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You’re not old. You’ve just reached the “captions are superior technology” phase of life.
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I set the scene… delivered the line… handed him the moment on a silver platter… and he dropped it like it was a group project he didn’t sign up for. now I gotta go process this betrayal like it’s 1995 all over again.
Hate me, fear me, avoid me I’ll take that over being used any day. I’ve learned the hard way that being “liked” often just means being convenient. Being easy. Being available. And I’m not interested in shrinking myself to make other people comfortable anymore.
You’re not the bigger person… you’re the matching energy department. “Take the high road?” I don’t even have directions for that. You go low, I meet you there with snacks and better comebacks. Respectfully… we’re syncing levels.
Caffeine really said “you’re not tired” while my soul is laid out on the floor. Wide awake. Zero energy. Slightly unhinged.
Results may vary. Side effects include honesty, sarcasm, and not tolerating nonsense. Customer complaints may be submitted directly to the void.
I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit… we all agree on it, but deep down it just doesn’t sit right.
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💙Thank you for your work.💪🏅 Water is a precious resource. A lot of people have been battlin' for water for a long time. Some so strong in the early-70's they turned the tide. For turning the tide, Nixon had to create the EPA. Reagan onward, all MAGA worked to lessen it, Trump has.
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Morning, lovelies~ Woke up and felt way better ...It's going to be okay. :) At uni right now, and I'll publish the piece when I'm back home! I hope you're all well 🩷
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tart your week not with haste, but with hope. God’s timing strengthens those who trust Him fully. #FaithTok #ChristianLiving #GodGoesBeforeMe #LoveLikeJesus #TrustGod #PeaceInChrist #MondayMotivation #christianfyp #fyp