Because so much of parenting isn’t: “How do I control this tiny human?” It’s: “How do I stay calm while this tiny human loses their mind in surround sound at 6:42 a.m. because their banana broke in half?”

Some people would rather play the victim than face the damage they caused. Breaking cycles means becoming the parent you needed.

Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.

You’re not old. You’ve just reached the “captions are superior technology” phase of life.

My road rage is so bad I don’t want to fight people anymore… I just want temporary access to their car speakers for constructive criticism. “Congrats on cutting me off, Jessica. Your exit was three miles ago.”

Peak chaos I’m trying to achieve.

According to Monsters, Inc., screams can power a city. So scientifically speaking… I should at least be able to run my coffee maker by now.

“Just lock in.” Lock in? I’m a mom with ADHD. I’m locked out, forgot where I put the keys, and there’s a tiny feral goblin following me whispering, “snack?” every 11 seconds. My brain got 47 tabs open, one playing panic music, one researching air fryers, and one wondering if penguins have knees.

I used to have thoughts… now I just host a live Q&A I didn’t sign up for.

Hearting your own texts mid argument is the digital version of clapping for yourself while someone’s still talking.

"Those who haven't evolved are losing more, even though there's less competition." 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 breaks down a shift that is catching a lot of people off guard. When the market was flooded with business, you could get by without being at your best. Now the field has thinned, but the

Astronaut Scott Carpenter saw unexplained white particles during NASA's Project Mercury mission in 1962. Sky News is unconvinced.

#politics #news #reaction #rant

Female ruby-throated hummingbird.

The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce Stillwater Critical Minerals Corp. (OTCQB: PGEZF | TSXV: PGE) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Virtual Investor Conference on Thursday, May 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM EDT. www.virtualinvestorconferences.com/wcc/eh/48149...

Can Thomas traveled TWICE on the same play, good bucket tho

"Just keep working. Keep fighting and never be satisfied." @joshhart shared with @notthefakeSVP the message the Knicks alumni have for the team this postseason 👏

Question-Poll to all of you around Not climate related Are we getting this wrong? Are these pieces of music as good (or even better) as Beethoven or Mozart sonatas? And as important? Check this mind blowing rendition....And give me your opinion (Or am I getting it completely wrong?)

Thank you to everyone who sent in photos and videos of today’s storm impacts. Here’s a look at a few from across the area. We’ll continue keeping you updated on current weather conditions. If you have storm damage to share, email photos/videos to news@wdef.com or drop them below.

LGBTQ CHRONICLES Ancient Egypt Which pair of high-ranking male officials were buried together in a shared tomb with artwork depicting them in intimate poses? #ts #transgender # #queer #pride #nonbinary #lesbian #gay #translivesmatter #LGBTQ #LGBT, #Gay #LoveIsLove #LGBTQIA #bi

PLANTERS PUNCH Israel - a loyal, little, British Ulster Just like in Northern Ireland, Ulster, Israel was given away by Britain in the Balfour Declaration so that it would become an auxiliary of the British state Follow #MOATS 539 #Ulster #NorthernIreland #Israel #BalfourDeclaration

Reform of the Defence Estate is warranted but will be confronting for some in the community. So the Gov must continue to push information out & be open-minded to feedback. After all, flexibility in war is much better than reinforcing defeat. #auspol #politas

Workplace booty call. Office goss. Everybody knows. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

The best prescriptions come from kindhearted friends.💙🌌🌻

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marialeinp antworten unbezahlte Werbung. Welche Tragen habt ihr so? Wer hat mehr als ich? 😜 Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Ep 65: They Called Her Rebel w/ Jacob Dallas NOW PLAYING! . Check out Jacob on @workerslit.bsky.social and read his book, They Called Her Rebel!

After being at the center of some beef with the Twins yesterday, Willson Contreras belts a game-tying homer against them today!

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The final #caturday EggDay for Merlin of January 2026. And Maj gets a little treat too, today. Expect purring, dribbling, and slurping.

