Wenn ich in die Forschung gehen würde.

War gestern seit Ewigkeiten wieder im Fitnessstudio und habe heute Muskelkater.

Na toll, jetzt hab ich bestimmt wieder Tage lang diesen Jesus Song von Bibel TV im Kopf.

Nein, das ist nicht Switch Reloaded. Das ist Ernst gemeinte Parawissenschaft!

rülps..

Ich bin wieder einfach zu erheitern!

Den Kerl finden, bei dem man sich so wohl fühlt. 😍

Könnte mir auch passieren.

Hi, ihr! 👋

Long Island Iceteas und das Touri-Bespassungsprogramm das letzte Mal ausnutzen. Also zumindest die Cocktails und Shots. 😅😅😅😅 Morgen dann bestimmt Checkout und Transfer verpennen. Wieso habe ich eigentlich den Privattransfer storniert?

The Artemis II crew chose to be woken up by Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ this morning 🚀

Enrique Tarrio asks for $5 million and Mike Lindell asks for $400 million from J6 Fund before it gets shut down

🎅 As we move into the holiday season just remember that your financial struggles, rising costs, and empty bank account are all figments of your imagination. It's all in your head according to Dear Lëader 👌 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. --DJT 🎄☃️ #TrumpTradeWar #TrumpTax #FDT

I hope your weekend was both restful and fun, and now our attention quickly moves towards this new workweek. To begin your Monday, I have some local news to shine a spotlight on…

From pills to IUDs to condoms, these options exist so people can prevent pregnancy and make decisions on their own terms. RFK Jr. won’t commit to protecting that freedom. Access to birth control isn’t optional—it’s essential health care.

Nothing to see here, just Russian drone that got stuck in trees while trying to attack Kyiv. Casual Tuesday in Ukraine

Trump and Netanyahu Laverne and Shirley #iran #War #Israel #Oil #Television #70s #Nostalgia @gezzer3115.bsky.social @dividerdecider.bsky.social @gregmorosoff.bsky.social @larrycolvin.bsky.social @lindaworkerbee1.bsky.social @voxrox.bsky.social

🔴Nuevo ingreso en la RAE: Sergio Ramírez, escritor nicaragüense y premio Cervantes 2017 ▪️Ocupará la silla L, vacante tras el fallecimiento de Mario Vargas Llosa 🎙️Ana Zurita

Durkan asks for geographical breakdown of 1,032 excess deaths due to long waits in EDs www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

Fuccin dying on this keyboard

In case you missed it... here are some of the stories featured on Europe-Data.com over the past week. Featuring news from Eurostat, Statistics Netherlands, @ebrd.bsky.social and more. 🗺 Keep up to date with all the latest news and insights at www.europe-data.com 🇪🇺 #icymi #news #europe #data

Fox News host Laura Ingraham keeps calling peaceful ICE protesters “insurgents.” Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/j15zxfjSPy0?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

Greetings from beautiful Wrigley Field, where Shota Imanaga starts game two of the Cubs three-game set with Atlanta. Sunny and 76. Wind blowing in from right. 670 The Score broadcast time is 6:05 pm CT. Join us!! The focus is always on what happens here on this field.

“I am the smartest guy you’re ever gonna meet,” says the guy who brags about passing dementia tests. #fdt

A cold front this morning not only brought us another round of rain and wind, but it has set us up for a pretty nice work week. Here is the latest from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

Will this year’s holiday weekend weather disappoint? 🌞☔️

Marvin Gaye playing across a crowded Trafalgar Square with people of all ages and backgrounds all dancing along in the cold sunshine of March. Magic. Just don’t tell Rupert ….#together

What is your favorite milkshake flavor? 🥤 Original post

🚨 April 1st: Russia bans #Telegram! With internet shutdowns and now their own army’s main messenger blocked, Putin is desperately trying to hide reality. But millions are waking up, protesting, and ready to defend their right to information. Something big is brewing - #russiaiscollapsing

I just released a new Drivetime Marketing episode with Denise Lee Yohn — and this line sums it up: “Your brand can’t just be a promise. It must be a promise delivered.” 🎧 Full episode is live wherever you get your favorite podcasts #CasinoMarketing #BrandStrategy #CustomerExperience

New song 🎧 : Jadis’ Gift is a reminder that not all gifts are what they seem. Out February 14—pre-save now. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

