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Wenn der Friedenspräsident weiter so herumtrumpelt, wird er als derjenige in die Geschichte eingehen, der den dritten Weltkrieg angezettelt hat. Mit dem #Friedensnobelpreis wird das dann aber nix. #trump #irankrieg #strassevonhormus #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

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