I’ve been able to bump up the audio quality of Kash Patel’s phone call after he was evacuated from the ballroom at the White House Correspondents Dinner. He was calling Todd Blanche.

You know Ol’ YamTits’s cankles were creaking when it took him “4 Obamas” to gingerly haul his sorry four-lane ass down the stairs of Air Force One when he landed in China. Alpha male? More like Alpha Bits. 😜

Kimberly Guilifoyle’s official ambassador portrait just dropped. 😶🤐🤪

I have rarely had so much fun in selecting these clips of George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden to complement the clip of Trump falling asleep at the Resolute Desk during his event on affordability in front of the cameras on 04/23/26. 📸 😴😜

Operation Epstein Fury. You come after the paedos, they start WW3.

According to a rumor I’m starting, Trump is going “Reign Hell down on the Iranians” by piping in Lara Trump singing via Musk’s Starlink satellites. In other news, Ol’ YamTits is so fucking obtuse and Biblically illiterate, that he doesn’t know the difference between “reign” and “rain”.

The final word on the 2026 Met Gala comes from none other than the incomparable Edie McClurg. 😜

What’s left of Donald Trump’s senile syphilitic septuagenarian mind thinks that Greece is a person. Unrelatedly, anyone hear when Jake Tapper is coming out with his book about Trump’s clearly impaired mental and physical health?

Get Louisiana resident Marshawn onto a ballot IMMEDIATELY! Marshawn, who went viral for his passionate speech about voting maps, had the perfect response to this supine, sycophant GOP senator. 🎩 @nowthisimpact.bsky.social

Erika Kirk, who performs as JonBenét Scamsey, is on the hoof and in tears as she scampers from the White House Correspondents Dinner.

Wild Hornets has donated ONE THOUSAND STING interceptors to Ukrainian forces As part of the “One of a Thousand” initiative, we provided frontline crews with 1,000 STING interceptor drones equipped with the Hornet Vision digital communication system… 1/5

Put cheese on broccoli… it’s still broccoli 😏 @trueeager.bsky.social says the Conservative Party of Canada rebrand isn’t fooling anyone 🦫🔥👇 Same pitch 👇 Full Episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpG3... #cdnpoli #Canada #CPC #politics

A fascinating & in-depth tour through a wide variety of vampire epidemics, both historical & more present-day. The study of different cultural responses to vampire beliefs is also fascinating. And, yes, killing the dead still goes on in the modern age, as the author reminds us. Well worth a read.

Not to sound like a golden protocol droid here, but.... begging your pardon, sir, I do believe it is pronounced “the Force.”

Blanka finds himself at a big disadvantage in the #SF6 Round, but after a clutch anti-air combo confirm & a Round saving read, he makes the comeback complete over Dee Jay! Feat KanPro|NISHIKIN × tomorock #SF6_Blanka #SF6_DeeJay #StreetFighter6 Full Set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRNF... #DopeSF6

Every time Trump speaks, gas goes up 10 cents. 📈

Podcast: Could Sega become the next Capcom? @jordanmiddler.bsky.social @apzonerunner.com and @andyrobinson.bsky.social chat about the week's biggest stories. Plus: What does Harada have planned for SNK? Watch: youtu.be/5Hc3ItMzta4 Listen: lnk.to/VGC Plus: Alex shares his favourite airline...

What if the UFO groups you trusted were run by the people hiding the truth? Ron James reveals how the intelligence community didn't just monitor MUFON, they got inside it. New episode out now.  https://youtu.be/wD8uildLBYY

AI has the potential to do so much good for California. It also brings a great deal of risk. Our next Governor must choose to harness the power of AI to make Californians' lives better and meet the challenge of protecting livelihoods.

This are the #movies and #series that you gotta watch from the #UnitedStates and around the #world. Frankenstein the new #film adaptation from director Guillermo del Toro premieres october 17, 2025.

In Kenya, some families are hiring professional mourners to give their loved ones the ultimate send-off.

Raphinha free kick goal! He's back 💥

@repauchincloss.bsky.social has received over $77,500 from crypto industry sources. He held crypto stock while in office. He signed a letter blocking SEC oversight of crypto firms. He refused to return $5,800 from Sam Bankman-Fried. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

So what kind of kilt does the guy selling kilts prefer? We’re at Gen Con Let’s ask him. #GenCon #kilts

One of America's foremost Iran experts says the regime emerged from 40 days of war more powerful — not less. The Hormuz tax is now priced into everything. #unholypodcast #Iran #USIranWar #StraitOfHormuz #geopolitics

China sent a new communication technology test satellite into space from the Wenchang Spacecraft Launch Site on May 27, 2026. Launched at 12:16 a.m. (Beijing time) aboard a modified Long March-7 carrier rocket and has entered its pre-set orbit. See the build up, and launch in this cool time lapse.

🌍"Deux tiers des Américains ne comprennent pas pourquoi ils sont en guerre", assure Karim-Emile Bitar, enseignant à Sciences Po et à l'Université Saint-Joseph de Beyrouth. ▶️Retrouvez #ledebatf24 avec Stéphanie Antoine en replay sur #france24

My dog keeps going Drunken Master on my junk!

Jezus! New Glenn explosion from a distance looks like a bomb went off.

