Corey Marshall-Steele

Bari Weiss’s new 60 Minutes line up has just been announced. ⏱️⏱️⏱️ 🎩 @frankconniff.bsky.social for the original post. 🥂

Dear Jake….

I wholeheartedly agree with Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social - Jake Tapper can well….. sing it Mr. Stewart.

After Trump slammed the singers who pulled out of his “Great American State Fair” KlanBake, the White House announced a new slate of performers who are committed to the event.

Whenever the White House releases Trump’s medical report with his height and weight (6’ 3” and 238 lbs) I know I’m going to get requests - so here you go — Enjoy. 🥂😜

A federal judge gave Trump 14 days to remove his name from the Kennedy Center & has blocked its closing this summer. The Judge made it clear: “As stated at the outset, Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it.” 🥂 @adamkinzinger.substack.com for the original post.

Here’s something else that legacy media is ignoring. 🙌🏼 to @keithedwards.bsky.social THANK YOU FOR BRINGING OUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😜

Trump’s rotten right hand looked so bad in pics today that you could almost smell it, wobbling around while trying to salute, and then the extra long blink (falling asleep) while Hegseth babbled… However at his visit to Walter Reed tomorrow I’m sure we’ll be told he’s in tip top shape. 😂

This pic of Ol’ YamTits that former US Rep Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com shared this morning captures the true essence of Trump so perfectly that I just had to set it to his theme song.

After having his Daddy banish Kimberly Guilfoyle to Greece (and giving her an Ambassadorship as consolation prize) CokeJr is marrying his second wife in the series this weekend. Let’s take a pause and celebrate and wish Jr exactly what he wishes for the majority of Americans.

Arithmetic Assistance: $1.8 billion dived by 1,600 = ONE MILLION, ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS for each insurrectionist.

Forthright - fearless -- preaching the Gospel and speaking Truth to power ~ The Washington National Cathedral's The Rev. Canon Dana Colley Corsello this morning.

Burrowing owls are too much. 😂

Get Louisiana resident Marshawn onto a ballot IMMEDIATELY! Marshawn, who went viral for his passionate speech about voting maps, had the perfect response to this supine, sycophant GOP senator. 🎩 @nowthisimpact.bsky.social

Kimberly Guilifoyle’s official ambassador portrait just dropped. 😶🤐🤪

You know Ol’ YamTits’s cankles were creaking when it took him “4 Obamas” to gingerly haul his sorry four-lane ass down the stairs of Air Force One when he landed in China. Alpha male? More like Alpha Bits. 😜

Senator Chris Van Hollen’s questioning of Kash Patel during today’s appropriations committee was LIT! Although I bet it wasn’t nearly as Kash Patel is right now. 🥂

Here we go — another week of this — Iran Responds to Trump’s Ceasefire Proposal 😜

To coincide with Americans souring on Trump’s sacrilegious posts, a bunch of evangelical leaders gathered at Mar-a-Lago for a KlanBake and to bless and dedicate a gold statue of Trump. You know, this reminds me of an old Charlton Heston movie…

The final word on the 2026 Met Gala comes from none other than the incomparable Edie McClurg. 😜

After months of conversation, controversy, titillation and apprehension, Lauren Sánchez Bezos, has arrived on the red carpet at the MetGala — and the commentators were ready. Sánchez Bezos, who along with husband Jeff Bezos, reportedly plopped down $10 million to sponsor the annual fete.

That Erika Kirk seems to be an enigma wrapped in a mysterious glittery cheap gagging-for-attention wrapper — but who is she really? 😜

Over the weekend someone asked if this means that we’ll have six more weeks of Erika Kirk and it made me furious. Furious that I didn’t think of this joke first. 🤪

So defensive! I won’t cut the Bari Weiss-produced 60 Minutes / CBS News any slack with their multiple-Maga coded blatherings, but I will give this to Norah O’Donnell — she certainly got under that paper-thin tangerine-tinted hide. Nice to see a little of the former decent journalist break through.

I’ve been able to bump up the audio quality of Kash Patel’s phone call after he was evacuated from the ballroom at the White House Correspondents Dinner. He was calling Todd Blanche.

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Kash Patel’s Big Adventure last night before and after the White House Correspondents Dinner distilled down to just one minute. 😜🥂

Erika Kirk, who performs as JonBenét Scamsey, is on the hoof and in tears as she scampers from the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I have rarely had so much fun in selecting these clips of George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden to complement the clip of Trump falling asleep at the Resolute Desk during his event on affordability in front of the cameras on 04/23/26. 📸 😴😜

What’s left of Donald Trump’s senile syphilitic septuagenarian mind thinks that Greece is a person. Unrelatedly, anyone hear when Jake Tapper is coming out with his book about Trump’s clearly impaired mental and physical health?

Hung Cao, failed GOP candidate in Virginia, who’s afraid of witches* is now the acting Secretary of the US Navy. In the middle of a war over the Strait of Hormuz. What could go wrong? *Being afraid of witches is the least of Cao’s issues, but definitely the funniest. 😜

When I first saw this, I thought “No way, has to be a Photoshop meme” - then I checked the video… Law & Order SVU: Season 1, Episode 2 “A Single Life” aired: Sep 27, 1999 — the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein began in March 2005….

