Watch me make Jordan Peterson pop a blood vessel

Idk how he said that with a straight face

When they start squirming, press them harder.

He’s trolling… right? Right?

“MAGA lawyer” is basically a warning label at this point

How to respond when someone says “Ukraine has Nazis”:

I wonder how she feels now lmao

These aren’t even in the same category.

The funniest part of redpill relationship advice is how often they accidentally describe not loving their partner.

“Trump is good for Ukraine” is officially up there with “30-50% of college girls are getting flown out to Dubai.”

A hotel executive editor was able to bring an unloaded gun into his room next door to the suspect in the White House shooting - without anyone even checking his luggage! Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Security #Laxity #HotelBreach #GunControl #Whistleblower

Laird W. Bergad, Distinguished Professor of Latin American and Latino Studies, led a new study showing a nearly 13% decline in New York City's Dominican population since 2021. The report was conducted by the @claclsgc.bsky.social. Learn more: www.gc.cuny.edu/news/dominic...

My campaign has three basic pillars: 1) hold Trump accountable; 2) Build A Better Future; 3) ensure America is safe for everyone in our communities. I look forward to delivering on these priorities in Congress. The California 6th is ready for a fighter. #congress #impeachment #medicareforall #usa

UPDATE: He has been arrested. More info @photogsteve81 www.instagram.com/reel/DYU1PJp...

WNBA Got Game: Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull Met Katie Lou Samuelson’s Kid After the Game and It Was So Adorable 🥰 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #LexieHull #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Amazing upcoming week on the podcast as we wrap up our 2025! Artist and writer Theodore A. Harris, gender and race scholar Mali Collins, and historian Benjamin Talbot. Listen on most streams: linktr.ee/blstpodcast

The addiction continues tonight. I've been learning how to play Master Duel better so my fixation keeps growing. #Vtuber #MasterDuel Live: www.twitch.tv/lubarvt

Isn’t it crazy how trying to heal your body naturally today is almost always called “conspiracy” when this was literally the norm back in the days? @eva.hooft

C gives you memory control to build faster, scalable systems. #c #computerscience #performance

It brings me so much joy and serotonin to have stream clips and such to share again.... I'm happy I got myself to start streaming again 🥺 #vsky | #vtclips

Bonus! We invite ALL principals to join us on May 12th to learn about 'Interviewing Best Practices. Click here to learn more: https://lead4ward.com/principal-leadership/ #lead4ward #principalleadershipseries #educationleadership

Red Leather Pants I've been saving this reference for when I felt confident enough to tackle it. That day is today. But I had to make my own brush (for the first time) to get the results I wanted. Thoughts? You'll notice I paint a few times then lose my […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Progress is slow sometimes. Have a knife throwing animation 🗡️ #pixelart #animation #dragoondrop #gamedev #indiedev

Image created on the #nightcafe app Video created on the #metaai app #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #aiartist

@dawna9.bsky.social @sandyinthepacnw.bsky.social @oregonamis.bsky.social @nancydvt802.bsky.social @bigray57.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "PUNCHABLE FACES" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

This Day in Buster..August 17, 1931 The Sioux City Journal prints, "Feminine Clothing as a first aid to comedy has its drawbacks, according to Buster Keaton.'If the skirts are too narrow, you may get laughs and take a chance on breaking your neck; if they're too wide, you can do-

Lenny was assisting with making a video to post on facebook for my garage sale tomorrow/Saturday. He’s so helpful, isn’t he? 😊 #cats #caturday

I’m sitting in the Michigan Senate where we just passed Kids Over Clicks to protect kids from Big Tech and yes, I’m lamenting that it is almost May and still this gray.

No entiendo muy bien el rechazo a los Rabbids... a mi me caen muy bien... adi wue a iniciar la aventura de Sparks of Hopes... #Videojuegos #MarioAndRabbids #Switch2 #Ubisoft #Nintendo

"Je n'exclus pas une future décomposition du Conseil de Coopération du Golfe à cause de la polarisation entre les États." ▶️Adel Bakawan, directeur du European Institute for Studies on the Middle East and North Africa, était l'invité de Stéphanie Antoine. #ledebatf24

More proof of Staged Event for Trumpstein

Running Reflection: JUDGMENT #judgments #running #selfreflections #stoicism #mindset www.yasenkacounseling.com

Are you safe from Arrows underwater?! 🏹

Oui, il faudrait que je recherche mais il y en a des plus proches, juste directement sur la passerelle qui mène au lanceur.

