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“What’s it like being a lawyer in South Florida? What are the clients like?”

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Cinco De Mayo falling on Taco Tuesday means it’s going UP! Drinking sangria with a double shot of PAUL MASSON cuz listen

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How Can I Turn Vocabulary into Real Speaking?🗣️✨ Many English learners know a lot of words but struggle to use them in real conversations. 🎓 Start learning here: 👉 englishmasteryhub.com/courses/ #LearnEnglish #EnglishSpeaking #Vocabulary #Fluency #SpeakEnglish

⭕Bâillonnés et menottés… Deux enfants #Palestiniens ont été arrêtés par les forces #Israéliennes lors d'une descente dans le village #d'Al-Mughayyir, au Nord-Est de #Ramallah. #Eye-On-Palestine

This week on The Black Studies Podcast! Monday, 2/16 Kimberly Thomas McNair Stanford University Wednesday, 2/18 Robert Bland University of Tennessee, Knoxville Friday, 2/20 Angela Simms Barnard College/Columbia University

“God-Like Powers”: Elon Musk And The Rise Of Brain Chips Designed To Merge Humans With Machines? www.mystery-network.com/2026/05/god-...

Boomer road rage and instant karma

Our second release of the month! This Friday, we’ll have a new batch of original pages from the incredible @the_scaredy_cat #panelpunk #comic Get yours starting May 8th at 10:00 AM CT (Central Time). Plus, stay up to date with all our new releases by subscribing to our mailing list.

Fowl play? How is the UK's appetite for chicken impacting health, sustainability and animal welfare? We explore the subject with Food Ambassador Mirzan, experts from @ciwf.org.uk and @eatingbetter.bsky.social in a podcast chaired by Rebecca Tobi. 🎧 Listen in full: open.spotify.com/episode/3hIX...

Preparedness for any major health threat weakens quietly and, tragically, fails visibly. In relative terms, small investments in preparedness help us avoid far greater economic and human costs down the road. Devastating policy failure across the board by @whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Cubs taking batting practice as they get ready to play Pittsburgh. It’s 48 degrees at Wrigley Field. Wind blowing in from right. Score broadcast time is 12:45 pm CT. Spend your Saturday with us.

VA medical negligence claims are some of the hardest to win. Here’s what you need to prove if your disability was caused by VA treatment.

Majority of UCP voters support independence: poll Not think about it. Not flirt with it. They would vote to leave. That is not fringe. That is the base. Take a look: https://rebelne.ws/3OW4TwL

Nashville/Two Rivers Area- A crash being cleared on Briley Pkwy northbound near McGavock Pike 8:36am CT. Get Instant Tennessee Traffic Information Right Now With Commander Chuck's “LIVE” Traffic Video. Saving you Time and Gas Money. commanderchuck.net

Apni Taqdeer Talash Karo, Jawani Zaaya Mat Karo! | Younus AlGohar | ALRA TV youtu.be/TeN3CD-kBD0?... Visit our social media platforms @alratv linktr.ee/alratv #IsMehdihere? #missionofmehdi #endisnear #armageddon #iran #iranwar

Former pro softball player turned analyst Haylie McCleney Hanson shares some predictions ahead of this weekend’s Regionals and the upcoming Women’s College World Series. Full ep: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g... Watch the full interview on the iHeart Women’s Sports YouTube channel later today.

WELL, IT'S "CORRUPTION" WEDNESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #GeneralStrike #SecretaryOfWarCrimes

A senior DOJ official signed the motion to drop the Trump law firm appeals. Then the same official reversed course and kept the appeals alive. Same signature. Opposite decisions. That is not normal DOJ practice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPad7aEHpQ

Starmer lying again?

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Most of humanity is being emotionally managed by hormones and calling it romance. 🧬Somewhere a walking red flag is typing the 2:07 AM “u up?” text to someone who will call it destiny. 🚩 Read the blog that says the quiet part out loud. Tap link in bio to shop & read. #singlelife #streetwear

A&W Restaurants is bringing the heat AND the chill 👀🔥❄️ 🥤 NEW Frozen Lemonade – perfect for summer vibes 🍔 Jalapeño Queso Bacon Burger – loaded with spicy, cheesy goodness Would you try these or are you skipping? 👇 #AW #FastFoodNews #NewMenuItems #FoodieFinds #BurgerLovers #SpicyFood

Americans deserve confidence in their democracy— Today I co-chaired the first Anti-Corruption & Democracy Reform Task Force meeting with Rep. Morelle, @repnikema.bsky.social, & @ramirez.house.gov & heard from experts like @americalabs.org on how to weed out corruption across the government.

