Dann fassen wir die Agenda #Klingbeil doch mal aus Frauensicht zusammen: ➡️ Sie sollen mehr arbeiten, um ihren Beitrag für die Volkswirtschaft zu leisten. Kindererziehung und Care Arbeit zählen hier nicht. ➡️ Weil sie häufig weniger verdienen als der Ehemann, sollen sie auf steuerliche Vorteile ⬇️

Wenn SIE Hammer und Säge in die Hände kriegt, dann zimmert die Agnes schnurstrack mit oder ohne Wolfgang eine neue #FDP zusammen. Mann, Marie, wir sind schon jetzt gespannt! Aber wie das bei gutem Handwerk so ist: Wo gehobelt wird, da fallen Späne. Auch wenn sie Dürr sind. Manche entledigen sich ⬇️

USA sitzt im Sandkasten und backt Sandkuchen. Europa: „Ich will auch mitspielen!“ USA: „Okay, du kannst mitmachen. Aber ich bin der Bestimmer!“ Europa: „Hm, und was heißt das?“ USA: „Ich backe den Kuchen und du musst ihn essen.“ #msc #marcorubio #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

#Bundeskanzler #FriedrichMerz verfolgt eine Wirtschaftspolitik wie in den 1980er und 1990er Jahren. #MarkusSöder verfolgt eine Agenda MBGA Make Bayern Great Again by #Mütterrente. Der #CDU #Wirtschaftsrat träumt von der Industrialisierung des 19. und beginnenden 20. Jahrhunderts mit blassen, ⬇️

Früher, in der Kindheit der Halterin, diente ein Satz heiße Ohren seitens der Erziehungsberechtigten (mitunter auch von Nicht-Erziehungsberechtigten) dazu, das Stroh in der Birne durchzurütteln, um damit für Belüftung zu sorgen. Genauso könnte ein Nasenstüber vom Alien den Schwurbelglibber im ⬇️

#SchampusMaxe #Krah hat seine Schulden bei #JanBöhmermann bezahlt. Der Gerichtsvollzieher saß schon so gut wie im Auto, aber immerhin. Die Überweisung kam vom Konto des Sohnes von #MaximilianKrah. Damit die eigene Bankverbindung nicht öffentlich gemacht werden könne, so die Argumentation von Krah ⬇️

Digital vermummte Guerilla-Hasen 🐰 haben #CDU und #CSU faule Eier 🥚 🥚 ins virtuelle Nest gelegt und auf #GoogleMaps diverse Geschäftsstellen in #Eierhaus umbenannt. Konzertierte Aktion von APO-Nagern. #merzleckeier #mle #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Der bayrische #Ministerpräsident #MarkusSöder hat vorgeschlagen, Bundesländer zusammenzulegen. Guter Vorschlag! Am besten den #FreistaatBayern mit dem #FreistaatSachsen verheiraten. Die Anhaltiner und #Thüringen gibt’s als Brautgeschenk obendrauf, genauso wie braune Schwurbelbrains und #AfD Freunde.

Eine Million Euro für sachdienliche Hinweise auf die #Vulkangruppe hat #Innenminister #Dobrindt öffentlichkeitswirksam ausgerufen. Angesichts der Tatsache, dass rechtsextreme Gewalttaten 2025 erneut zugenommen haben und rechtsextreme Straftaten sowieso weitaus häufiger verübt werden als ⬇️

Okay, #JacquesTilly muss dann wohl ein paar Urlaubsorte 🧳 streichen, falls er je vorhatte, die 1. bis 4. Jahreszeit in #Russland, Belarus, Kirgisistan, Kasachstan oder Serbien zu verbringen. Aber Spanien, Italien, Malle, Portugal und Dänemark sollen auch ganz nett sein ⛱️ #karnevalswagen #dailypunch

CNN's Brianna Keilar speaks to foreign policy expert Joel Rubin about the uncertainty of the US war with Iran and if the US is on the brink of a military quagmire.

