Früher, in der Kindheit der Halterin, diente ein Satz heiße Ohren seitens der Erziehungsberechtigten (mitunter auch von Nicht-Erziehungsberechtigten) dazu, das Stroh in der Birne durchzurütteln, um damit für Belüftung zu sorgen. Genauso könnte ein Nasenstüber vom Alien den Schwurbelglibber im ⬇️

#ZDF #Politbarometer: Bestätigung des Erwartbaren. Bekanntermaßen arbeiten die Deutschen zu wenig. Sagt #FriedrichMerz. Sagen andere Konservative. Der Hund 🐕 spart sich die zahlreichen Quellen und verweist auf die öffentlich in den Ring geworfene Polemik zur #Lifestyleteilzeit. Dass die arbeitende ⬇️

Klinken putzen in den Auto 🚗 kratien. #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Pkw-Maut von Dobrindt und Scheuer war für den Steuerzahler echt teuer. Dabei war doch klar, dass der EuGH die Maut kassiert, und so ist es passiert. Ein Untersuchungsausschuss hat nachgefragt, doch Andis Gedächtnis hat dort versagt. Nun wird der Minister angeklagt, ⬇️

#ManuelHagel mag auf rehbraune 👁️ Augen stehen, auf braune Gesinnung steht er nicht. Ein Espresso ☕️ auf seine klare Positionierung! Hagels Parade der #AfD Finte ist viel zu wenig gewürdigt worden. #bawü #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Müsste man als Arier nicht sozusagen von Natur aus auf der Seite der Wikinger sein? #krah #hohm #moosdorf #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Top 3 Minister (m/w/d) für eine Kabinettsumbildung: Gold 🥇 geht an #Kulturstaatsminister #WolframWeimer. Mehr Porzellan im Buchladen 📖 kann man nicht zerschlagen 💥 Silber 🥈 hat sich Bundeswirtschaftsministerin Katherina Reiche redlich verdient. Dank ihrer Lobbyarbeit für die fossile ⬇️

#Trump lässt auf #TruthSocial ein rassistisches Video über die Obamas verbreiten und lehnt jegliche Verantwortung dafür ab. Nichts anderes war zu erwarten. Wenn die Obamas für ihn Primaten sind, welches Tier kommt dann für #DonaldTrump in Frage? Hier ein paar Ideen 💡 ⬇️

Die Diagnose #MorbusTrump sollte in die Liste der psychischen und Verhaltensstörungen nach ICD-10 aufgenommen werden. Beschreibung: ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung, unkontrollierte Wutanfälle, Größenwahn und gottgleiche Allmachtsphantasien mit unverhohlener Neigung zur Blasphemie, ⬇️

Jesus! Ganz vergessen! An #Ostern feiern wir die Auferstehung von den Toten 🧟‍♂️ 🪦 Ein Halleluja für das #Himmelfahrtskommando #Kubicki 🚀 #fdp #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Day 301 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (7.72 km) 🎵 Panchiko – Stabilisers For Big Boys #stabilisersforbigboys #panchiko #shoegaze #dreampop #midwestemo #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #daytimerun #slowrecovery #softgrunge

Так виглядало небо перед вчорашньою грозою у Вінниці. Величезні кілометрові хмари всього за кілька годин перетворилися на темно-сині дощові вали. Жахаюче та захоплююче водночас.

I secured $14.5 MILLION for local community projects last year, and just submitted this year’s requests for improvements in public infrastructure, climate resilience, public health and more! 📰Read more: kevinmullin.house.gov/2026/05/22/r...

We've come full circle with: What is death? #AGirlandHerGay #Science #Podcast #Curiosity

Last weekend, Selma & Montgomery reminded the country that the fight for voting rights is still alive. Following the dismantling of the Voting Rights Act, organizers, faith leaders, and communities gathered for a National Day of Action. The movement continues. #VotingRights

If you are in line to vote by 8PM, stay in line! You will still be able to make your voice heard!

In the U.S, the future of drug development is shifting fast thanks to NAMs, like organ-on-chip. Watch the replay of our NAMs Live Talks: lnkd.in/gbdvkW_m Huge thanks to our amazing guest Danny Levner from @emulatebio.bsky.social and facilitator Zaher Nahle #NAMs #DrugDevelopment #Innovation

Video footage captures the moment an ambulance was struck in an Israeli attack in Deir Qanoun En Nahr, south Lebanon. A Syrian father & his young daughter were killed in the initial strike. Moments later, paramedics from the Islamic Risala Scout Association rushed to the scene to rescue the wounded

Since Trump took office, American men have shockingly lost 155,000 jobs. Blue-collar sectors are completely collapsing under his watch #politics #economy #jobs #news #Trump

Disgusting‼️ Revoke her teaching license immediately‼️

With the rain that we got, and more expected, we’re seeing closed/barricaded low water crossings like the one here that is prone to flooding.

Sunday beatdowns and labwork over the morning coffee with a friend in Invincible VS! Come hang out with us and say hi! twitch.tv/anakonistark

We are filled with DETERMINATION this Monday - to a great #GDC! 💯 See y'all in SF this week around Moscone... 🌉 - Casey (via @obscure.postings)

Natisha Hiedeman with the mental health PSA: “You don’t have to be down bad to talk to a therapist.” “I have people too, but a therapist is different.” Plus, the pink hair is back!

Wilbur!

