Dogs with carrots
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Die Top 3 Minister (m/w/d) für eine Kabinettsumbildung: Gold 🥇 geht an #Kulturstaatsminister #WolframWeimer. Mehr Porzellan im Buchladen 📖 kann man nicht zerschlagen 💥 Silber 🥈 hat sich Bundeswirtschaftsministerin Katherina Reiche redlich verdient. Dank ihrer Lobbyarbeit für die fossile ⬇️
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