Me: I want a new car but I don't want to pay for a new car. This is why grand theft auto is so appealing. Her: You mean the video games? Me:

"Yeah, you do recognize me, actually. I'm the guy who ran out on the court during the finals game... yes, you can take a picture of me, of course."

Me keeping the ball away from Klay Thompson, especially if he's on my team, because any man stupid enough to fumble Meg can't be trusted with a basketball either, dumbass.

How hard NY about to boo that man and run him out of there:

You see the vision

The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:

I guess the Sixers didn't want any... Morey.

The news reporting about a shooting at a restaurant you didn't know was there but want to try... but there was a shooting... but maybe they deliver??

Having to talk a parent down from the anxiety they gave you

Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:

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Two fighter jets collide and crash during an air show in Idaho. All four pilots ejected successfully #AureFreePress #News #press #airshow #BreakingNews More News at @Free_Press

Global Markets React to US Policy Developments and Billions in Tariff Refunds #finance #economy #business #markets

New York's Budget Triumph and Progress in Michigan's Senate Race Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33326531

What the fuck?

I call on all candidates, and all Californians, to support SB 995 also known as Masuma Khan Justice Act! #iceout @nocampsca.bsky.social

The finance degree hint reveals the family’s background. #RecruitingTips #InternationalFinance This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app : buff.ly/f10lfjC

These dogs were so happy to greet the Hachiko team bringing food+medicine. We met Diana who cares for them—she rescued 8 dogs and 2 cats, having found them in the forest and in an abandoned quarry. Diana also feeds 10 homeless dogs every day. Another everyday hero in Ukraine!

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Last week, I stopped in to Bonners Books to buy something that's been on my reading list for a while. I was lucky enough to catch the owner that day, who told me about how he had left Bonners Ferry for 40 years and eventually came back to run this community staple. #Idaho

Thanks, LG! Iced tea just hits the spot sometimes! 😄 Hope you enjoy your Thursday, my friend! 😘🌷🤗🔆🩵🦋🐈‍⬛

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‘More Homes Scotland’ could shape the future of social housebuilding in Scotland. But clarity matters. ❤️ We’re grateful to @elenawhitham.bsky.social MSP who has kept housing & homelessness on the agenda up to the very last day, by asking key questions in Parliament about the agencies core mission.

There are lots of videos like this now circulating on Social Media & people saying how wonderful & amazing what they are doing is. Personally, I am horrified by everything I see. The 1st video must be very old, because methods & mechanisms have moved on dramatically from

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Unforgivable | @charlesmblow.bsky.social

"Continuez à nous faire rêver" : le message d'Emmanuel Grégoire au PSG avant la finale de la Ligue des champions ➡️ https://l.ici.fr/sdVl

Are you a Network Engineer? do you think AI can take your job?

The caucasity of some of these financial gurus whose solutions to getting rich is exploiting financial institutions and ruining it for everyone else in the process. Over leveraging, buying what they don’t need so others cant access it #finance #guru #richdadpoordad #wolfofwallstreet #getrichquick

And since I'm already on the episode... Might as well pull out the other news story of the day.

Foul called on Isaiah Hartenstein Mark Daigneault challenges and the call is overturned to an offensive foul on Victor Wembanyama

🇱🇧🇮🇱 Lebanon's sovereignty and territorial integrity are being violated by Israel, according to a statement made by Lebanon's Prime Minister. Source: @MarioNawfal on X Original Post: https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2060819787802980398

30,000-year-old cave art hidden beneath the sea 🌊 Researchers are still uncovering how Cosquer Cave survived underwater and what it reveals about our prehistoric past. Watch The Mystery of Cosquer Cave on Curiosity Stream . . . #CosquerCave #Archaeology #AncientHistory #Prehistory

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Emergency! S04E12 - Details Clip number 0140 #KMG-365 #emergency

Julie Schumer's DIY paint drip technique — an easy scraping method that creates stunning results. Full interview @aaronjackarts #JulieSchumer #SantaFe #Shorts

SEAL of APPROVAL

Sixty Seconds Of Stephen On this date 4/23/1993 The Dark Half was released #StephenKing #TheDarkHalf

Pfc. Andrew Stevens. Never forget.

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Saiu o gameplay com Titan no jogo Invincible VS e sinceramente… Eu achei MUITO BOM! Da pra notar que pegaram referências de games como Street Fighter e Marvel vs Capcom, mas eu acho que o projeto tem coração, to animado pra jogar com amigos

Another more obscure favorite that I have watched over and over...Murder By Death

Lovin’ Jennifer Welch’s work. More people need to wake up, DJT and his regime are career criminals/liars, they run a coordinated propaganda network, they’re all in it. We need to keep fighting back until the tyrant’s out of power. #protest #fightback #removetrump #arrestrump #arresttrumpregime

If you are a Democrat between the ages of 18 and 35, join Gideon and our campaign interns! DC Young Democrats is hosting a happy hour tomorrow, May 26 at 5pm at King Street Oyster Bar (22 M St NE) so we can all vote to endorse Kinney for DC Delegate!

6ix9ine shocks fans by joking he'd "abort" a baby girl at his baby shower. The rapper faces backlash over the dark, controversial declaration about his unborn child. #6ix9ine #Controversy #BabyShowerShock #RapperBacklash #BanglaEntertainment www.hypefresh.com/6ix9ine-abor...

Stop it 😂😂😂

🏄‍♂️ ¡Vuelve el #Waxdayz Surf Culture Festibala a la Zurriola este 12 y 13 de junio! Conciertos, skate, gastronomía y el Basque Country Open of Surfing de forma sostenible. El diputado de Sostenibilidad, José Ignacio Asensio, estuvo presente apoyando esta cita. @asensioji.bsky.social

Going into the abyss of darkness... #cruise #blacksky

Pendant que CNEWS s'inquiète d'un "lynchage" de Thierry Meignen, hué à sa défaite, Demba Traoré, nouveau maire du Blanc-Mesnil, loue "des républicains de tout âge, fiers d’avoir démontré à la France entière que leur ville n'est pas raciste" ⬇️ www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

Because Congress failed to extend key health care tax credits, 225,000 Coloradans will see premiums double next year — and 75,000 may lose coverage entirely. No one should have to choose between health care and groceries. #copolitics #coloradopolitics #healthcare

Sen Schiff calls the court ruling blocking Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund a start — but only a start. Next week he’s introducing legislation to shut it down permanently and make sure convicted cop assaulters never see a dollar of your tax money.

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"How sick in the head you have to be to do this? Unless you are Israh31 !" #PalestinaLibre #FreePalestine #BoicotIsrael #ApartheidIsrael #IsraelGenocida #PalestineAction #icc #Genocide #BDS #BoycottIsrael

Trump once again compares his war in Iran to Vietnam

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