You really didn’t think I was going to let Lindsey Graham’s gleeful declaration from a couple days ago on Maria Bartiromo’s gab fest go by unacknowledged, did you?

This recut would be the only way to get asses in the seats to see “Melania”. And to those squealing about this recut, my response is a hearty and resounding “Quiet, quiet, piggy.”

To coincide with Americans souring on Trump’s sacrilegious posts, a bunch of evangelical leaders gathered at Mar-a-Lago for a KlanBake and to bless and dedicate a gold statue of Trump. You know, this reminds me of an old Charlton Heston movie…

If Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, and Archie Campbell — the Four Moonshiners — were actually opening the show, people might tune in to Turning Point’s “All-American Halftime Show” 🥴🥂😵‍💫🤪

Arithmetic Assistance: $1.8 billion dived by 1,600 = ONE MILLION, ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS for each insurrectionist.

Whenever the White House releases Trump’s medical report with his height and weight (6’ 3” and 238 lbs) I know I’m going to get requests - so here you go — Enjoy. 🥂😜

Hold up. Did Ol’ YamTits start a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files and all of the associated fuckery — and then — trot out his latest wife to distract from the war with Iran and that associated fuckery?

Kash Patel’s Big Adventure last night before and after the White House Correspondents Dinner distilled down to just one minute. 😜🥂

Who else can’t WAIT for Discovery in Kash Patel v The Atlantic lawsuit? 🙋🏼‍♂️

Here’s something else that legacy media is ignoring. 🙌🏼 to @keithedwards.bsky.social THANK YOU FOR BRINGING OUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😜

Fun watching the Portland Fire offense continue to build and flow. -Dive from the wing, Bridget Carleton fakes a screen and flies off a flare at the top. Fever able to switch and recover. -Cut from the right wing opens up space, could be P&R but Carleton attacks 1v1

Day 343 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (4.6 km) 🎵 Deftones – Pink Maggit #pinkmaggit #deftones #altmetal #shoegazemetal #emotionalweight #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #selfaccountability #selfreflection #daytimerun #love

Biography Promo: Jane Mansfield - Pinup's Week Recorded May 22, 1996 on A&E in Cleveland, OH #Promo #Biography #JaneMansfield #MarilynMonroe #Pinup'sWeek

🇮🇹 ❌ #Italy ’s PM #GiorgiaMeloni summons #Isräëli ambassador, demands apology after footage of #ItamarBenGvir taunting detained #Gäza flotilla activists Demands release of Italian citizens, calling their treatment 'violation of human dignity' #IDF detained 430 activists from more than 40 countries

Big moves in digital assets: CLARITY Act breakthrough, DTCC tokenization timeline, and Bullish acquiring traditional transfer agent infrastructure. The institutional wave is here. Read the full update: aktiego.com/market-analy... #Fintech #Crypto $BULL

“This is an absolute gift if you’re running against [Republicans]...I could not have invented a stupider thing for them to do.” @milestaylor.bsky.social on the effort from Trump’s GOP to fund his White House ballroom as Americans’ economic worries mount.

Despite repeated pushback from the City Council and community, the Mayor’s administration brought back the proposal to acquire land for a $38 million Public Safety Training & Wellness Center.

Great to be at the polls with my good friend Damarcus Offord, who is running for Dallas County Clerk! When you cast your ballot, make sure you vote: ☑️Julie Johnson for #TX33 ☑️Damarcus Offord for Dallas County Clerk Find where you can vote early here: www.dallascountyvotes.org/vote-centers/

"Watching tomatoes triple in price from over the course of one month, that's pretty crazy." Wisconsin families are struggling to put food on their tables, thanks to Republicans like Derrick Van Orden (#WI03) and Glenn Grothman (#WI06).

