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You know Ol’ YamTits’s cankles were creaking when it took him “4 Obamas” to gingerly haul his sorry four-lane ass down the stairs of Air Force One when he landed in China. Alpha male? More like Alpha Bits. 😜

Kimberly Guilifoyle’s official ambassador portrait just dropped. 😶🤐🤪

With the arrest of Andrew, the Epstein files are going to take on a whole new and deeper relevance. Tick tock Ol’ YamTits. Tick fucking tock.

Get Louisiana resident Marshawn onto a ballot IMMEDIATELY! Marshawn, who went viral for his passionate speech about voting maps, had the perfect response to this supine, sycophant GOP senator. 🎩 @nowthisimpact.bsky.social

You HAD to know this was coming, right? You can say many things about MAGAmen, but you can’t say that they aren’t stacked. 😜

Sophia Petrillo reviews Amazon Studios / MGM’s ‘Melania’ flopumentary. Amazon spent $40 million, but no viewers are showing up. The movie opening isn’t “soft”, it’s “flaccid”.

What’s left of Donald Trump’s senile syphilitic septuagenarian mind thinks that Greece is a person. Unrelatedly, anyone hear when Jake Tapper is coming out with his book about Trump’s clearly impaired mental and physical health?

Did you see the new video of the Bryon & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski play date that leaked? It’s Absolutely Fabulous! 😜 (Make sure to watch for the cameo of Cricket)

Here we go — another week of this — Iran Responds to Trump’s Ceasefire Proposal 😜

OKC has Hartenstein go with high P&R for Jalen Williams. It's a tiny adjustment but a solid one from OKC and Hartenstein. Wemby stays in a drop, notice Williams wait for the defense to recover. Hartenstein doesn't go Gortat instead gets another piece of Harper, pullup there.

Big announcement: we are expanding access to youth jobs across King County government! Today we are launching YouthWorks, a new web app that connects people ages 16 to 24 with paid internships and volunteer opportunities. Learn more and apply at kcyouthworks.org

Partner Push time on the Twitch? I would LOVE if you could hang out with us on Wednesdays and Saturdays to help me get those numbers UP. Turn us on and go take care of those chores around the house! twitch.tv/robromansvoice #twitch #partnerpush #vrdj #vrchat

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The countdown to May the 4th is heating up! This week, the Disney Store shifted from Endor to the Stormtrooper collection. Dropping today, April 17th, you can grab the RC-1138 (Boss) Imperial Commando helmet, Commander Pyre voice-changing gear, and even a Tatooine hoodie for the kids.

President #Trump demonstrates his sense of humor by having lackeys remove all news of the #January6th, 2021 #riot at the nation's #Capitol from the White House website. Poof! It's as though it never happened.

In the month since Iran’s crackdown on anti-government protesters, authorities have raided and arrested scores of journalists and reformist politicians. Tariq Nafi reports.

Karoline Leavitt returned days before giving birth after the Trump assassination attempt, accusing Democrat leaders of using dangerous rhetoric that fuels political violence and instability. #reels #KarolineLeavitt #news #trump #trending

The house didn't have a basement when they bought it.The Basement DoorFollow @quietcipher for more dark stories

Nigel Farage bought it?

"Poverty is the leading cause of all ill health.. so austerity had a major role to play in spiralling mental illness since 2010" Natasha Devon on the hypocrisy of the Tory leader blaming social media for a surging mental health crisis.

Election Day is June 2nd! We're tired of our tax dollars funding weapons and war. We want our lives and neighborhoods improved! We need leaders who will fight to put PEOPLE first, not profit! #toopissedofftobeboughtoff #beasuperheroandgovote #voteformattdodson #votenm #workersoverbillionaires

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Education changes lives. As the only elected voting member of the UC Board of Regents, the CSU Board of Trustees, and the CCC Board of Governors — I am committed to ensuring that our education system is accessible, affordable, and continues to serve all students.

We know principals need support when it comes to hiring new teachers: Three dates available this June in Tyler, Belton, and Los Fresnos. Register now: https://loom.ly/o6xMe5A #lead4ward #newteachertot #teacherinduction

Promises made, promises broken again, and again, and again. When will this Administration and the GOP ever focus on lowering costs for the American people? Only time will tell.

“I mean, it comes out in big games naturally because it’s hard to like not fall to the dark side, you know or to the light side or whatever” - Victor Wembanyama, on being angry & mature simultaneously throughout the NBA Playoffs. Wemby’s Jedi thinking, love it! San Antonio Spurs vs OKC Thunder WCF

Zach Neto homered on the first pitch of the game. It's his second career leadoff home run against deGrom. Neto has also hit leadoff home runs against Tarik Skubal, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Chris Sale and Dylan Cease in his career.

