I can say that. I’m a professional.😂

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You know who else forgot to pack for a long trip?

He’s planning his last stand in the Führerbunker but I’ve seen how this movie ends.

“It’s just a little excursion!”

Trump has gone completely Looney Tunes.

First day of retirement and Colbert is all potted up on weed.😂 Fun fact: one of my oldest friends grew up with Colbert in Charleston, SC. Let’s just say they spent much of their teenage years in a cloud of smoke.

When Fidel Catstro and Frida Katlo were smol enough to fight in the thunderdome.

Listen to what Marco said about Trump before he won the nomination.

But I was assured this was just a little excursion.

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As I’ve said all along, Trump and Netanyahu should have never started this war in Iran, and they must end it now. New Yorkers need Medicare for All, universal childcare, and affordable housing — not costly wars. Not one more cent for this illegal and immoral war.

I can guarantee you there's absolutely nothing Trump could do to make these people feel otherwise.

The West Wing S05E20 - No Exit Clip number 0098 #TheWestWing

Diagonal panning video from a very detailed shaded map of Yokohama, Japan. The full map is 24780 x 24532 pixels with 0.5 m resolution and is available at https://shadedmaps.github.io Data source: https://www.geospatial.jp [Kanagawa Prefecture General Affairs...

Ekitike and Wirtz are firing, but is Salah doing enough for Liverpool? 🔴 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/yr9a798n ✳️: tinyurl.com/5y4adr5x 📺: tinyurl.com/37cbx54h

Trump took the MAGA 2012 autopsy the one about more inclusion and such, and flushed it. The anti-democracy *had* been on a roll, but now the egos are getting involved with their own careerism extremist ways. The crowded fields in California and now this autopsy ended that.

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Are you implying that the loser with daddy issues is aiding a war criminal? I don't believe it. Elon Musk would never do something like that. 🙄

❗️🇺🇦🇷🇺 Ukraine has been attacking Moscow with drones almost all day. Despite the fact that putin has pulled almost all the air defense forces into Moscow and nearby cities, drones are still killing people and hitting homes. putin, do you think you've won? #RussiaUkraineWar

#RussiaIsATerroristState #RussianEcoTerrorist #OrcVermin

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Am 24.04 kommt unsere neue Single! Blasz vor Neid? Dann sofort pre-saven!

The ‘tinternet keeps on giving.. On russian Telegram tonight.. BDSM training for business has been launched in Russia. Experts promise to teach entrepreneurs how to enjoy the 'strangulation' of their enterprises, work with a high VAT rate, and stretch their business with the tax authorities.

Turnbound blends roguelike deckbuilding, auto-battler strategy, and inventory puzzle builds inside a haunted board game... Demo now available on Steam — Early access also available 🃏👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Have you heard of the Trotties? 🌍 The video game featuring the world's most well-traveled dolls is now on sale for Nintendo Switch! It's the perfect gift for the little ones. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro... #cozygames #nintendoSwitch

i'm working on getting the new renderer to match the tuning set for the old renderer now. this handles color differently, at present- it's all precomputed + bitwise math. i'm going to explore haze (or hazeless looks) with this, but if i'm not content i'll go back to more on-the-fly color.

Eu no meu quarto vendo a versão de mulheres e gays da convocação e meu tio do outro lado vendo a versão hetero com o mestre Everaldo marques proferindo os piores absurdos É o retrato da sociedade brasileira

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales – Launch Date Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2 A brand-new action RPG from the creators of OCTOPATH TRAVELER and BRAVELY DEFAULT #TheAdventuresofElliot #NintendoSwitch2 #NintendoDirect

My new roman empire 🫠 #kimnamjoon

Magnificent. Majestic. Refined. Palatial. Submitted for its visualization & entertainment value as always. ✨💕🌎 | JamesEdition “Sensation precedes manifestation and is the foundation upon which all manifestation rests.” ― Neville Goddard, Feeling Is the Secret

Oh... so you CAN fly to Cancun from OKC.

From Commander Zhu Yangzhu, pilot Zhang Zhiyuan, to payload specialist Li Jiaying from Hong Kong SAR – hear the voices of the #Shenzhou23 crew. They remind us that exploring the cosmos isn't about leaving Earth behind, but coming back to build a better home for all.

"Locked In (feat.@trippieredd)" by @davidguetta x @MORTENofficial is an Official Theme Song of #WWEClash in Italy!

History as Teacher..

Sony just announced PS Plus price hikes… AND reports say first-party PlayStation singleplayer games may stop coming to PC. Gamers are furious. #playstation #ps5 #pcgaming #gamingnews

I wasn't ready today Tightrope, a daily trivia game | Britannica May. 28, 2026 T I G H T R O P E ✅ 💔 💔 💔 ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ ⎵ 🤕 My Score: 170

Back to back HRs from the Bruinsand Roman Martin ties in the bottom of the 9th with this one

El lado argentino de las Cataratas del Iguazú ofrece una experiencia mucho más inmersiva y cercana al agua. Mientras el lado brasileño destaca por las vistas panorámicas, el argentino te mete literalmente dentro del sistema de cataratas y pasan por encima del río Iguazú antes de llegar a las caídas.

🎶🏉 Gwlad beirdd...a chantorion? Mewn teyrnged i gyn-chwaraewr Cymru, Merve 'the Swerve' Davies, mae 70 o aelodau Clwb Rygbi Rhydaman wedi gwisgo i fyny fel yr wythwr chwedlonol wrth ganu'r anthem genedlaethol ar eu taith yn Ne Affrica

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Dallas, 22 Nov 1963. The main event with #JFK is supposed to be on Main Street. Everyone thinks this is the place to be. Well, nearly everyone... Listen here🎧🎧 coldwarconversations.com/episode454/ #assassination #dallas #dealeyplaza @bitebackpublishing.bsky.social @4hundredblows.bsky.social

brain rot, served fresh. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

I haven't gotten the time to work on anything new for this #IndieAnimationDay , but here's all the old animations I made for Sky Cloud, Mr. Baker and Constellation🌟

⭕ #Aurore_Bergé critique l’entrisme et l’islam politique lors d’une conférence organisée dans le cadre du judaïsme + politique (conférence politique organisée par l’instance officielle chargée du judaïsme de #France qu’est le Consistoire israélite, et présentée par son président #Élie_Korchia).

"The government's being run by Stephen Miller, who is a white supremacist. Close to the election he'd ask me for retweets almost every day.. He sent me a text 'We need to get the white men out to vote. This will be white boy November revenge of the Kens.' I […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

Um 8 muss ich bei der Arbeit sein😭😭

🚨BREAKING: Cops threaten ICE protesters outside of Delaney Hall on Day 13 of prisoner hunger strike. Cop: Keep your hand out of my face! Protester: That's his 1st amendment right! Cop: That's my f*cking right too! WE'RE LIVE ⬇️

Nice move by Nell Angloma, love to see the rookie go to work! #WNBA