timestretch - Massive Mixtape (3D Side) youtube.com/@GlobalHouseAlliance #drumandbass

#omorashi #gaypiss #watersports Stay calm please💦

Join me on @abcnews_au after 820 LIVE for a Siale the white humpback whale update. Catching my with fellow woman in STEAM Jemima from Play School @abckids #siale #whale #whitewhale #scicomm #humpbackhighway #happywhale

BIG PUMP KICK FROM Tay Melo! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

June 18, 2002. #Italy were eliminated from the #WorldCup. Directing the game: Byron Moreno. In 2010 he was arrested for drug trafficking. However, before that, he had already done his job.... #italia #football #soccer #footballnews #footballculture #fyp #bluesky #sport #sports

Dungeons and Dragons! #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #nerd #nexus

PadMay Day 19! ✨

Another repelled Russian assault. Terrorist equipment was destroyed while the remaining assault troops who reached Ukrainian positions were turned into fertiliser!☄️💥 Time for you orcs to head home and enjoy the fall of the empire! 🇺🇦21st Mechanised Brigade near Myropillya in Sumy region.

Teach your children history bec this (likely young) Black man doesn't seem to understand that Hitler only liked Aryans. Everyone else was inferior according to his philosophy & actions

More than a machine, it‘s your competitive edge.

Trans visibility is more than being seen. It is sharing real stories and data, and uplifting trans- and gender-expansive young people. 🏳️‍⚧️💚 💰 Selected storytellers will receive a $100 USD honorarium ✨ Learn more: www.channelkindness.org/trans-visibi... 🗓 Deadline: May 1 at 11:59 PM ET

soooo süß

FINAL: San Diego Padres 7, Washington Nationals 5. ▪️Mason Miller gets the save in the Padres' 7-5 win over the Nationals. 📺: #MLB on Padres TV

Did you know the Gaia mission sends out alerts when an object changes in brightness? This method helped scientists find evidence for planets colliding around a star! Listen to our latest #SETILive #podcast to learn more: open.spotify.com/show/53UTiZt... 🧪 🔭 👩‍🔬

Jon Ossoff accuses the Trump family of enriching itself through a mining deal tied to Kazakhstan, arguing it exemplifies what he calls “the most corrupt administration of all time” and warning that those involved could face congressional scrutiny.

Those first enemies are easy - Decksplorers #indiegames #game #deckbuilding #deckbuilder #cardgame #steam #indiedev #indiegame #SoloDev #MadeWithUnity

Of course! Please provide the social media post you want rewritten, and I'll get started on that for you.

Thanks to @enralis.dev i learned how to upload gifs, My life is so much better now.

Los Mets hacen historia en 12ma entrada. Despues de una ardua batalla de extra innings con los Nacionales de Washington, Los Mets hacen lo imposible, anotar 10 carreras en una sola entrada, sellando una victoria historica que no se veia en 43 años. #Mets #mlb #miraloaqui #beisbol  #newyorkmets

This series, my god, one of the most fascinating things on YouTube lately

Wasserdampf mit höchster Abweichung in 2024 global. #Copernicus #Klimakatastrophe

First, things, first... Late Wednesday afternoon walk before the rain, peaceful. #BlackWomen

Dive into the transformative world of breath with our latest Skeletal Leap episode. Laadi Ojas discusses how breathing can awaken Kundalini and clear chakras, leading to a life filled with joy and insight. Don't miss this enlightening journey!

#gay #gaysky #blackgaysky #gayblackmen #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky #Democrats #lgbt #lgbtq+