This is another example of the subservience of the MAGA cult. To be a MAGA member, you must ignore reality and say ridiculous shit like this fucking nimrod...

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Cale Makar scores for the Colorado Avalanche on a wrist shot (14:12 remaining in the the 2nd period). #GoAvsGo

Effective Leadership: Truth, Root Causes, and Improvement #shorts

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February is Black History Month!❤️💛💚 Join us in celebrating the significant accomplishments and contributions that Black health care professionals have made to the medical field. #BlackHistoryMonth #BlackHistory

🦅Getting vaccinated is as patriotic as George Washington — this 4th of July, declare your freedom from misinformation! To get the facts, visit: www.chop.edu/vaccine-educ... #Happy4thOfJuly 🇺🇸 #WeThePeopleVax

TDLW: if you don’t care kids are dying, you are bad. #marachel we love you. 🫶

Bond is experiencing the world of espionage for the first time and in #007FirstLight, you're on the journey with him. Pre-order now and get a free Deluxe Edition Upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #EarnTheNumber

Are psychological safety and courage opposites? In this episode of The Mindset Economy, Amy Edmondson reframes the relationship entirely. Psychological safety and courage are not opposites, they are two sides of the same coin. #PsychologicalSafety #Courage #Leadership #Teams #MindsetEconomy

A science fiction writer is gifted with the ability to materialize his thoughts and inadvertently brings a group of aliens to Earth. VISITORS FROM THE ARKANA GALAXY is a bonkers Eastern Bloc sci-fi from the Soviet era. Join us Saturday at 8:00 P.M. www.facebook.com/share/14azjj...

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Not now, lumpy pillow boy.

Young families should be able to afford a life here. I'm running so that our young people can afford a house by 30 as part of their Michigan Dream. To get that done, we need more people who know how to build things, and fewer career politicians, in office. Let's get to work.

🏆 Why did One Battle After Another win Best Picture? A 20-year adaptation journey A stacked ensemble cast A film that sparked huge cultural debate Full breakdown → MoviesToHistory.com 🔗 moviestohistory.com/how-one-batt...

A wild fox in northern BC stopped to listen when driver started whistling

Another type of Serpentarium that can be unlocked through Research! This special Serpentarium can house aquatic Snakes to care for, that will swim in the ponds of their buildings. #indiegame #pixelart #gamedev

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Here’s what you may have missed last week with our headlines in state & local government tech. From Kansas to Massachusetts and all state and local governments in between, we’re tracking critical issues across the country. 📰 ✅ Full stories at statescoop.com

Babbi Mario learning the ropes. 🎾 #mariotennisfever #supermario #nintendo #gaming #funny

Pope Leo XIV: "The unity of the Church should not revolve around sexual matters." The new Pope wants justice and equality to take priority over sexual ethics — but still opposes formal same-sex blessings. 1.4 billion Catholics watching closely.

🌟 Rising star - first big conference for him, so give him an applause 👏! Hendrik Rogge presents a great #poster today at #EASLCongress about the 📊 prediction of circulatory failure in intensive-care #patients with liver #cirrhosis & #ACLF. 👉 #POSTER FRI-182, up until 17h @medblab.bsky.social

The fifth episode of Just Access: The Real Transition (A PARI podcast) is out tomorrow, the 17th of March on all major podcasting platforms. Host: Tasneem Essop Guests: @thokozanicb.bsky.social, Researcher, PARI Waseem Holland, Researcher, PARI

5 heart health metrics worth knowing in 2026. Because prevention starts with knowing what actually matters. Read more: https://www.cardiolucent.com/point-of-view #HeartHealth #PreventiveCardiology #CardiologyCare #LongevityHealth #ExecutiveHealth #ConciergeCardiology #HealthMetrics #Cardiolucent

Calafiori leading the chants at the Arsenal parade 📣🎉

France, together with its partners, detained the sanctioned tanker Tagor, which was heading from Russia, - Macron The operation was carried out yesterday in the Atlantic Ocean, in the open sea, with the support of several partners, including the United Kingdom, - added the French President.

🏰 I remember seeing this movie in theaters because of how much I loved Spirited Away as a kid. "Howl's Moving Castle"- Merry-go-round of Life

A scandal around presumptive Democratic nominee Graham Platner is complicating Democrats' narrow path to flipping the Senate in a crucial race in Maine against Sen. Susan Collins. Dana Bash explains what she notices about Democrats' maneuvering around Platner's controversy. https://cnn.it/4dJ2dw3

trump sees "falling" as SO embarrassing, he's LYING on 60 Minutes about what we all saw last night: His ass fell like a sack of rotten potatoes. 60 Minutes didn't even show the clip. But I have 2 different angles. Why lie about it? Such a weird clown.

You will not see this on mainstream US MEDIA 👇🏼🧐

I'm just glad no one thought my Polo joke was pony.