Typical #Russian garbage “"Why are you bombing us? What have we done wrong to you?": a Russian who's not interested in politics is complaining about the attack of "friendly drones" 5 years of war, #Russians play victim. 🖕🏼🇷🇺

POV: you're making MEOWTASTIC game! 🐈‍⬛ It is a dream come true to see so many of you piloting through the galaxy! Based on mountains of your fantastic feedback, the red laser pointer has directed us to most important update yet. You can read it on Steam - Link in BIO! #indiegaming #retrogaming

This Christmas concert is still going on?!? 😅 Our Tidings for the Season episode is out now. 🎄 🎙️ Catch it — along with every other review — at DeckTheHallmark.com

Retro action platformer Freefall '95 delivers fast-paced gameplay, pixel art visuals, and classic 90s arcade vibes Demo available now on Steam 🕹️⚡👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Federal appeals court just ruled the CFTC, not States, has exclusive authority over Kalshi's prediction markets, blocking New Jersey from enforcing its gambling laws. Landmark 2-1 decision could help redefine what gambling means in America. zurl.co/3TtnY #PredictionMarkets #Regulation #GoodRevenue

👊🏼 c: Bjorn Linberg @bjoornliind

Turkey-Central Asia cooperation is often viewed on an East-West axis, but it's also about North-South trade, Daria Isachenko said. Our webcast covered the Organization of Turkic States, Eurasia energy politics and how the Caucasus fit into regional trade: www.youtube.com/watch?v=reo6...

🧪 Overcoming a Sticky Epoxy Situation! 😅 As we test & develop our SAF Generator ⚙️ at Harmony Turbines 🌱, we’re solving epoxy issues 🧩 like nicked coils 🌀 now ⏱️ so future production runs smoother 🔄. Watch the full video 🎥: https://youtu.be/I0itLq2Tjoc #HarmonyTurbines

Kyle Fletcher and Tommaso Ciampa contested my TV match of the year (so far); a razor sharp performance by both the wrestlers. Ciampa has already surpassed anything he ever did in the WWE main roster. An absolute machine; this is the Ciampa I have been waiting for, for a long time! #aew #aewdynamite

Lindo meu bebê Maravilhoso #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D4

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Holiday gift idea for the writer in your life, perhaps? Or maybe a holiday gift idea for YOU! Come EAT with us...err, WRITE with us, or all of the above! Jan 23-25 is our next gathering. Block out time today for your creative self to join us!

The Western European heatwave was so deviant for May it’s almost impossible to count all the records. Here’s a last 7-day review of all the records neared, tied, and broken. The pink are all-time May records! #heatwave #Europe

The players have Don the business on the pitch this weekend - now it’s your chance to show what YOU can do. Line up alongside Dons heroes in the WAWF Cup fundraising match on May 31 at Cherry Red Records Stadium - secure your spot from just £50! 💙💛 See wearewimbledonfund.com

There was a Big Orange Thumb on the scale.

that is very true

Let's Dance the Night Away! My favourite cutscene in Sonic Unleashed, perfect for the festivities!🔵🦔 #VTuber

Watch Hillary stand up for her position to protect the people of Ukraine, in the face of a condescending right wing Czech politician! This is how a strong leader presents herself! She would have been a great president!

dimanche : fête des mères sévères (comme disait Jacques Lacan) tag : maman ne rigole pas avec le respect, une mère ferme dans un corps qui l'est moins #fetedesmeres #education #children #psychology

Cuba condemned US threats and sanctions targeting its oil imports, warning that ordinary citizens suffer the real consequences through blackouts, shortages and economic hardship. Collective punishment of civilians is not democracy promotion, it is geopolitical coercion.

to all new people, I make robot music!! sunnexo.moe

#Eurovision Behind the Scenes - #12points to the production team.

📺 Enyel De Los Santos poncha a Spencer Horwitz después de los turnos al bate.

Returning To Wholeness Manifests A Real Cool Heaven on Earth! Welcome back to the 15th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Returning To Wholeness Manifests A Real Cool Heaven on Earth!” will tell you how I created a personal heaven on earth via experiencing...

I love all these words and statistics but now what ? If they were all nurses they would be gone in a day. It just blows my mind that we are paying for nothing but words and a majority is needed to address grave mistakes.

4 u baby anna

On May 26, Tom Homan stated kidnapped immigrants would be force-fed "if it gets bad enough." #DelaneyHall #HumanRights

Coyote or Dog? Either way he looks hungry. #wildanimals #wildlife #predator #nature #animalkingdom