Si algo me ha enseñado la cerámica es que lo perfecto es enemigo de lo bueno, tú ponte que algo saldrá.

Qué os parece este perrete que se asoma saltando 3 metros de valla.😳

Yo creo que el premio a la definición más clara de “hasta el coño” se lo llevan las mujeres mahoríes. A sus pies.

Toda la chavalería salmantina salió ayer Lunes de Aguas a comer hornazo a la orilla del río para recibir a las putas. Es nuestro Coachella. No me equivoco si os digo que amamos esta fiesta.

El perri-nutria. Hoy hasta los tobillos de agua.

He hecho unas pruebas de esmaltes en azul cobalto. MIRAD ESTE AZUL, voy a gritar!

Cada cual vive la Semana Santa a su manera.

Hemos juntado a 100 cortadores/ras de jamón ibérico profesionales en la plaza mayor de Salamanca. Vas, te compras tu platito recién cortado y el dinero recaudado es para un fin benéfico. Bravo por ellos.

Fijaos que tengo al mismísimo conde de Downtown abbey en casa. Tiene la puerta abierta, solo tiene que meter el hocico y salir porque sabe que viene alguien, pero si yo no le abro la puerta no sale a recibir. No es mérito mío, os diré. Es un jubileta de la ONCE.

Me encanta Pedro Duque, un señor astronauta explicando lo qué se siente cuando estás dentro de un cohete. “Parriba, pabajo, palante y patrás”. Sombrero quitado. 🔊

We have two episodes of Sharing with Shellshock this week! First, we'll be having a discussion on Movies Based on Video Games! Joining me are @8bitjosh.com, @korshalvalent.bsky.social, @benamation.bsky.social, and @redb3ard.bsky.social! This Friday at 8PM Eastern!

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Imagine going on TV to lie blatantly. What did he expect?

North Carolinians are drowning in soaring gas prices and a rising cost of living — and Michael Whatley is "absolutely" fine with the War in Iran, even as it drives prices higher. #NCSen

RP • @shannonhillnews Wasn’t sure I was going to do a part three! But this interview definitely needs to be heard! Part 3: Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson

Senator Bennet voted to confirm Trump’s Agriculture Secretary and still stands by it, even after cuts to SNAP that hurt hundreds of thousands of Coloradans. Find out who else Bennet voted for: Bennetvotes.com #PhilForGovernor #COpolitics #Sundayscaries

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Are you wanting to learn about government contracting? All THE LINKS ARE ON MY PAGE! #Money #samstream #smallbusiness #governmentcontracting #samgov Samstream.ai

Artemis II wouldn’t have had the success it did without the groundbreaking work at NASA Glenn Research Center. But now, President Trump wants to cut its funding, which would lead to Ohioans losing their jobs. I will not stand for that.

I promise this 800mg Ibuprofen will fix that gunshot wound 🫡 On the front lines, sometimes humor is the only way injured soldiers cope with the atrocities of war. #milsim #combatmedic #indiegame

Oooh, you made me go in my vault for the secret stash of STFU’s. 🤣😆🤣 Imma share this but, don’t tell nobody where you got it from.

#pistons #cavs #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-14/us/Sports/ar/bs/البيستونز-تعرضوا-للظلم-بسبب-عدم-احتساب-خطأ-مثير-للجدل-بعد-انهيار-متأخر-ضد-الكافز/1276254

Drop someone with LONG HAIR

📖 ✍️ 🤩2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ #derkleinemeier #illustration #journaling #alldayerveryday #thankful

Bonus! We invite ALL principals to join us on May 12th to learn about 'Interviewing Best Practices. Click here to learn more: https://lead4ward.com/principal-leadership/ #lead4ward #principalleadershipseries #educationleadership

Cigar I didn't get the whiskers right. The color is far too uniform. But his eyes are delightful. #art #digitalart #painting #cigar #oldman #old #man #beard #relaxing #relax #African #africanamerican #timelapse

Western Tanager female? what do you think? #Birds

We weren’t the same people we used to be and that’s what made it work. This song’s about healing, forgiveness, and finding each other again. #indierock #emotional #inspirationalmusic #musicthatmatters

11th hour #analyticaliowan #analyticaliowanpodcast

What happens when you put a snake in shag carpeting with some little soft, bendable posts in the way (and also it can't see the posts). If you answered: "It behaves like a light particle moving through a diffraction grating" then congratulations! You win! Let's talk about SNAKE DIFFRACTION.