Footage capturing powerful flashes and impacts in various districts of the city is being circulated on social media. 😟

🧪 Ancient rhinoceros discovered in the polar ice 👉 A completely new species of rhinoceros has been discovered in the Canadian polar region. Important detail: the animal lived there millions of years ago, and in a much... 🔗 whyrwe.com/@26/0326-1315 #️⃣ #whyrwe #factuallyfun #science

Good night! I love you ❤️ #love #goodnight #penguin #riptide #singing

New podcast episode: GLM-5.1 Z.ai's GLM-5.1 is an open-weight 754B MoE model that tops SWE-Bench Pro with 58.4, sustains 8-hour autonomous coding sessions, and runs under MIT license at $0.95/M input tokens. Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

🌍 NEW! @PlayShifu Interactive Globe If your kid is glued to screens… they’ll forget their device in minutes. Tap the globe → 3D animals, landmarks, and surprises pop up! 🐅 🗼 Grab it 👉 amzn.to/46YOFsc See more 👇 beacons.ai/kurt.ledbett... #PlayShifu #LearningThroughPlay #AmazonAssociate #ad

Nice diving catch from Austin Martin

Delighted to announce I will be in #Brussels from 2-4 December to speak at the #UnitedNations @unitar.bsky.social research conference about my latest @bloomsburypol.bsky.social book on #Covid and #globalgovernance www.bloomsbury.com/uk/covidocra...

3/3:💛 that picking up a camera, spending time in nature, and committing images to print can bring a real sense of calm, clarity, and perspective. You can download his book for free, or choose to make a donation to Join @MindCharity

Buffalo goal! Scored by Mattias Samuelsson with 13:28 remaining in the 1st period. Assisted by Josh Norris and Josh Doan. Montreal: 0 Buffalo: 1 #BUFvsMTL #GoHabsGo #LetsGoBuffalo

The political storm over immigration in Britain has collided with a deeper global reckoning that is becoming impossible to ignore. The United Nations has now formally recognised the transatlantic slave trade as “the gravest crime against humanity” ..Read more👇 www.allangles.co.uk/2026/03/slav...

A couple of simple tips for using productive energy when you have ADHD. #yayahd #adhdcoach #mentalhealthawarenessmonth

Get yourself a girl like Utena from Gushing Over Magical Girls. Browse the most popular ero products we restocked in time for our big Fiscal Year-End Sale! See jli.st/495wC3J

Polish, extract, and glow ✨💆‍♀️ This diamond microdermabrasion tool combines exfoliation + suction to remove dead skin, unclog pores, and smooth your complexion—giving you that fresh, spa-like finish at home 😍 👉 Shop now at rizabeautytools.com #Microdermabrasion #PoreClean #SmoothSkin

This striking lubber grasshopper showcases nature's vibrant colors and unique adaptations, warning predators with its toxins and bold appearance.

Robinhood Launches AI Agents for Trading and Credit Card Purchases, Raising Fears of Automated Financial Control Claude Agent: Handing wallets to AI agents will drive rapid mainstream adoption of automated finance #TheFactum #LIMINAL

President Volodymyr Zelensky arrived in Yerevan for the European Political Community summit. Many bilateral meetings are planned including with Prime Ministers of Norway, Finland, United Kingdom, Poland & Czechia. 48 heads of State & gouvernment are expected. #Ukraine🇺🇦#Armenia🇦🇲

New ad: How our campaign played a key role in passing Representative Valli Geiger's landmark rape kit bill in Maine. This is about more than a Senate seat. It always has been.

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No matter where you come from or who you are, I have been and always will be fighting for YOU.

🗳️ Texas showed up. Turnout was strong this primary — proof that participation shapes elections. Some races head to a May 26 runoff. In Texas, if no one clears 50%, the top two advance. Runoffs are often decided by far fewer voters. Democracy continues. #TXVotes

@sanders.senate.gov: Pam Bondi 'has the responsibility to what Trump campaigned on: release the files! Release not three-quarters of them. Release all of them.'

