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Smith's referendum question: "Should Alberta remain a province of Canada or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada?" #cdnpoli
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@QuantumGuard17 🚨BREAKING: Police just released video of two homeowners being beaten and zip-tied by three illegal aliens during a home invasion in Miami. The Democrat Party let in millions of these thugs and are committed to keeping them here no matter how many Americans are murdered.
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For 14 years, public services were left to fall further and further behind the private sector. We either modernise or accept further decline. We will build the foundations for a modern British state — so that our public services are there for the next generation.
Doug Ford is changing the law to hide information from the public. Meanwhile, he touts "unprecedented transparency" from his government. Here is a sample of what he says versus what he actually does. #onpoli
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Temos um presidente de verdade, o maior e mais respeitado líder do planeta! #presidentelula #Lula #estadista #lidermundial
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Chris Matthews, former host of "Hardball with Chris Matthews" (now on Substack), talks with WCPT 820's Richard Chew about how Iran is manipulating the American news media to get its message out the same way President Donald Trump does.
Why would we expand our imports of fossil fuels, when we can see how war makes prices shoot up? Clean, green renewable energy is a better option - for energy independence, for the planet, and for our pockets.
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It is time to start looking for replacement Senators that through the rest of the democratic voters under the bus having to Bear 6 weeks of a shutdown.
🚨| ¡INCREIBLE! José María Balcázar Zelada, elegido hoy nuevo presidente interino de Perú, cuando le preguntaron sobre la ley que prohiba que menores de edad se puedan casar: "De 14 para arriba no hay ningún impedimento, todos tienen relaciones sexuales, eso está bien" . #MSinTapujosTV
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I wasn't suggesting you were. I just notice the airbrushing of british history is in full flow at the moment. The DUP fluffing up their association with the declaration of independence, that brought an end to british colonial rule in USA, or "St Patrick was a protestant" still makes me chuckle.
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Sen. Ossoff: Trump said he’d put America First. Now he says funding Medicaid is not possible but war always is. Premiums are up. Hospitals are closing. Soldiers are dying. The First Family is getting richer. Today’s war powers vote is your chance to say enough. #FundHealthcareNotWar
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