Nope yall asked for this

My first run outside this year it’s definitely a different animal. You go from running last summer on concrete to running on a treadmill in the winter the treadmill to tell you you’re running a eight minute mile you get outside in the real world that shit is like not fam. It’s not what you’re doing😂

Y’all remember this? 😂😂😂

Women are losing their mind over an app. Where are they gonna go to get attention now and all of the influencers have to find a real job😂😂😂

When I open my eyes I say thank you Jesus. It’s the only part of the day we have no control over.

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Me tomorrow 😎

Türkiye Turkey News - A multi-car pileup on the D-100 highway as it passes through the Kartal district on the Asian side of Istanbul left five people injured. Up to four vehicles were involved in the accident, which caused significant traffic delays.

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Danielle Smith: "Kicking the can down the road only prolongs a very emotional and important debate and muzzling the voices of hundreds of thousands of Albertans wanting to be heard is unjustifiable in a free and democratic society."

Speaker Johnson and the majority should join us to put an end to the Administration’s prolonged war in Iran. “We’ll see” how much time it will take to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is not the answer nearly 80 days into this unauthorized conflict...

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

Rendezvous Only the distance not yet touched binds the two with precision. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Exploring layered realities through digital collage. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt #collageart

Deo govora na Slaviji.

Are you celebrating the Dark Jubilee? If not, join in on the madness with “The Dark Jubilee: Life,” a Subscribestar post for Voyeur tiers and up... subscribestar.adult/posts/877575

Journalist George Knapp says there are briefing documents on historical communication with non-human intelligence. Source: Jeremy Corbell / Sleeping Dog

Big news about Plan A, a non-hormonal, reversible, and long-acting contraceptive: NEXT Life Sciences has just completed a successful device trial and has added regulatory heavyweights to the team. See: www.planaformen.com/news #MaleContraception #PlanA #Innovation #BirthControl #FamilyPlanning

One year after Gerry Connolly passed, Congress has sent his final bill, the Gerald E. Connolly Esophageal Cancer Awareness Act, to the President’s desk. Even while facing his own diagnosis, Gerry kept fighting for others.

🗺️ Today is #WorldHealthDay, a call on people everywhere to #StandWithScience For this, it's important to understand how health & democracy are connected - and what shapes people's trust. More in: eurohealthobservatory.who.int/publications... & eurohealthobservatory.who.int/publications... @who.int

Are you wanting to learn about government contracting? All THE LINKS ARE ON MY PAGE! #Money #samstream #smallbusiness #governmentcontracting #samgov Samstream.ai

Punch Brothers perform "New Bike" from their upcoming album, 'The Unsung Adventures of Punch Brothers,' in Nashville in this video by Josh Goleman. The album—the band's first of all instrumental tunes—is due July 24. Watch the video and pre-order the album at punchbrothers.lnk.to/unsungadvent...

While Matt Hall & Republicans continue to punish women for speaking out for survivors, we will not be silenced and we will continue to fight for justice.

I promise this 800mg Ibuprofen will fix that gunshot wound 🫡 On the front lines, sometimes humor is the only way injured soldiers cope with the atrocities of war. #milsim #combatmedic #indiegame

Why do State of Union addresses matter? Because foreign policy. Before watching Trump SOTU Tuesday, listen NOW to NEW episode C-SPAN podcast "Extreme Mortman" Because SOTU foreign policy you'll soon hear, you've heard for decades ExMo here: www.c-span.org/podcasts/sub... Or wherever you get podcasts

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Looking for a meaningful gift that isn't boring? Stop buying junk and gift intellectual intimacy! 🧠 Choose a book, podcast, or documentary to read/watch together. Attach a note: "Let's discuss this over coffee." It's a gift and a date rolled into one—you're gifting growth! #GiftIdeas #Growth

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Today is the day that changes everything. 🗳️ Every congressional race over the next decade comes down to April 21, 6 am–7 pm. Seriously, it takes just 10 minutes to vote. Same-day registration at your polling place. Vote YES and let’s lock in fair elections! #VoteYesVirginiaToday #Virginia

The Restaurant, Retail & Hospitality world is evolving fast — tech shifts, changing consumers, and global disruptions are reshaping everything. 🍽️🛍️ #Altum #Hospitality #Retail #RestaurantIndustry #BusinessTransformation #Growth #AltumWave #techonology #AltumStrategyGroup

⚡️NOW LIVE! ⚡️ Howdy Y'all, I'm happy that I finally get to begin my first playthrough of Middle Earth Shadow Of War. We’ll be chatting & Starting Shadow Of War Come hang out, chat, & have some fun can’t wait to see you all! twitch.tv/undisputedle... #TwitchStreamers

Welcome to Channel CBD, for all your quick doses of channel-surfing sketch comedy. Posting will start happening twice a week. Please enjoy and don't forget to like/subscribe. Also suggestions for topics to make fun of are always welcomed.