Class Teacher Prep, The Marist School. Closes: 15/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/cbjsmq. #independentschooljobs #berkshirejobs #teachingjobs @gsauk.bsky.social

(Now with working audio!) The Pope wrote 42,000 words about AI, dedicating his first encyclical to exploring what the technology means for humanity. Here's what stood out to tech editor Eric Sullivan about the document:

Why you feel empty even around friends.

Funny cunt

📌 bts.bighitofficial en sus redes sociales J-Hope, encargado del peinado de Jimin ✨ #BTS #BangtanBoys 🖇 www.facebook.com/share/r/1GuB... 🖇 www.instagram.com/reel/DY65bWD... 🐢

The Sad Tale of Johnny Framingham (Phase IV) - Short 2 Full version on my (redacted) channel. #liverecording #looperpedal #onemanband #originalsong

Increasing my “Remember when..” stories 🫢 [Canyoning, adventure, adrenaline, bucket list, Explore, waterfall, Fun things to do] #adventure #canyoning #BucketList #explore #thingstodo #waterfall #adrenaline #fun

Martin Fendrych 𝕏🔁 @ZdenekHrib@twitter.com: QR kód na 2 miliony korun byl předán. Bohužel nezaplacen. Přesně tolik totiž podle našich propočtů dluží ministryně Mrazová obci Bílina za zvýhodněné bydlení v obecním bytě. A její reakce? Pokud prý chceme levný […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Negative experiences highlight the beauty of the positive. Once this is realized, the negative becomes beautiful.

This woman is expected to be Trump's next Director of National Intelligence.

Temporarily occupied #Donetsk is being visited by #Ukrainian drones again, airdefence or what it supposed to be, can be seen and head firing into the darkness... [👇👀💪💙💛✊ 🇺🇦✌️]

There’s something truly cathartic about this… 🛰️👀. We’ll need a crontab job to clean the cleaner; ensuring the cleaner is clean enough to clean, cleanly; ‘&& make clean’ to clean the clean job “..take THAT to the cleaners!” type shiiiii.. clean af take on “Renewable” Clean Energy 🫧 #goodCleanFun xD

#KINGOFTHEPEDOPHILES #THECRAZYOLDMANONTHEHILL #BLUEWAVE26 #TRUMPSUCKS

Ukraine is strong. Ukrainians are brave. But resilience is not infinite. In Odesa, I see businesses closing, people leaving, and growing fatigue after five years of war. Even bamboo snaps if bent too far. The world must stop confusing courage with endless capacity. #Ukraine

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. (deeper cut. Let me know if you know)

Captured a gator.

Today I honor those who gave their lives in service to this country.

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New episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel youtu.be/5eWtT_1Myoo?... #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

Knight is Flirting #charliegtv #charliegtvai #detroit #sora

While people are being served maggot infested food at Delaney Hall this is the message from Greg Bovino to #ICE There is literally no shame when it comes to this regime.

Source #Japan #Nippon

Oh don't worry, I plan to make a name for myself one way or another. Louder than the rest of them; THE EAST WILL REPRESENT #CompSplatoon

Video on social media appears to show strikes from inside Tehran as Israel launches an attack.

"The short answer is no," says PM Carney when asked whether U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra should be asked to leave after sharing a post from President Trump reiterating a call for Canada to become the 51st state. "It's an administration that we have to work with." #cdnpoli

I'm certain that the first amendment zone is the ENTIRE United States of America

Rufus & Chaka Khan - Do You Love What You Feel

The West Wing S06E07 - A Change is Gonna Come Clip number 0035 #TheWestWing

Mamdani: Too often, a working New Yorker is trying to find any extra dollar they can to make ends meet—then they look at city government and they don't see the same application of effort.

Guten Abend ™.