I secured $14.5 MILLION for local community projects last year, and just submitted this year’s requests for improvements in public infrastructure, climate resilience, public health and more! 📰Read more: kevinmullin.house.gov/2026/05/22/r...

If you are in line to vote by 8PM, stay in line! You will still be able to make your voice heard!

New NYT reporting shows Iran and Oman are in talks to charge ships for passage through the Strait of Hormuz—suggesting U.S.-Iran negotiations are nowhere near conclusion despite what the White House has claimed.

Latest US-Iran Diplomatic Steps, Congo Health Updates, and Historic Legal Charges #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 2 - Health PAM: Over the past few months our newspapers have been filled with horrifying accounts of a new disease that has been spreading at an alarming rate. It's a disease for which at present there is no known cure. And it's... [1/4]

"You have to find the soft spots and you squeeze" - Stephen A. Smith

🔴 Récord mundial: 274 escaladores alcanzan la cima del Everest el mismo día, un registro sin precedentes en la montaña más alta del mundo ▪️Una expedición cuesta entre 50.000 y 200.000 dólares, y los montañeros denuncian que se facilita el ascenso con afán recaudatorio 🎙️ Aurora Moreno

From LaGuardia at 3 p.m. to the barn in time for puck drop. Never a doubt. 🏒 #BGSU #AyZiggy 🟠🟤

🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Ron Wotus, still got it 🫡

With the rain that we got, and more expected, we’re seeing closed/barricaded low water crossings like the one here that is prone to flooding.

Last time I jumped like this on skates I fell backward and bit my tongue. 🥴😬😂 Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL #Habs

🚨The Pentagon is asking for another $1,500,000,000,000 in taxpayer dollars. The Air Force is asking for $338,800,000,000 — a $92,500,000,000 budget increase. These are big numbers, but they will never become abstractions to me. Public trust depends on clean audits.

It’s been 11 years since the release of Crypt of the NecroDancer, and to celebrate, we have a very special guest joining us on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation. Welcome to the Crypt, Shovel Knight! 🤝 @yachtclubgames.bsky.social

Liverpool head into a massive Merseyside derby with more injury issues, but Arne Slot backed his side to shake off the disappointment of PSG and their recent poor away record and get a crucial win on Sunday. Hear more in the press conference review coming later today.

Are Zionists Like Nazis?

“That’s not when we need your courage.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social predict Bill Cassidy will become more anti-Trump now that he’s lost his Senate primary—but say it’s too little, too late.

April 28, 2026 News Update with Cael Maslin - Watch CFTK-TV News weeknights at 5, 6, 6:30 & 11 pm. #TerraceBC, #northwestbc, #news, #Kitimat, #PrinceRupert, #Smithers, #BC, #BritishColumbia, #localnews, #cftktv

Російські удари по Одесі дронами. Також під атаками балістичних ракет опинився Дніпро. У місті чули вибухи.

Catherine Bouvier Ellis, CEO and Co-Founder of Neuroendocrine Cancer UK, local patient Jane Aylott and host Steve Band explore neuroendocrine cancer in this podcast Spotify: bit.ly/432flq3 Apple: bit.ly/4ny1Uqk Amazon: bit.ly/4gOcOFG YouTube: bit.ly/4mLkhqr

Yeah, Elon Musk will need a bottle of Viagra to relaunch, because we all know it’s takes a village of Viagra to build a rocket, launch a war, conceal the Epstein records to protect a pedo. #FuckTrump

Sometimes a smell is too much. Sometimes it's a frightened horse. Sometimes that horse gets hooves involved. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Welcome to the world premiere of 007 First Light. Pre-order now and get a free Deluxe Edition upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #EarnTheNumber #007FirstLight

G'mornin! 🔊🏅✊🏽🥰

Good Morning and Happy FRIYAY 🤩! “Life is good, especially on a Friday”(Unknown) #FridayBlessings #FridayMorningShow #GoodMorningBoatOat #AuthorCommunity #BookArtWeek #cruise #cruisingbaños #cruisingméxico #TravelDiaries #TravelTips #vacay #springbreak Author Page: www.amazon.com/author/paul-...