"One person doesn’t make a difference. We all come together, and we make it happen.” From facing cancer to co-founding the Multiple Myeloma Research Foundation, Kathy Giusti has made a huge difference to the lives of so many living with cancer. 🎥 Watch more: gsk.to/4nfiSJ7

Blended ROAS can mislead you. Cohort analysis shows the truth: Are your new customers actually profitable? If not, your growth isn’t sustainable. #ProteanDigital #EcommerceAnalytics #LTV #PaidAdsStrategy

She Cheated All The Time While He Worked, But She Got Caught.📔:THE FINAL MIX by Marlow Stevens. Read Now on Amazon Kindle. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4DS7CNT #bookstagram #BOOKS #books #Booktok #BookReview

POV: you’re toasting to Kyiv birthday with friends and air raid siren goes off because Russia decided to bomb your city The reason I’m not running is because well it’s 5 year of war. I’m tired. And it seems from reports Kyiv is not the target right now. And yet I can see my face is giving me away

When a chatter asks Matt Taibbi why he thinks the Epstein story is "boring", he's immediately interrupted by his crazy co-host Walter Kirn ranting about COVID "concentration camps". Matt does not come back to this question for the rest of the episode.

Mississippi Freedom Summer Shared from @myskincolorisnotacrime 🎥✨ Full credit to them. Watch more 📺 https://www.instagram.com/reels/C-S4DuHv23s/ #BlackHistory365 #JamesChaney #OnThisDay #FreedomSummer #CivilRightsMovement #VotingRights #BlackHistory #MississippiHistory #CivilRightsHeroes

How we feeling Knicks fans?!☝️ #knickssky

I love that Valve’s Steam controller does the Wilhelm scream if you drop it 😂 what a fun little Easter egg

VAIBHAV BROKE CHRIS GAYLE’S RECORD? 👀🔥 YES 😭🔥 Vaibhav Sooryavanshi just broke Chris Gayle’s record for the most sixes in a single IPL season at such a young age… absolutely unreal 💀⚡ And the craziest part?

See, I didn't mention any Israelis. I mentioned American Jews. Why it's racist is because you brought that up. Think on it. Because you're American does that mean I should blame you for everything Trump does? But if you're a racist, you'll blame all Jews for Netanyahu. Israel's just a dog whistle.

This bit is killer. 😏

Kennedy dismisses the April 2026 Danish study finding no link between prenatal Tylenol (acetaminophen) use and autism. This is just another proof of his anti-Science stance. open.substack.com/pub/charles4...

A Florida art teacher was suspended after video showed a Black baby doll hanging inside her classroom. That is not “poor judgment.” That is racist imagery carrying lynching, humiliation, and anti-Black violence into a space where Black children are supposed to be protected.

This is a cover-up that goes all the way to the top of government. Soon, Pam Bondi will have to explain why half of the Epstein files have yet to be released and why she continues to delay justice for survivors.

New episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel youtu.be/5eWtT_1Myoo?... #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

When we all said that MAGA/Republicans would vote for Satan before a Democrat... We didn't expect them to prove it...AGAIN!

miraculous There’s a bunch of fucked up things going on, we have no solutions for them yet, and I’m not saying you gotta ignore that but a confounding simultaneous truth is that our miraculous creativity has never been more amenable to spreading and recombining

you when i crank your voltage:

Time for a little timeline cleanse this morning: my first poppy is up!

Always make time for the boss. If he doesn't like you, should be instant ban from running for president. 🤷🏻‍♀️

"Pendant la nuit du 30 au 31 mai, nos guerriers ont appliqué les sanctions à longue portée de l'Ukraine contre une raffinerie de pétrole dans la région de Saratov en Russie" - V Zelensky

INMATE URGES YOUNG PEOPLE TO STAY AWAY FROM GANG LIFE, SAYING, “MY SON LOOKS UP TO NBA YOUNGBOY.”

Closeup of Ms Finch #birds

What a night for Gravesham ✨ A brilliant evening at the Civic Centre celebrating our communities, recognising Community Award winners and welcoming new civic leadership. 👏 Cllr Alison Williams, Mayor 👏 Cllr Baljit Hayre, Deputy Mayor 📸www.flickr.com/gbccomms

Iran 🇮🇷 Enregistrement audio où l'on peut entendre un capitaine Indien implorer les Iraniens de cesser de tirer sur son navire alors même que, selon lui, Téhéran lui avait accordé le droit de passage. Le tanker a fait demi tour et est toujours coincé dans le Détroit.