Don’t mind me, I’m just regulating my emotions and nervous system. I think this is the perfect solution and we should do it publicly wherever we go 😂

Russian logistics are under threat in the occupied part of the Zaporizhzhia region.

Du hast heute noch nichts vor? 👀✨️ Dann kuschel dich gern ab 17:00 dazu! 🥰 Ich daddel mit euch heute Community-Games! Du entscheidest, was ich mit euch zocke!! 💜 Wir sind das pure Böse! 👹 😈 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 👿 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #community #communitygames

Today we celebrate Liam Conejo Ramos returning home in his father’s arms. A moment of relief, love, and reunion that every child deserves. As we hold space for this joy, we cannot forget the many children who are still separated from their families, still waiting, still unseen in detention camps.

The girls' soccer showdown between Williamsville and Rochester became a thriller, with Bullets' goalkeeper Brynn Stark coming up big with several key saves! She shared her thoughts following the sectional semifinal win in penalty kicks! ⚽

Finally unfollowed and wiped my hands of the girl that made my best friend stop talking to me. At first she would FaceTime him multiple times while we’d hang out and then she would just show up lol. Knowing I’m like married, and he’s been my bff for years. He sucks too, throwing all the trash out fr

Story of a Junkie. What a film. Mid 1980's New York. Hell on Earth. I can only hope John 'Gringo' Spacely found peace in the next life.

Hegseth: Alarm over China's historic military buildup and expansion For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

thank you matt pelikan for pizzas at the DFL convention

#republicans #inflation #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/c9f7bsp3

On Tuesday, doctors at the Sutter Health CPMC unveiled a new robotic surgical system called the Da Vinci 5. Read more at localnewsmatters.org/2026/03/11/s... #medicine #sanfrancisco #publichealth #cancer #healthcare

I love Syke Blue but I would have spoke alot earlier! #AEW #WrestleSky

🔥 “What You Lost” by Séa Byrne stays at #5 on the @altqradio.bsky.social AltQ Top20! Huge thanks for voting 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨ Watch on YouTube 👉 youtu.be/qs-K39ospAA?... #SéaByrne #AltQTop20 #WhatYouLost #WatchOnYouTube #QueerMusic #IndieArtist #NowPlaying #MusicDiscovery #KeepStreaming #AltQ #top5

Just dropped our new RETROMAGINE intro! Retro pixels, modern energy... Would love to hear what you think. #gamedev #RetroGame #Steam #indiedev #GameMaker

I’m kinda thinking redo the blonde & try to achieve that icy platinum silver I wanted. Opinions pleeeeeeease 🙏🏽🥺

🐺Ab in die Lüfte und Hinaus in den Orbit Wo die Größten Dogfights der Sternenkriege der Galaxis warten 🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

🗣️‼️‼️LETS GOOOOOOOO ‼️‼️🗣️ Captain Kirk put the Blue Jays on top. 3-2 Blue Jays. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

Please enjoy this bunny giving itself a thorough grooming in the middle of the snow.

As we mark 100 episodes of the Sumud podcast,  We thank you, dear Sumud Family , for your support. Here’s to the next 100. Here’s to Sumud. 🎬 Full episode on https://sumudpod.com  📲 Follow @dredhasan | @sumudpod

At #mcvegas26 asking con goers if they could go party on the Vegas Strip with any Magic Legend who would it be? #edh #mtg #mtgcommander #commander

Canada's New Democratic Party leader @avilewis.ca shares how his father — political leader Stephen Lewis — impacted Avi's political career through a legacy of humanitarian work. Watch the full interview: zeteo.com/p/avi-lewis-...

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Is it too early to start decorating the house for Halloween? Here is a fun project we enjoyed doing with my kids #TheDadLab #halloweendecor #kidsactivities

A woman accidentally drove her car onto Seattle’s elevated light rail tracks, causing train service to be temporarily suspended. Witnesses say she claimed she was following her GPS before the vehicle became stuck and had to be removed.

I-476 @ MP 19.9 (I-276/I-476 Junction) 🕒 3:42 PM - 3:43 PM ET (4x speed) 🌡️ 88°F | Overcast 📍: 40.112122,-75.278784