Die Niederkunft des Tages: Juchhu, es ist eine #Grundsicherung! Die kleine Kröte, die die Regierung gezeugt, die SPD geschluckt und im Kreißsaal des Bundestages das Licht der Welt erblickt hat, löste vor allem bei der Opposition heftige Wehen aus. Das Erstgeborene, #Bürgergeld mit Namen, landet im ⬇️

POV: Dein Kind öffnet morgens seinen #Instagram oder #TikTok Account und der Algorithmus schmeißt ihm DAS ⬇️ entgegen. Leute, schützt eure Kinder! #SocialMediaVerbot jetzt: für #MarkusSöder! #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Die Diagnose #MorbusTrump sollte in die Liste der psychischen und Verhaltensstörungen nach ICD-10 aufgenommen werden. Beschreibung: ausgeprägte narzisstische Persönlichkeitsstörung, unkontrollierte Wutanfälle, Größenwahn und gottgleiche Allmachtsphantasien mit unverhohlener Neigung zur Blasphemie, ⬇️

Die Leidtragenden derartiger Sparvorschläge sind u. a. Kinder, Jugendliche und junge Erwachsene aus prekären oder weniger solide situierten Verhältnissen. Aber da ist kein Protest zu erwarten. Wenn’s ans Dienstwagenprivileg ginge, wäre das anders. #spahn #münchnermerkur #interview #dailypunch

Der Canis lupus familiaris. Unterschätzte Spezies. #trump #canislupusfamiliaris #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Sollte es wirklich wahr werden, dass #Beamte in die #Rentenversicherung einzahlen müssen – wetten, die Rentenanstalt wird mit dem Geldsegen überfordert sein wie #ErwinLindemann mit seinem Lottogewinn! #loriot #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Digital vermummte Guerilla-Hasen 🐰 haben #CDU und #CSU faule Eier 🥚 🥚 ins virtuelle Nest gelegt und auf #GoogleMaps diverse Geschäftsstellen in #Eierhaus umbenannt. Konzertierte Aktion von APO-Nagern. #merzleckeier #mle #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Dann fassen wir die Agenda #Klingbeil doch mal aus Frauensicht zusammen: ➡️ Sie sollen mehr arbeiten, um ihren Beitrag für die Volkswirtschaft zu leisten. Kindererziehung und Care Arbeit zählen hier nicht. ➡️ Weil sie häufig weniger verdienen als der Ehemann, sollen sie auf steuerliche Vorteile ⬇️

Wenn SIE Hammer und Säge in die Hände kriegt, dann zimmert die Agnes schnurstrack mit oder ohne Wolfgang eine neue #FDP zusammen. Mann, Marie, wir sind schon jetzt gespannt! Aber wie das bei gutem Handwerk so ist: Wo gehobelt wird, da fallen Späne. Auch wenn sie Dürr sind. Manche entledigen sich ⬇️

Die Top 3 Minister (m/w/d) für eine Kabinettsumbildung: Gold 🥇 geht an #Kulturstaatsminister #WolframWeimer. Mehr Porzellan im Buchladen 📖 kann man nicht zerschlagen 💥 Silber 🥈 hat sich Bundeswirtschaftsministerin Katherina Reiche redlich verdient. Dank ihrer Lobbyarbeit für die fossile ⬇️

How to fake an attack in four easy steps: 1. push 2. sprint to the police 3. crybaby 4. don’t forget the victim card. Nice France, Place Massena. Source: Rima Hassan on X

Most guys drift because they never define the man they’re trying to become. 🎧 TUNE IN to Power Athlete Radio Ep 857: The Truth About Becoming a Man Today w/ Matt Vincent: Part 2 🔗 bit.ly/PARep857 #PowerAthleteRadio #Masculinity #MentalHealth #ModernMan

We’re at Third Eye comics rippin Daredevil blind bags. @stephsmash.bsky.social @leegarbett.bsky.social @ryanstegman.bsky.social @meeplemultiverse.bsky.social @vigilantevibes.bsky.social @hopsgeeknews.bsky.social

Kareem Rahma's advice to brands looking to do something fun, new, and fresh on social: Do it or don't. Have you convinced the c-suite to go all in on a series and seen the results pay off?

Record Market Shifts in India and Asia Amid Middle East Developments #finance #economy #business #markets

Ranger Rumble is just too funny, more Me and Hubby chaos going on 😂 (Ratchet & Clank Ranger Rumble on mobile) #gameplay #RatchetandClank

.@cheetah.bsky.social: Don't look, and definitely don't jinx it but Congress just might be showing signs of growing a spine. Republicans decided to call it quits after a series of bills and amendments, including one to fund the ballroom and another that would give money to January 6th-ers.

Disgusting‼️ Revoke her teaching license immediately‼️

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So close, Mo! #LFC #Salah

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🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Ron Wotus, still got it 🫡

If you can't make tonight, I'm also on tomorrow at Soultrap Bar in Surry Hills.

