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Wenn SIE Hammer und Säge in die Hände kriegt, dann zimmert die Agnes schnurstrack mit oder ohne Wolfgang eine neue #FDP zusammen. Mann, Marie, wir sind schon jetzt gespannt! Aber wie das bei gutem Handwerk so ist: Wo gehobelt wird, da fallen Späne. Auch wenn sie Dürr sind. Manche entledigen sich ⬇️

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