Nothing to be sorry about. It was funnier than hell. I about spit Coke all over my iPad😆

I have no caption for AziraFang. He just makes me laugh.

A few good noms would suffice!

Because we weren’t enough of a joke to the rest of the world.

I’ve got just the thing we need for heavy breathing… wait… is it heavy, deep or both?

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCCESS!! I HAVE CREATED THE SNAKE FACE CROWLEY GIF OF MY DREAMS!!

“Those are MY! BUTT! BONGOS! GET AWAY FROM MY ANGEL!” (I’m getting far more use outta this gif than I thought I would)

I am ‘sloth falling asleep during lunch’ motivated today.

Or Michael?

Well swat my butt & call me a fly! I made it to Friday!

Stephen A. Smith thinks the Minnesota Timberwolves might prefer having Victor Wembanyama on the court just so they can push him around "because of how skinny he is"

Q: Gavin Newsom said JD Vance doesn't have what it takes to follow you TRUMP: Well look, we've done a lot, and JD is very talented. He'll do very well, if it's JD.

France quietly moved 129 tons of gold from New York to Europe. A bold move signaling preparation for the end of the petrodollar era. #Petrodollar #GoldReserves #EconomicShift #FinancialNews #Geopolitics #France #GlobalEconomy #CentralBanks

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

PRESENCE OF GREATNESS is image no. 97 from "Of MICE and MONUMENTS". When you encounter true beauty For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #redorchestra #monument

Linux flaw (CVE-2024-46333) lets local users gain root access. Patches since 2016 exist—update now! 🚨 #cybersecurity Source: https://linux.slashdot.org/story/26/05/23/0727241/linux-kernel-flaw-lets-unprivileged-users-access-root-only-files-execute-arbitrary-commands-as-root

National targets are only as strong as the evidence behind them. 📊 From a farmer noticing fewer bees to a scientist mapping soil health, every observation is a piece of the puzzle. Diverse voices create goals that actually work. 🤝 See the journey! ⬇️

The transformation of grassland landscapes and the impact on their species. #education #science #nature #ecology #grasslands

One of Tommy Robinson's clowns wants to turn the ads off because immigrants are on it But backs down once he realises he's on camera and the Police will arrest him Not so tough even with his big metal stolen stop sign pole. Don't know why he wasn't arrested for vandalism.

Mellow Wednesday Morning.... "Lime Tree Arbour" - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

When she wasn’t on vacation or at Bieberchella this offseason, Las Vegas Aces guard and defending WNBA champion Jewell Loyd was playing pickleball… Listen to the full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube later today.

Fishing ? by Monkey 🐵

[ 🇲🇲 MYANMAR ] 🔸 Le groupe « Joker Guerrilla Army » affirme avoir bombardé par drones un bâtiment abritant des soldats de la junte à Myaing (région de Pakokku), en utilisant des hexacoptères équipés de charges explosives improvisées.

Only Putin and the CCP dare to play with the wisdom of people worldwide, fooling everyone. Xi and Putin's logic is: "If I don't destroy you, the US and Europe, you will destroy me." But this "I" refers only to their own families, having nothing to do with ordinary citizens.

tooooooooooooo busy 🙄💫 .................. "“Echoes in the Static” --------------------------------- #synthart #aiartists #surrealism #darkart

The thing is, these lights aren’t visible. Here, let me show you…

AIPAC AMNESIA: Rep Ritchie Torres “Doesn’t Know” We Send Weapons To Israel

Some people with autism experience heightened sensory sensitivities, meaning sounds, lights, or textures can feel much more intense. Creating sensory-friendly environments can make a big difference in helping everyone feel supported. 💙 #autismacceptance #sensoryawareness #inclusionmatters #autism

Language Assistant (German), St John's Leatherhead. Closes: 12/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/bi8plu. #independentschooljobs #surreyjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

PM Carney: "Today, as part of our steadfast commitment to defend Canada and to protect our allies, I'm pleased to announce that Canada has entered into negotiations to procure SAAB's airborne early warning and control aircraft."

2.0 챌린지 #BTS #V #TAEHYUNG

Just look at @olithoswald.bsky.social 's little guy clappi at an alarming rate!!! I think they are excited to be in clappi (7TV) form Get on the waitlist for your clappi today before i clap you (affectionate) ;)

You can't open a package of anything when you have a dog 🤣

Tina: I gotta tell you something, Tyson. First of all, i dream about this guy, you are in my dreams at LEAST once a month. Tyson: That’s by design, Tina. I’ll sit at home and be like “who should I haunt tonight?” Ethan: That used to be me. 😢 I used to be in her dreams every night #Survivor50 😂

Replying to @mford71 Such a good question! Probably it would be OK, but it depends on the provider, plus it must have the right measurements etc. Give your provider a call if you're not sure.

