The painkillers in my system asserting dominance rn:

I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING NOW PLS AHAHAHA

IS THIS TRUE?!

I miss my wife tails…

This part genuinely had me cracking up for about 10 minutes

Thanks Instagram I really wanted to cry tonight… Poor innocent little souls…..

This is downright disturbing..

GO WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST @moonbeelluu.bsky.social RN

So me part 2

When I saw this I was like “ain’t no fucking way this is actually happening” It was such a corny yet badass scene at the same time and I love it lmao

Sniper! Great job by the defenseman to get up in the play and create a two-on-one.

This Week on NERD NEWS 3/27 - 4/2. What are you most excited for? What news did we miss? #nerdnews #supergirl #comicbooks #scream

#EnzoFernandez, #MarcCucurella and #JoaoPedro were clearly in #Spain for a reason. All are looking for moves to #RealMadrid, #Atletico and #Barcelona, they want to leave. You can't blame them, #Chelsea aren't acting like a big club #cfc #chelseafc #football #footballnews #fyp #bluesky #sports #sport

"That year really proved to me the importance of persistence and working in the dark and not giving up when you're not getting the praise, you're not getting the accolades." 𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢 reflects on how a frustrating senior season became one of the most formative experiences of her

The Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode "Family Business" aired May 15, 1995. Full Post www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=... . #TodayInNerdHistory #May15 #StarTrek #FamilyBusiness #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #Episode #TV #History #Aired #AirDate #News #OTD #FYP #Nerd .

It was a crime that shocked Spokane and set off a manhunt. A wife and mother, shot and killed while walking with her husband in Lincoln Park. Watch the debut of 509's Most Notorious Crimes: Murder in the Park tonight at 7 streaming only on KXLY+.

The DEI conversation got exhausting because it kept getting trotted out by companies that didn't feel bad about who wasn't there. They felt bad about where they landed in the distribution. fallthrough.fm/65 #Diversity #TechCulture

recording while sick is so ai coded

Here's Eco-Cat 🐱 with some positive news about #sustainability achievements in the business world. 🌍 Read more: sustainabilityonline.net/news/interes... ✅

We went to Ramses and the Pharaoh's Gold Exhibition at Battersea Power Station over the weekend and here's what we thought. If you're a fan of Ancient Egypt or history, it's definitely worth checking out.

Morning all. Come and discover my world on #bandcamp. There's some music in my discography that may surprise you...

if youre trying to grow your biz without losing your mind you need SocialRails😶😶

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#fyp #foryou #foryourpage #bluesky #skylight #america #fdt #fuckice #women #girls

Here is a humanity-affirming pick-me-up for those in despair over the Epstein files

Healthcare is a right. Single-payer is how we deliver that promise.

Jai Cady reads a powerful original poem and shares how she turned survival into purpose. See her at Women’s Month Open Mic, Sunday, March 1st at 7PM, at Morrow Warming Center. If you’re struggling, call or text 988. 🖥 YouTube: youtu.be/LF48yijc2t4%... 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/t8ZTE%E2%81%A0

"If you're committing fraud, our task force will find you. We'll come after you, and we will not rest until justice is served. Don't defraud the American taxpayer." - JD Vance See more Republican news shared by Eric Daugherty: https://x.com/EricLDaugh

Torture. Starvation. Deaths in detention. A Ukrainian serviceman released on May 15, 2026 described the conditions inside Russia’s Kamyshin detention center Ukrainian POWs and civilians are being held without proper medical care or international access The world cannot stay silent. #HumanRights

Kann das echt nicht anhören ohne Aggressionen zu bekommen. Ich wusste vor dreißig Jahren schon, daß das deutsche Asylrecht ein gut gemeinter Reflex auf unsere Vergangenheit ist, aber ansonsten völlig utopisch. Jeder wusste das, außer Claudia Roth.

You can now listen to Prof Margaret Ikpoh's talk from our Doctors in Deprivation Training Day on Spotify, as part of our Hope in the Deep End Podcast: open.spotify.com/episode/6tZw... Learn more about our annual Doctors in Deprivation Training Day: sharedhealthfoundation.org.uk/news/doctors...

This #OneHealthMonth, check out our infographic on 5 facts about zoonotic diseases and listen to our OWOH #podcast with Bosco Atukwatse & Dr. Alex Braczkowski, as they tell us about a potential zoonotic disease reservoir they found in a bat cave in Uganda. Listen: onehealthtrust.org/news-media/p...

As U.S. District Chief Judge John J. McConnell Jr. heard arguments in federal court yesterday, Rev Ryan Stoess prayed for SNAP benefits to continue. Today, Judge McConnell’s order says they must under US law. open.substack.com/pub/ourmoral...

It is a privilege and honour to return to parliament for a second term. I am grateful to everyone who has put their trust in me and supported our vision for a fairer, greener Scotland. Every day I will be a strong voice for our planet, for equality and for an alternative to a broken status quo.