Ana Musat explains how weather disruptions can impact gas supply and why diverse energy systems improve resilience. #EnergySecurity #ClimateRisk #Renewables #EnergyTransition

🟠 CALCIOMERCATO Napoli: potrebbero andare via anche Anguissa e Juan Jesus. Fiorentina: per la panchina si avvicina Fabio Grosso. Inter: ricompra Stankovic.

Possibly minor Mina the Hollower spoilers but in the form of a joke though this is def going to be an important mechanic later im sure of it the pov mirror of post mina tf...

On this Memorial Day weekend, remembering the fallen heroes of the 20th Maine Infantry who fought alongside my great-grandfather, Captain Augustus N. Lufkin, defending Little Round Top at Gettysburg in 1863.

4/10/26 Where are the nukes? Witkoff said Iran had 11 nukes being made in three months. Where are they? Have they been confirmed to be destroyed? #news #politics #currentevents

Cabildo de Fuerteventura y Ayuntamiento de Puerto del Rosario supervisan los preparativos del Gran Baile de Taifas que tendrá lugar este viernes.

If you're not in it for the long haul, you know, to make sure our country gets back from this unholy surgery, then why get in the game at all? Make up your mind George !!!!!

Royal Poinciana tree, also known as the Flamboyant or Flame tree (Delonix regia).

Ari Abdul reveals how she saves money while on tour... #ariabdul #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourvan #tourlife

A most fortuitous slip for Yuan as Kaensak just misses with his elbow because of it.

All of spaceflight is challenging, but space plumbing is particularly challenging. Get caught up on the Artemis II crew's loo snafu with @leebillings.bsky.social and follow all our coverage here: www.scientificamerican.com/report/nasa-...

It’s hard to know what I’ll miss most about Japan, but quite possibly it’s all the cats.

Episode 125 - Anduril's $20B Army Contract #usarmy #army #anduril Thanks for check out my Short. If you're looking for a deeper dive check out my long-form videos on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@TheBusiness... #business #businessnews #tbbtn #youtube #shorts #reels #tiktoks #vids #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral

A successful hate watching session completed! I enjoyed witnessing the Scousers lose

Bringing the jobs of tomorrow to Michigan and protecting our environment can and must go hand in hand. Michigan has an opportunity to get this right. Let’s lead the nation in showing we can be pro-growth, pro-water, and pro-labor.

“We have committed ourselves to this transition—one that must be carried out fairly,” urges our Colombian partner Monseñor Juan Carlos Barreto in response to the first International Conference for a Just Transition Away from Fossil Fuels in Santa Marta, Colombia.

Congratulations to @innersparklab.bsky.social for being named my #ad61 nonprofit of the year & for your work to expand #STEAM opportunities for Black & Brown youth in the South Bay.

The #FoodRenaissance continues weight scale be DAMNED 😂🤣 !!! 🥢🥢♥️♥️♥️♥️ #eatingliketheresnotomorrow #foodieking #yumyumtime #letseat

📺 Junior Caminero saca a Logan O'Hoppe.

GOOD MORNING Beard Gang! Happy Mon, start of June & a start to #PRIDEMONTH2026! Just wanted to share some deets for this week. We are starting out 2nd month long #PRIDE charity event for The Trevor Project, so check the link HERE: tilt.fyi/AZhEoiuOCF! Check the schedule out and come support us live!

Reminder what Fortune 500 companies like Starbucks, Target, Macy's, and others typically do for Pride Month.

Control is the only thing that matters. Maybe even more than love Tangled Empires series (Anna Harding) For readers of #CoraReilly #RinaKent #TillieCole #darkromance #mafiaromance #obsessivelovebooks #possessivelove #mafiaromancebooks #seriesobsessed #booktok

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❤️🧲 4D flow MRI reveals that disturbed blood flow in distal brain arteries—low shear stress, high residence time—predicts poor recovery after MCA stroke. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Zhensen Chen explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

https://francais.rt.com/ Le chef du bureau de #Zelensky a déclaré qu’il avait ordonné de mettre fin à la guerre dès que possible, et qu’il était possible de parvenir à un accord avec la #Russie. Comment évaluez-vous cette déclaration et quand les

AEW DYNAMITE LIVE STREAM Tonight - 745PM ET LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! What will happen? Link Above! Don’t Miss Out!! #WFU #W4LN #aew #aewdon #aewforbiddendoor

Hit that jawn and send the boys to Philly for the 2026 All-Star Game! #VoteMariners 🌟 http://Mariners.com/Vote 🌟

La 'Seatrade Cruise Med 2026', una de las ferias de cruceros más importante del mundo, reunirá a más de 2.000 profesionales del sector en septiembre en Las Palmas de Gran Canaria.

its on my shortlist of things to crowdfund when i finally do pull the trigger on that tbh. i imagine full 3D w cute low-fi textureless models. would look something like this old shmup project

bsky was broken last night, but i made a cute video of the first time my computer turned on for y'all! i wanted to say thank you immensely to everyone who helped w/ tech or Linux questions or who contributed when i was fundraising this. i am going to make so much art on this thing <3

the feeling reading this evoked,,,,,it sounds like a fantastic night was had ^_^ i definitely want to watch these films more now jiejie