#WWERAW 4/6/26 - #CMPunk opens the pipes up about #RomanReigns | #wwe #mondaynightraw

New podcast episode: Raindrop Workshop Gives AI Agents a Local Debugger Raindrop's MIT-licensed Workshop streams every token and tool call from your AI agent to a local browser dashboard, then lets Claude Code write and fix evaluations automatically. Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

Kyle Daigle (@kdaigle) says it's important to invest in your development team, and this starts with letting them work from wherever they are. Is your company remote-first? 🤔 Watch this session in full, recorded live at the Merge, at www.wearedevelopers.com/en/videos/91...

Natisha Hiedeman with the mental health PSA: “You don’t have to be down bad to talk to a therapist.” “I have people too, but a therapist is different.” Plus, the pink hair is back!

"I'm only half-crazy.. 😜 the other part is just fine"

There’s nothing like a low rider, Arizona! 🚗💨🎶 Had such a blast at the Whoopee Days Parade this weekend in Tolleson. Thanks for coming out and joining us!

“That’s not when we need your courage.” @profgalloway.com and @karaswisher.bsky.social predict Bill Cassidy will become more anti-Trump now that he’s lost his Senate primary—but say it’s too little, too late.

The US government had Fred Hampton killed, but it wasn't because he was a Black Panther leader - it was actually his plan to bring together marginalized communities that scared them too much. Source #Assassination #Government #Conspiracy #Panthers #Revolution

Experience is a factor in the race for LA mayor. "Inside the Issues" host Amrit Singh spoke with candidate Adam Miller about his background and approach.

QP🙂Hope you sinners are having a wonderful Sunday #aiartcommunity #happynunday

Gold Zone making its return to LA28:

Sunday: The drawing that changed everything. This one got me my first gallery show. 🔴 afrophilia-x.shop

Awesome party match and a FANTASTIC finishing sequence. Great to see a win for Private Party! #aew #aewcollision #aewdynamite

Easy to see this was a goal kick….

My Manager!!! ❤️🤍

Hi-C Full-Throttle Taste Commercial Recorded May 23, 1999 on KMSP/UPN 9 in Minneapolis, MN #commercial #beverage #vitaminC

Are you solving today’s problems with yesterday’s thinking? We keep expecting leaders to navigate complexity that simply didn’t exist when they learned how to lead.

Come join me on Substack: 🖤 Sassy Politics 🖤 Linked We Stand Because the conversations don’t stop when the podcast ends. 🎧 New episodes every Tuesday at midnight wherever podcasts are streamed. ▶️ Watch on YouTube at 9 AM Central Standard Time.

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"They're a top team. They've just won probably the strongest league in the world." Sir David Beckham salutes Arsenal's mentality for getting the job done and winning the Premier League 🏆 Stream the Beckham & Friends Live altcast exclusively on @paramountplus 📺

The most interesting observation in today’s reptile survey. 7 year old assistant made us watch for 45 minutes.

Barricades are being set up by Antifa militants in Newark as confrontations with police are being escalated by demonstrators.

Carbon capture is essential if we’re to survive. The fact of the matter is that CO2 levels need to be reduced to ~350ppm. The only way we can achieve that is to reduce emissions massively & increase natural carbon sinks to a point where we are decreasing atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations.

A Russian Shahed drone crossed the border into Romanian space and struck a high-rise building in Galati. The explosion triggered a fire. Reports of multiple wounded.

Three Russian BMPs being hidden prior to assault got found out by a Ukrainian drone team.☄️💥 🇺🇦118th Territorial Defense Brigade.

Anyone else made the $3 MAGA meal?

San Francisco protesters gather at Civic Center Plaza during the No Kings protest, part of the nationwide protests against President Trump along with the administration’s domestic and foreign actions. Live updates → www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti... 📽️: @stephenlamphoto.bsky.social/S.F. Chronicle

A warning about impregnating a demon from a different dimension is said to be contained within the Talmud — and total shock was expressed by Rogan upon hearing it. 😂

Which Cardi B feature? Tomorrow 2 OR Put It On Da Floor Again

🔥 SBS hit the occupiers' logistical bases deep in the Donetsk region Tthe warehouses in the areas of Bugas, Novoselivka, Dokuchayevsk and Signalne were destroyed.

This is my impression of a straight man FaceTiming a beautiful woman

Once again the Crimson Cougar has saved the day! This game and Arkham Asylum are the last times we will ever hear Arleen Sorkin play the iconic character! Her and Kevin Conroy are both gone but they left a legacy!! #DC #DCComics #DCUniverse #DCUniverseOnline #VideoGame

💙🏀 #Knicks

Israel continues to attack Lebanon despite Trump claiming Monday that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to stop fighting. “What happened yesterday was in no means a ceasefire,” says Beirut-based journalist @chehayebk.bsky.social.