I can’t wait to play James Bond first light not long to go yay

"I always used to think only Dennis, Marc Overmars and me were in the stadium for both goals!" 😅 @amylawrence71 on watching Dennis Bergkamp's wonder goals against Argentina and Leicester live ✨ Tune into the HaytersTV YouTube channel at 6pm UK time to watch the full show 🎥

Good Morning Tony! Thank you so much! I wish you a nice Monday and a successful start into the new week, too! Enjoy the day, take care of you and have fun! Cheers my dear friend! 😊🫴🫖☕☕💊💊💊💊💊🥪🥪🥨🥨🥐🧈🥣🍫🍫🍫🍊🍊🍊

Visit our website or download our free app for more great news https://www.greatnews.global/about  #greatnews4u #greatnews #optimism #progress #trains #positivenews #USA #greentransport #greenfuture #sustainability #hydrogen #innovation

little megadrive experiment

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @latiniano@twitter.com: 28 мая 1987 немецкий любитель на легкомоторном самолёте совершил 1000-километровый перелёт в москву, где беспрепятственно приземлился на Большом Москворецком мосту в День пограничных войск СССР это был один из […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

In light of the Ofgem #pricecap, our senior energy policy officer, Dr Matthew spoke on BBC Radio Scotland about the continuing impact of high energy bills. Have a listen 👇

🔦 PANCAID Partner Spotlight: University Hospital Heidelberg (UKHD) UKHD’s European Pancreas Center (EPZ) provides key biosamples & serum proteomics for PANCAID. With 10k+ samples in PancoBank, their biobank is critical to early detection research. #PancreaticCancer #Proteomics

Digimon Showcase: ▶ VEEMON ◀ Valiente, enérgico y siempre dispuesto a lanzarse a la aventura, Veemon es uno de los compañeros más icónicos del Mundo Digital. Si pudieras vivir una aventura junto a Veemon, ¿cómo sería? #DigimonUP #Digimon

Strobe lights make everrrythinggg…. Sexxxieerrrr 😘

Elf unity in World of Warcraft has never been stronger than we've seen in Midnight, but we're not sure they're going to have one capital city, for one simple reason. Listen to the full discussion on this week's Lore Watch Podcast: The Midnight Elf-o-Rama (episode 412). #WorldofWarcraft #Lore #Elves

💬 "On crée trois délits" ➡️ Laurent Nuñez détaille comment le projet de loi "Ripost" permettra de lutter contre le protoxyde d'azote #bfmtv #gouvernementfrancais #securite #politique

This genuinely sounds like a horror movie scene not real life God that’s fucking disturbing

Watch as Dutch police slam a pregnant Palestinian woman across the ground and drag her across the hospital hallway in Amsterdam. Look at her pained face; look at her husband immediately try and protect her. Why isn’t this civilized display of superior Western democracy all over the news?

⭕De violentes frappes aériennes #Israéliennes ont visé la ville de #Tyr, dans le Sud du #Liban, plus tôt aujourd'hui. #PALESTINE-ONLINE

I swear my pops is trying to send me a message 🤔 Just wrong, dude lol

Good am and wishing you Bluesky buddies a safe and fun Monday \ Pride month.☕💐☕ Cheers! Asking for and sending good driving vibes as I am headed up north today to WI.✨🚗✨

🎉 550 jars of pb&j were collected during No Kings Johnson County, KS last weekend 🎉 A message from Peggy’s Pantry KC. ⬇️

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Plaid’s plans don’t add up. Unfunded promises. Cuts elsewhere. And less choice for those from lower income backgrounds. That’s not fairness. Welsh Labour will always stand up for opportunity for all. That’s fairness you can feel.

Counting on common sense in the senate today.

We’re excited to announce the upcoming Marketing Mastery Summit from The Storyteller’s Shelf Podcast. Created for authors, illustrators, and publishing professionals, this event will focus on practical marketing insight, real strategies, and meaningful industry conversation.

🎥🔥 Incendio masivo en la capital de Indonesia🇮🇩 Los medios indonesios informaron sobre un gran incendio ocurrido en el centro de Yakarta, que afectó una amplia zona de un mercado y las áreas residenciales cercanas, donde más de 200 viviendas quedaron destruidas por el fuego.

#SynthArt #AIlandscape #Abstractart #illusionalart #surrealart #SynthArt #creativeAI #AiArtCommunity #Aidigitalart #AIillustration #promptart #aiartwork #GenerativeAI #Digital3DArt #justbecause Mother nature reading you, her story 😁

We will end up Us vs Them. It won’t be Red vs Blue. Progressives will take the lead. Revolution, well, I’ve been warning this summer will be explosive. MAGA will hit the streets cuz they will wake up to the betrayal n they will be Pissed! End of June, pay attention n be safe.