Unfortunate contact between Oscar Piastri and Alex Albon ended the latter's race on the spot! 💥❌ #F1 #CanadianGP | May 24, 2026

Sunday Stray Kids Mashup. I think I'll do these kinds of videos on Sunday to post all the Stray Kids stuff that was posted during the week, since I can't post everything I want to post without getting shadowbanned. Hopefully, I included everything. #straykids #videomix

Nick Fuentes called Pretti a "race traitor" and cried about... minority-owned businesses oppressing him?

G M Purple Tomato Approved in NZ www.instagram.com/reel/DT9iZTZ... #nzpol

The Kindle of POTHOLES AND MAGIC CARPETS is only 99p/c on Amazon until the 25th of May. “Complex characters, thrills, and a strong story.” "I loved this book." The audiobook is on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes. My 24 Kindles (free with KU), paperbacks, and audiobooks are on Amazon. amzn.to/29Bawbi

MLMs sell the dream be4 they sell the product. Freedom. Success. Community. A better version of you. Then your friends become leads, your family becomes a list, and the uncomfortable truth appears: The product was you. thebrosdareset.substack.com/p/mlm-the-bu... #MLM #Entrepreneurship #Success

Not since Reconstruction’s demise have reactionaries so brazenly tried to erase African-American representation from Congress. We must elect a majority with the courage to stand against this tide and will us back towards a more perfect union.

Sweden 🇸🇪 Ukraine 🇺🇦 Zelensky: "Thank you Sweden for all the support for Ukraine – for our people and our defense." "I am also grateful to Sweden for all the sanctions steps - for everything that limits Russia's potential for aggression." #Sweden #Ukraine

KabukichA Ichiban-gai St, Shinjuku, Japan #Japan #Nippon

The Scarborough subway is being delayed to beyond 2030. If Rob Ford never cancelled transit city, Scarborough would have an LRT by now. #ontario #onpoli #toronto #topoli #frankdomenic🍁

Trump’s Iran war of choice is not worth the cost. Americans are dying and families are struggling, but Trump continues to focus on the wrong priorities. This isn’t America first.

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Building a modern construction company means hiring modern thinkers. We prioritize tech skills to ensure our fit-outs and builds are as efficient and innovative as possible. 🏗️💻 #ConstructionTech #Careers #OliveTreeBuilds

Van Hollen calls it “deranged” to attack Pope Leo for opposing war—warning that targeting a global voice for peace reflects a deeper failure of leadership at a moment of rising risk. #U.S.Politics #Senate #Trump #PopeLeo @democrats.senate.gov @ec.europa.eu @volteuropa.org

"Well knock me over with a feathered boa..." Watch former Gov. Chris Christie spill the tea on what Republicans say when we're not listening on #RTOvertime: youtu.be/3rn57brxT-g

#duet with Brita #unhinged #brita #music #lilnucleus

Yesterday in Halifax there was a fire in the basement of an apartment building on Cogswell Street #NovaScotia Credit to paigedurancesu_

What in the hell is this

🚨 “THE BATONS ARE OUT!" 🚨 ICE agents can be seen spraying pepper spray directly into a protester’s face — and into the air toward the crowd — during chaos outside Delaney Hall ICE prison. “They’re assaulting protesters in the middle of the street!” WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

The New Star Fox Game Confuses Me… #nintendo #gaming #autisticgamingplus

Jack Perry has a message for #AEW National Champion Mark Davis! And according to Jack Perry, this National Tour may be just the start of something new: a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOUR! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

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We're making it to the big G00n leagues 🥀 #softwareengineer #siliconvalley #comedy #funny #sanfrancisco #techie #newyork #bigshort #thebigshort #b2b #b2bsaas

The Phillies have fired Rob Thomson. Was it the right move? Is Rob the fall guy? The answers to both are probably, "yes." We discussed on a new EMERGENCY Hittin' Season podcast, from @whyy.org. @justinklugh.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5VKU...

Raise one hand up if you got haterz

Morgan Rogers against Manchester United

Simón came down the hallway singing the song of his twist tie #blackcats #blackcatranch #cat #catsofbluesky

Ermmm hellooo 🌞👀🇫🇷