"With a heartbeat, my heart is in Gaza. The Palestinian people are the most magnificent people I've ever met. If I had even a fraction of the courage they possess, I would die a happy person."

Pew pew #pixelart

**The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content** Mick Foley the Ambassador: Why WWE Trusted Him to Represent the Company Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #MickFoley #WWE #Legend

Noa Essengue gets two minutes in his second career stint. It went about as poorly as possible.

#strike #iran #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-09/us/World/ch/bs/美军袭击霍尔木兹海峡附近民用货船/1271160

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @CRoPlus: 🎭 Improvizace musí vycházet z těla, ne z hlavy, podotýká herečka Klára Melíšková v debatě Plusu a Dejvického divadla na téma manipulace. Diskutovali s psychoterapeutem Jiřím Horáčkem a mediální teoretičkou Lenkou Vochocovou […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

We co-produced a series, The Hands that Feed Us with @eop.aspeninstitute.org, sharing the challenges food workers face and what we can do to ensure everyone is fairly compensated for their hard work. Visit: aspenfood.org/resources/ #EqualPayDay #FairWages

Researchers are using AI to learn about the unexpected side effects of GLP-1 drugs. Watch Thursday on NBC 10 News starting at 4 p.m.

Make it back-to-back home runs! Samuel Basallo goes deep for the Orioles' 3rd home run of the night. O's lead Blue Jays 5-0 in 5th.

Honestly pizza has to be my least favorite type of food to order

Author @rshifman.bsky.social on his anti-fascist, dystopian YA novel We Were the Cuckoo Bees, which was largely inspired by Moms for Liberty/Christian extremist capture of Central Bucks School District's school board & the resistance that won power back in the last 2 elections: tinyurl.com/ynm8mfp9

Nature's Confession: The "Tree of Maternal Love" by the Qiantang River After the Qiantang River recedes, tidal trees "grow" deep into the earth. Look at that tall silhouette—it looks just like parents standing guard beside their child, with the child nestled against them. #Sudden #video #hotspot

The 25 remaining humans on it are aight tho...

The guys are coming home to a brand new look 👀 1st and Now is LIVE! 🎙️ WATCH HERE ➡️ http://bc-lions.visitlink.me/iETufc

This is what it actually looks like trying to change your life.

united states of israel 🎼🎵🎶

Sur les plateaux télé, Ian Brossat est sans arrêt questionné sur la voiture par des journalistes se faisant la voix des classes populaires... pourtant, c'est loin d'être leur première préoccupation, selon lui : mise au point dans l'émission ⤵️ www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

When Greg interviewed #JohnHiggs to discuss his book about the #KLF, the conversation branched into all sorts of fascinating topics, including the roles of Power and Imagination in human history.

Start at the cellular level. 🧬 I swapped my exhausting 10-step skincare routine for Bellawell’s new NMN 500mg to boost my cellular energy from the inside out. Biohack your glow this summer! Available at BellawellHealth.com. ☀️✨ #CellularEnergy #SkincareHacks #Bellawell #NMNSupplement #RadiantSkin

Look, The Sweatshirt Bunny Rabbit! Now With More Interruptions! interruptions For When He Spots You, Makes a Call Out, And Then Launches a Missile At Your General Direction! #game #gamedev #dev #pixel #art #pixelart #oc #originalcharacter #character #originalart #original #man

Ukrajinská gymnastka zavřela oči a nasadila si sluchátka během ruské hymny na mistrovství Evropy Sofija Krainská takto reagovala na přehrání ruské hymny během ceremoniálu předávání medailí v moderní gymnastice v bulharské Varně. SRC: Betyna71 TW

Or Michael?

Latest episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel youtu.be/-YYB4nv12No?... #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

“I’m just hanging out, being a snake, doing snake stuff…” 🐍 #hiking #outdooradventures #summer #myhappyplace #trailbuddies