Better not try to follow #Lavrov aka #ruZZian "logic", it will give you a bad headage. 😖

Proverbs tells us to “speak up for those who can not speak for themselves.” Washington has forgotten those values. Today's leaders care more about scoring political points than caring for our neighbors. I’m running for the US Senate to restore a functional government and to bring people together.

Hart28.com A NYC pop-up just opened displaying all 3.5 million pages of the Epstein files (1/20/29-As leading DNC candidate for ‘28, I pledge Nuremberg type trials)🇺🇸

Firefighters battled a six-alarm warehouse fire that sparked overnight in Ontario. There are no reports of injuries or missing persons. The incident was reported as a suspicious, potential arson fire. One person was taken into custody. Read more: http://specne.ws/up9VwV

We condemn AIPAC & every single politician that takes their money. If you're a candidate taking AIPAC money, you won't have our support. DNC, take note (&, while you’re paying attention, commit to supporting candidates Ending Citizens United)

👀 Paulina Mangubat of The Democrats: “I want Katie Miller to know her husband is an ugly fuck. I stand by calling him an ugly fuck.” (From @acyn.bsky.social )

Protests at Delaney Detention Center, this was posted an hour ago. #dismantleice

What changes when we see ideological extremism as a choice rather than a loss of agency? Extremism is an active choice, it is not simple brainwashing. Agency still exists. #Ideology, #Responsibility, #Psychology

Snack Smasher is a demo idler clicker where you smash fruits and snacks to earn upgrades, unlock power-ups, and steadily build a stronger smasher for faster runs. Play the demo: playtester.io/snack-smasher #IndieGaming #GameDev #Gaming #IndieDev #IndieGame

Doctor here. I am also a graduate of Harvard School of Public Health. I applaud this message from one of this country’s newest and wisest doctors, Dr. Leen Ezzeddine. Mashallah 👑 #FreePalestine

🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑 #NJ Thank you 🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑🪧🚫👑 #BridgewaterDemocraticCommitee 🪧🚫👑 #NK3 🪧🚫👑🚫👑 #NoKings3🚫👑

President Trump’s actions in his meeting with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy were downright disgraceful. This is no way to treat our allies.

Big Oil is facing dozens of lawsuits over its decades-long climate deception. Rather than face a jury, Big Oil is now lobbying Congress for a legal shield. “We should not be putting the interests of a corporate entity over the interests of our citizens," says Essex County Commissioner Brendan Gill.

THE RAILWAY OF DEATH (1912) was shot in Camargue and reflects the European frenzy for westerns. The film, directed by Jean Durand, is best described as Coyote vs Roadrunner with real guns. 10/10 highly recommended, it's absolutely bonkers.

#shooting #whitehouse #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/vhlq62oi

Trump cleanse.

There are three ways architects charge, and I only use two. #architecture #newhomes #design #architecturaldesigner

OKAY, WITH THERE SAID... I'VE BEEN ANGRY EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY SINCE NOVEMBER 5TH HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH FOR ME IN THIS CLASS ACTION SUIT😳🤣

'Every meeting I have [with Labour MPs] is "who can we tax in order to pay benefits to others".' This damning comment, from the now-Work and Pensions Secretary, is buried within the Mandelson files released today. Next time Labour says it will "tread more lightly on your lives", remember this...

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Steyer the liar is at it again: putting words in Becerra’s mouth that Becerra never said. Can’t wait till the results come in tomorrow and I honestly hope Hilton beats out Tax Haven Tom. California Governor Election Winner Becerra 74.6% Steyer 14.8% Hilton 7.3% Bianco <1%

End of an Era. I remember when they opened it. 🦞

At 41, can LeBron still be superhuman? Lakers vs Rockets means LA needs more than the King. Will the inconsistent supporting cast step up or fold this year? Sound off & watch the full debate. #LeBronJames #Lakers #Rockets #NBADebate

Wild Childz Ping doll won't be available internationally...

The draining of peatlands impacts people, the environment & our 🌍. By restoring peatlands we can: ✔️reduce fires & floods ✔️fight soil erosion & coastal area loss ✔️improve water quality ✔️sustain livelihoods ✔️reduce #GHG emissions https://fao.org/redd/areas-of-work/peatlands/en/ #WorldPeatlandsDay

1953: It's so easy: "The Moon or Bust. Hop On." NASA's version: 54 years. $55 billion. The largest rocket ever built. Artemis II is go. www.nasa.gov/mission/arte... #ArtemisII, #NASA, #ReturnToTheMoon, #PulpSciFi, #NerdChicBoutique #SciFiStyle #RetroArt

One last look at the Finches today, eating grapes. 🍇 #birds

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