Taking 1400 children in our community out of poverty ✅

Sunday: The drawing that changed everything. This one got me my first gallery show. 🔴 afrophilia-x.shop

To complete the acoustic torture, The Clown will hold a five-hour rambling, psychotic speech, followed by RFK Jr extolling the virtues of eating roadkill testicles, Joseph Miller calling for "the total war", and Pete HegSSeth on war-fighters". At that time she'll be honey to your ears.

🔥 Memorial Day Weekend vibes hit different at Hush 🇺🇸 Music, cocktails, hookah & nonstop energy till 4AM in Queens 🍸💨 Pull up with your crew for the ultimate holiday weekend party. 📍 70-10 Grand Avenue, Maspeth Queens Reserve now at hushloungegarden.com #HushLoungeGarden #MemorialDay

It comes up with the same figure as my birth certificate. But far less precise.

Everyone’s eating “diet-friendly” food outside… but no one’s checking what’s inside. Hidden sugars, cheap oils, fake protein, that’s not health, that’s hype. Get a plan that actually works for you on pallaviqslimfitness.com

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3 things all Michiganders deserve: 1.) A good job with fair pay 2.) The ability to go to the doctor without going broke 3.) The ability to afford to live and stay here

President Stubb did not rule out the possibility of becoming the European Union’s representative in peace negotiations with Russia if asked to do so. At the same time, he stressed that negotiations with Moscow would only be possible after Russia agrees to a […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

🎥A cheeky Glasgow tradition has been turned into a bath bomb, as Lush unveils a new product inspired by the city’s iconic traffic cone-topped Duke of Wellington statue. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news...

For longtime Foo Fighters fan and SFGATE writer Silas Valentino, it’s hard to see Dave Grohl the same way he did five years ago.

A man in Lebanon recieves a call from the ‘israeli’ IDF army telling him he could either die alone or die with his family in the car. He ran out the car into a field and was struck and murdered by an ‘israeli’ drone instantly. #IsraeliTerrorism Video: Lebanon #1

Merz muss weg #AfD Nur noch AfD 💙💙🇩🇪 THX to Alltagslogik

there's also this absolutely horrendous non-pony-related one earlier that got an audible "oh get fucked" out of me.

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @CRoPlus: 🎭 Improvizace musí vycházet z těla, ne z hlavy, podotýká herečka Klára Melíšková v debatě Plusu a Dejvického divadla na téma manipulace. Diskutovali s psychoterapeutem Jiřím Horáčkem a mediální teoretičkou Lenkou Vochocovou […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

🤖 MLB 🔁 by Alex Pavlovic GRAND SLAM WADE MECKLER ‼️ The @Angels have a 4-0 first-inning lead!

AI Design_ Who should design it? PM Cowboy Podcast #51 — Part of the AI Series Topic: Human-Centered AI — Between Hype, Fear, and Responsibility Guest: Helen Edwards - Co-Founder Artificiality Institute

Why am I so easily amused

Dispatches from the Dugout: Episode 2. Coming on Friday 15 August. #VickersMG #SmallArms

amy’s redemption drive, on our way to get oomf

The prairie is taking off. Raked and burned a month and a half ago. The queen and her workers installed in the hive last week. The nice thing about the perennial praire plants is that they are drought tolerant, which is a very good thing. #Prairie #HoneyBees #GTFO

Nature's Confession: The "Tree of Maternal Love" by the Qiantang River After the Qiantang River recedes, tidal trees "grow" deep into the earth. Look at that tall silhouette—it looks just like parents standing guard beside their child, with the child nestled against them. #Sudden #video #hotspot

Milutki jak Twój pingwinek z Temu? 🤔

Backen mit Teamgeist 🍪 Bernhard erklärt lieber – ich back. Haferkekse mit echtem Bienenberger Honig & Wachteleiern. Die Biene hat's schon verraten: Gegessen wird beim nächsten Workshop. 🐝 #Imkerei #Haferkekse #EchterHonig #Bienenberger #Workshop

Fly Your Flag #flag #beach #America #bikini #video #clip

Craft your own personal haven with these Custom style Wax Melts, with the option to personalize the color, shape, and scent. Create a relaxing atmosphere to any room with these melts. meltsbysusanstore.etsy.com ebay.com/str/susancan...

Relive all the post-match celebrations. 📺😍 #CFC / #W7F

For anyone who’s ever wanted to live inside one endless summer. 🌸🏖️ On a French resort island in 1985, six teenagers navigate friendship—until tragedy shatters their golden season. The Summer Boy by Philippe Besson is an unforgettable story of youth and heartbreak. 💔 https://bit.ly/3Rs4QcA

I didn't want to be inside my own head today. So I got outside of it the only way I know how — I moved. Chest full of something I haven't figured out yet. Legs that still work. That's enough. Some days that's everything.

Women's motorsport blunder 💥 Pace truck becomes unexpected finish line An unforgettable moment in racing history! When the p… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

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Once again the Crimson Cougar has saved the day! This game and Arkham Asylum are the last times we will ever hear Arleen Sorkin play the iconic character! Her and Kevin Conroy are both gone but they left a legacy!! #DC #DCComics #DCUniverse #DCUniverseOnline #VideoGame

⭕Des images circulant montrent une activité de défense aérienne au-dessus du #Koweït. #Quds-News-Network

Absolute cinema 🙅🏻‍♂️ #arcraiders #arcraidersgameplay

“I’m just hanging out, being a snake, doing snake stuff…” 🐍 #hiking #outdooradventures #summer #myhappyplace #trailbuddies