Who else can’t WAIT for Discovery in Kash Patel v The Atlantic lawsuit? 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Your feel good clip of the week has just dropped. 😜🥂

You HAD to know this was coming, right? You can say many things about MAGAmen, but you can’t say that they aren’t stacked. 😜

Reactions continue to reverberate about Melania’s pointed statements about Trump, Jeffrey Epstein and herself.

Hold up. Did Ol’ YamTits start a war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files and all of the associated fuckery — and then — trot out his latest wife to distract from the war with Iran and that associated fuckery?

Ol' YamTits has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. We're talking 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn't left DC for his usual weekend trip to Florida to play golf.

According to a rumor I’m starting, Trump is going “Reign Hell down on the Iranians” by piping in Lara Trump singing via Musk’s Starlink satellites. In other news, Ol’ YamTits is so fucking obtuse and Biblically illiterate, that he doesn’t know the difference between “reign” and “rain”.

✅ Started a war and can’t figure how to get out of it ✅ Two warplanes shot down in Iraq ✅ Gas prices are spiking ✅ Groceries cost a fortune ✅ Airline fares are rising ✅ Attorney General was just shitcanned ✅ Job market is wretched ✅ National debt is out of control ✅ Ol’ YamTits is laser focused 😜

Did you see the new video of the Bryon & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski play date that leaked? It’s Absolutely Fabulous! 😜 (Make sure to watch for the cameo of Cricket)

As entertaining as the Byron & Kristi Noem / Corey Lewandowski stories are, they’re also just the latest evidence that the ruling Epstein class doesn’t actually give a tin shit about “family values,” they just care about weaponizing them for power.

Kristi Noem is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She is said to be devastated by reports alleging her husband has been leading a cross-dressing double life. Okay bish. Just like the privacy and prayers you and your little twatzis passed out with wanton, reckless, craven abandon. 💅

“Lindsey Graham, what are you going to do now that war you pushed with Iran is ramping up with 50,000 troops deployed to the Middle East, at least 15 dead American soldiers and more than 300 hundred injured (that we know of)? La Lindsey: “I’m going to Disney World to get a magic pink bubble wand!”

It’s ALWAYS Taco Tuesday when dealing with that senile syphilitic septuagenarian seditious sorry sack of tangerine-tinted twatwaffle that is Donald Trump. 🌮 😜

According to a breaking rumor I’m starting — Trump is nominating disgraced former US Rep George Santos to replace Joe Kent as Director of National Counterterrorism. 😜 Actually, this is not outside the realm of possibility with Trump.

After creating the crisis on the Strait of Hormuz, Trump is now demanding global assistance and tells oil-importing nations to help.

Operation Epstein Fury (aka Operation Epic Fury) doesn’t seem to be going well for Ol’ YamTits — but it does seem familiar somehow…. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ladies and Gentlemen: Presenting the warmongering, fearmongering, whoremongering Lindsey Graham escorting naval troops through the Strait of Hormuz. 🚢 💃🏼 👠 💃🏼 👠 🚢

And my MeeMaw might’ve been crazier than a sprayed cockroach but she NEVER did her makeup like this. 😜

You really didn’t think I was going to let Lindsey Graham’s gleeful declaration from a couple days ago on Maria Bartiromo’s gab fest go by unacknowledged, did you?

Sunday Singalong: It’s going to take a co-write from Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Bad Bunny and Elton John to write Markwayne Mullin a theme song to top Kristi Noem’s.

Operation Epstein Fury. You come after the paedos, they start WW3.

And after the State of the Union, Erika Kirk will be signing her new book and giving a complementary foot washing with each purchase.

With the arrest of Andrew, the Epstein files are going to take on a whole new and deeper relevance. Tick tock Ol’ YamTits. Tick fucking tock.

A special Valentine edit from Isabella Rossellini to everyone’s least favorite Clown Boy.

Thirteen current and former Trump Administration officials including the current President and current First Lady of the United States are in the Epstein files. Thirteen officials that we know of so far, because Trump and Pam Bondi haven’t released all of the files…

If Grandpa Jones, Gordie Tapp, Roy Clark, and Archie Campbell — the Four Moonshiners — were actually opening the show, people might tune in to Turning Point’s “All-American Halftime Show” 🥴🥂😵‍💫🤪

Bravo! Bravo! 👏🏼 🌹 👏🏼 🌹 [Did you think that I lost my fucking mind?😜]

This recut would be the only way to get asses in the seats to see “Melania”. And to those squealing about this recut, my response is a hearty and resounding “Quiet, quiet, piggy.”

Sophia Petrillo reviews Amazon Studios / MGM’s ‘Melania’ flopumentary. Amazon spent $40 million, but no viewers are showing up. The movie opening isn’t “soft”, it’s “flaccid”.

And Sophia isn’t keen on “Melania” either.