Trump Says War Is Over While Missiles Still Fly #Trump #Iran #Geopolitics #War #USPolitics

Say hello to Crystal! 👋 She joins spark* as Managing Director, Accounts. Her career spans over 20 years, working at various ad agencies and on the client side. She combines big-picture thinking with disciplined execution, always keeping collaboration and shared vision at the core of how she works.

Haha we aren’t really trying to take over the kid lit world, but we are trying to share more fabulous stories by indie authors with readers who otherwise would have never heard about them! Check out our current author! www.kidsaskauthorsanswer.com/when-the-moo...

With Unity book two on the way, check out book one, Greater Than Us, to get a feel for this suspenseful, riveting duet that I have so loved writing!💜 #unityseries #greaterthanus #smalltownromance #romancesuspensebooks #booktok #booksky #mustread

Grandpa Dementia Pedophile Trump lost to E. Jean Carroll in court. Twice. So now his DOJ is investigating her. His former personal lawyer runs the department. This is retaliation dressed up as justice and every survivor is watching. Keep standing with survivors & call out the evil Epstein class.

#ICYMI: Indiana Gov. Mike Braun is extending the state’s gas tax holiday, and is also putting the state’s excise tax on holiday, with the goal of helping bring prices down. Read Full Story: https://bit.ly/4uDKfRc

Before winning first place in two events at the California Interscholastic League's Track & Field Championships, AB Hernandez read social media posts from adults protesting her participation. @cerisecastle.bsky.social caught up with one outside the stadium.

Today, New America relaunches our brand and website, strengthening how we advance independent research and bold solutions for a new America. 📍 newamerica.org

It's kind of amazing to be one day shy of 4 years clean time and still be wondering if I deserve to live, ignoring whether I deserve anything good, and wondering if my brother has any regrets. #recovery

Monica returns to the stage at Spirituality & Beyond #6, where she’ll also sit down for a special conversation with comedian and musician Reggie Watts. 🎟️ Tickets at the link in bio. featuring @reggiewatts @shane_mauss @oakland.hyphae @xochicana @txanawukong @winter.jendayi

OK, das ist auch für mich eine Premiere! Das Turmfalkenpärchen frisst auch Vögel! Bisher hatte ich immer reine Mäusefresser beobachtet. #DettingenTeck #Turmfalken #Kestrel #Birds #Animal-Cam www.nabu-teck.de/kamera-im-de...

🚨 ESTE VIERNES TENEMOS JUEGAZO + INVITADO ESPECIAL 🚨 Nos visita @juanpearroyo.bsky.social para hablar de Deaths OfPeck 🎮🔥 Entrevista, risas y mucho indie del bueno 👀 📅 Viernes 22 de Mayo 🕡 18:30h 📍 twitch.tv/djpanchi #tuyoyelindie

Total destruction of enemy hardware and positions in Bryansk (temporarily occupied, historically Ukrainian) The 105th Border Guards Detachment in Chernihiv systematically eliminates staging grounds for crossborder assaults Help the 105th punch more enemy junk—join our raffle⤵️

If you are not against AI, then you're a stupid mtherfker. Fight me on that.

Nodding donkey

Toxic Politicians = Toxic Democracy 🚨 When a narcissist gaslights you, they control your reality. Imagine a government? 🔹 Get Beyond Democracy here: a.co/d/izpKRiH #PoliticalManipulation #GaslightingGovernment #BeyondDemocracy #SystemicDeception #NarcissisticLeaders #PoliticalLies #DemocracyReform

A fly flew into the anti weaponization slush fund! And now Republicans are poised to throw it all out! #News #Politics #PublicAffairs #CurrentEvents #PoliticalNews #USPolitics #Government #Politics

They call me the thing

Far away from Indian mainland, the government is pumping billions of dollars into a controversial development project https://aje.news/fe18xw

Verdis is a city-state, meaning the entire country is the capital. It is the second smallest country in Europe after Vatican City. #verdis #news #politics #europe #passport #standwithverdis #newcountry #president #usa #uk #invest #viral

Hadley✨️ I married my high-school sweetheart five years ago. We have been making plans to have our first child when he tells me on our anniversary that he can only stay with me if I allow him to open our relationship so that we can both see other people. Reluctantly, I agree, not expecting to fall

They successfully returned to Delaney Hall.

Can Spencer Pratt become LA mayor?

PAUL-0033: SR 92 at SR 120 Conn (Paulding) 🕒 1:03 AM - 1:03 AM ET (2x speed) 🌡️ 64°F | Clear 📍: 33.870132,-84.764854

Arménie 🇦🇲 Le 7 juin aura lieu le second tour des élections législatives en Arménie. Moscou s'ingère par la création de faux sites d'information et la production de fakes news. Selon le résultat, soit Erevan restera dans le giron Russe, soit elle se tournera vers l'U.E