Me every time I take my robe off after a shower/bath (minus the abs):

"you're telling me!"

Jeremy Clarkson criticizing @zackpolanski.bsky.social teeth is actually hilarious coz have you seen the state of Clarksons teeth. #GreenParty

When we signed Dan Burn in 2022, did any of us, honestly, think he would be going to the world cup four years later? Buzzing for the Lad. #NUFC

Infantino: are there any Mexicans in the room? Mexicans: WHOOO! ICE:

My dog when I have the audacity to try and get his ball before him when we're on a walk:

It's grim up North 🌞 #NewbigginByTheSea

I know this god awful season has just ended but I just want to put on record my minimum expectations for next season are to finish in the European places and get six points off the mackems. #NUFC

I love Tonali so much man. So fucking cool on the ball. #NUFC

16 years!... In the blink of an eye. #DrWho

You deserve a moment to yourself. Don’t feel guilty, sometimes the best thing you can do for your mental health is slow down. 🙏🩵 #MattsFoundation #MentalHealth #Weekend #Recharge

HOY paramos todo para hacerle frente al terror de ICE. Sin trabajo, sin escuela, sin compras. Únete al paro nacional para proteger a nuestros vecinos y nuestras libertades

Hi. I want to introduce you an interesting book www.thereligionofgod.com

"Beware of AIPAC bearing gifts!" Danger is close. You may lose your country soon!

Holy shit Derrick White

This is THE most consequential vote in Georgia today. The vote for GA Supreme Court. Get to the polls and cast your vote for people who will protect your rights! @jenjordanga.bsky.social & Miracle Rankin.

Thousands march in Italy against Israel's abuse and inhumane treatment of the Global Sumud Flotilla activists.

🔥 A Dane's perspective: "Everything he touches is fake. Fake lips. Fake tits. Fake gold. Fake pools. Fake Bible verses. False promises to voters. False prophets in his cabinet. False flags for the cameras. And subpar acting from the cast." 💯

Massie can keep playing soccer in the World Cup.

HEGSETH WITH AN UPDATE ON THE SITUATION IN THE …..OH

The Hunt Figure Collections available now on Cole TV youtu.be/1G1tbna-ecI?... #coletv #thehunt #toyhunt #wrestlingfigures #toyhaul

🌼 Her name is Arlett. She’s 12. She’s fighting brain cancer & has already lost sight in one eye. The other is fading. Medicaid won’t reach meet her needs. But maybe we can. The greatest gift is selflessness. Be led by love. Help her find hope. gofund.me/8a154c0b3

Subsidized trips feel like wins… until you do the math. #CasinoMarketing #DirectMarketing #CasinoOps #MarketingKPIs

Mets win! PHEW!

Bo Bichette has hit two-run home runs in consecutive plate appearances. It's his first multi-homer game with the Mets.

When you broke all the wooden boxes and now you realise you needed them #indiegames #n64 #zelda

1st karaoke of the year done!!🎉 Ty frugis for cheering me on and just vibing along while I croak my froggy heart out 💚✨ #ribbitLIVE

#THOUGHTS4THEDAY

Ganbare Goemon 3: Shishi Jūrokubē no Karakuri Manjigatame (SFC / SNES, Konami, 1994)

Check out the little eggs in this Chrysogorgia! I've seen eggs in these before but not any like this. Wonder who left them? @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 925 part 3 #Doldrums #MarineLife

#ICE abductors active in Middle #Tennessee on Tuesday. #police

#circus #circusartist #aerial #aerialist #aerialartist #aerialhoop #lyra #gymnast #dance #aerialdance

Get your No Kings & Idaho 50501 merch NOW to make sure it arrives in time for No Kings 3! As a non-profit, every purchase helps. All proceeds go directly toward operations and supporting our community. NK3: 3.28.26-10AM-Idaho State Capitol idaho50501.com/buy-merch No Kings. ✊

Eheh...guys? I reek uwu okayyyy? Okayyyyyy!

We're thrilled to share a message from BioOne President Lauren Kane about a milestone for our community. With our #SubscribetoOpen pilot, 71 journals will be published #OpenAccess in 2026. Read the announcement: bio-one.co/2026S2O #S2O #ScholComm #ScientificPublishing @s2ocommunity.bsky.social

Access is earned. Not everyone deserves your time. Not everyone deserves your energy. Scarcity creates value. Boundaries protect it. Move like both matter.