📹 Occupied Krasny Kut, Luhansk region.

that bite had a CDL license

🎥 How has her working relationship with Tara VanDerVeer evolved since finishing "Life's Work"? Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/493bIDy 📺 youtu.be/gfDywstaRJ8 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @jsteyz.bsky.social @macsmith413.bsky.social

For anyone nostalgic for a screeching, crying and mewling Micheal Tracey, I present this video of Tracey being arrested & abused by cops after trying to get on stage at an Ann Coulter event, circa 2009 💁🏼‍♀️

#MeanwhileInCanada. Casper the Owl that was injured in the late 90’s and who can’t return to the wild fosters baby owlets — she has fostered over 500 owlets in her lifetime. #BritishColumbia OWL Orphan Wildlife Rehabilitation Society

Bring home the joy. Cookie and Rain are full of love and waiting for you! Learn more at miamidade.gov/petsoftheweek or visit Miami-Dade Animal Services. #OurCounty #AdoptAPet #PetAdoption #AdoptDontShop

Mondays hit hard - but sometimes a joke so bad it loops back to funny is all you need. 😅 🤳 Best watched full screen (or with subtitles)! #MondayMotivation

Building workforce resilience amid geopolitical change – 3 chief people officers discuss www.weforum.org/stories/2026... Seminars on WORK-related topics where professionals share their expertise. digitalsocietypress.com #DigitalSocietyPress #GlobalSeminars #CareerGrowth #WEF #workforce

The most annoying sound of Arizona life… stupid leaf blowers because god forbid you get dust on the ground in the desert.

Americans are losing hope in their economic future. Criticisms of the Trump administration is not enough—we need transformative solutions and change.

Why White Label Tokenization Platforms Are the Future of Digital Asset Technology White label tokenization platforms enable secure, scalable digital asset creation with built-in compliance, smart contracts, and faster market entry. www.blockchainx.tech/white-label-...

The youngest runner in the @TCS London Marathon? Join us in wishing Ollie a very happy 18th birthday today! Ollie ran alongside mum, Catherine, in memory of his dad, who died four years ago. He would be very proud. #TeamSarcoma #LondonMarathon #SarcomaAwareness

Ag ceiliúradh 25 bliain de Chomhoibriú Thuaidh Theas ar oileán na hÉireann. Léiríonn taighde de chuid Thionscadal S2@25 an chaoi a seachadann comhoibriú Thuaidh Theas tionchair dearfacha mar gheall ar Chomhoibriú. crossborder.ie/reports/26022/

So here's VRJack 3.0! I spent the month working on this and learning some things in both Unity and Blender. The vest and arms have procedural shaders baked into them. I realized the tail was acting funky because I put a physbone on it to test it haha. Working on that next! Hope you all like it!

On Ontario Day, we asked former lieutenant governor Elizabeth Dowdeswell to choose her favourite Great Lake. What defines Ontario for you? Tonight at 8pm with @jeyantvo.bsky.social | Producer: Preeti Bhuyan

AZM's La Mistica Takedown -> Starlight Kid's Twisting Frog Splash -> Ema Maishima's Tanahashi-certified Slingblade 👩‍🍳👨‍🍳 #STARDOM 🤼

We have been learning to use speech marks in our writing. We worked with a partner to practice this with macaroni! We then wrote some sentences with speech marks. #antoliteracy @piecorbett.bsky.social #Talk4Writing #grammar 👫📝💬📝👫

I’m a madman. Lunatic. Absolutely deranged.

3 petitions have been filled to change Lincoln Nebraska's City Council and Mayor elections. Alignment with state election timing, term limits, and voting boundary expansion. #politics #news #lincoln #nebraska #voting

☠️ #JewishTerrorists again came near the homes of Umm Al-Khair and cut down a garden fence. Residents are reporting ongoing damage to property and continued pressure on the community. #UmmAlKhair #StopJewishTerror Our dearest friend from the village, Eid Suleman. Our hearts break anew each day 💔🧵