Swimming has commenced! 😄 We're also having hit or miss rain every day! 🌦️ I miss the 70s 🥵 Happy Caturday, my friend! 🤗🌷😻🎶🥰🦋🩵🐈‍⬛🌼❣️

🔺 PinkHatLady with battering ram

An exceptionally strong storm system swept through the Central Valley this week, triggering a rare outbreak of tornadoes. Four touched down Tuesday, including near Fresno and Atwater — an unusually high number for a state that averages just nine a year. Read more below.

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Pep when he watched Carrick Ball...

L'hommage à Claude Lemieux avant le début du match Canadiens-Hurricanes 🙏

Merry Christmas!

❗ El Plan INFOEX ya está listo para la temporada de peligro alto de incendios que comienza el lunes. 🚒 Desplegados 1.240 efectivos entre bomberos forestales y agentes del medio rural. 🚁 Se contará con 13 medios aéreos, 4 de ellos aviones anfibios. #planinfoex #incendiosforestales #extremadura

There are two types of filter in each Cinqro™ box: ✅ Hepa-Type™ sports filter for dusty off-road conditions ✅ DACC™ / Hepa-Type™ combination filter for urban environments 👉 respro.com/product/cinqro-mask #airpollution #pollutionmask #respro #running #cycling #commuting

Perfect timing on the second hatch. We have 2 hatchlings in the eagle nest! #eagles #birds #FOBBVCAM #cute Sooooooo cuuuuute 🥰🦅🦅

Getting the basics right came up again and again on the doors in Broxburn and Uphall. I was out on the doors again for my regular street surgery with Scottish Labour's Jenny Young for Bathgate, and the same issues kept coming up, local NHS services, schools, and the state of our roads.

Tonight, stairs will be the least of our worries... Our mini #ResidentEvil block is finishing with the first of tonight's overnight runs here at #UKSGGreen26, as marphoria takes on an item and enemy randomiser of Resident Evil HD Remaster! Watch the chaos unfold live at twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

Spring is here, but don’t rush through it! 🌸 Slow down, stay safe and smell the flowers.

One on one with Ja'Kobi Lane. As intriguing a non-first round WR as the Ravens have had in a long time. Pete Gilbert has the full story tonight at 11 on WBAL-TV 11 News!

Hunting for diner for them babies, no doubt. Takes a lot of food to feed them babies. Look at the size of them!

On this day in 1993, John to Marlena: “I will love this baby, Doc. Simply because it’s a part of you.” #DAYS #DOOL #Jarlena

NP will stop: the Russian company "Shahid" completely destroyed the branch number 1 of Nova Poshta in Dnipro, - a statement from the company

[Hyprland] Arch Btw, wayle instead of waybar Link: https://redd.it/1tqwxkp #unixporn #linux #screenshot

US 1 @ PENNSYLVANIA AVE 🕒 10:42 AM - 10:43 AM ET (4x speed) 🌡️ 68°F | Clear 📍: 40.206183,-74.774250

✨ Quasi 24 ore fa non sapevamo a cosa saremmo andati incontro 🥹 #Arnaldi #RolandGarros

OMGzine 𝕏🔁 @Ro_Kolar2@twitter.com: 🏮Moje největší obavy v geopolitice: 4. Bělorusko se zapojí do války a NATO nezareaguje 3. Rus bude chtít uzavřít mír, Evropa postupně začne uvolňovat sankce a rozjede byznys, nepotrestaný Rus si nechá tu část UA co má teď a […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

TURNIN' AND BURNIN' 🗳️ http://phillies.com/vote

NRC onthulde dat Donald Pols tijdens zijn studententijd in Zuid-Afrika voorman was van een rechts-extremistische studentenbeweging. Wat was dat voor beweging?Journalisten Jeroen Wester en Jorg Leijten lichten toe: #pauwendewit

Wraparound Care Leader and Clubs Leader, Queen's College Preparatory School. Closes: 12/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/8fz6e7. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs @gsauk.bsky.social