Weapons formed against him prospering:

Flo Rida after about 11 minutes into his three hour set:

Vanilla Ice when the Great American State Fair reps call to tell him he's been bumped from the show:

The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:

Taking him to talk to his lawyers:

I'm going to tag in next time he challenges a child to a fight 😂😂

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

One of those football players could save the world with a tackle right now

Pickleball injury szn. Orthopedic doctors about to get that mon-knee.

His hand is the color of drying concrete. I know the doctors at Walter Reed really don't want that name drop.

⭕Les membres de la #Flottille kidnappée par #Israël en eaux internationales subissent DES HUMILIATIONS de la part #d’Itamar_Ben-Gvir et des forces de police #Israéliennes.

The New Arab sat down with Iranian Canadian singer Navan to talk about his latest album 'Kisses on the Moon', specifically going into detail about his track 'Iran', which was inspired by Tehran and written in the wake of anti-government protests:

📣 New Episode Drop! Is India the lynchpin of Indo-Pacific stability—or a wildcard in America’s grand strategy? 🇺🇸🇮🇳 John Bruni talks with @sbabones on U.S.–India ties, Modi, China, Russia & shadow diplomacy. 🎧 LISTEN 👉 youtu.be/ZwKHyAXOuao?... #Geopolitics #TheFocusPodcast #IndiaUSRelations

Kanban: Mudança Evolucionária de Sucesso para seu Negócio de Tecnologia (Portuguese Edition) 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0984521461/?tag=sersart2024-20

55 Grams Protein Limit: Myth or Fact? Uncover the science of protein oxidation! Learn how much protein your body uses for muscle growth vs. oxidation, even after intense workouts. This discussion explores the limits of muscle protein synthesis and the fate of excess protein.

My thumb SLIPPED what do you want from me.

Hi guys! (Yes I am. lolllllllll)

This is the world’s first steel made without burning fossil fuels. Steel is a massive emitter so this is hugely important! We have so many solutions to solve the #climatecrisis. Implement them. #ActOnClimate #ClimateAction #reneables #renewableenergy

Good morning from an atmospheric #Derry quayside

Donald Trump said Iran is seeking a deal, with nuclear limits as the main condition. He warned that if no agreement is reached, fighting would resume. #reels #iran #news #DonaldTrump #trending

You’re being led by people who don't even know who you are anymore.  I don’t mean that disrespectfully. I mean you grew. Your mindset shifted. But you’re still making decisions based on a version of you that doesn't exist.

The InterLink Taj Mahal Testnet isn’t about speed it’s about true finality, clear execution, and real-world usability. #InterLink #ITL #ITLG #blockchain

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Alice’s Ocean 🌊 A reflection on how we face our own shame. The second track from my upcoming EP Alice, exploring struggles and second chances. 🔗 Available now on all streaming platforms. The full EP Alice arrives this spring. open.spotify.com/album/5iJZW5... #AlicesOcean #NewMusic #AveryLake

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Dr. Christy Perez reveals the "abolitionist" path on Casual Politics. 🏛️🔥 She explains how our divisions over race and gender are constructed to prevent "collective mass power." While we squabble, we lose our rights. It’s time to tear it down and start over. 🛡️📉 #CasualPolitics

Turnbound blends roguelike deckbuilding, auto-battler strategy, and inventory puzzle builds inside a haunted board game... Demo now available on Steam — Early access also available 🃏👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Hassett: "As soon as the straits are open, then energy prices are gonna plummet like nothing you've ever seen before"

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⭕Les forces d'occupation #Israéliennes attaquent les #Palestiniens et les empêchent de visiter les tombes de leurs proches dans le camp de réfugiés de #Jénine. #Eye-On-Palestine

tim, thomas pynchon would like to have a word...

Here, have a calming video from yesterday in CBR & no people around, just birds ... I think the cars are possibly from people who "park & ride" as well as those that work in nearby consulates & embassies.🤷‍♂️ It's where I go when stuck there for the day ... 😌

There are new guidelines for colorectal cancer screening. Mindy Basara explains the big takeaway in the findings surrounding a blood test in today's Medical Minute. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/blood-test-recommended-colorectal-cancer-screening/71419484 

New York City FC opened the scoring at Citi Field last night. Later, St. Louis City SC would earn a point on a stoppage time goal. But this was fantastic after a Keaton Parks tackle sprung this counter as described by me & Matty Lawrence on the NYCFC Radio Network 👇 "It's a glorious finish."

President Donald Trump says his mother "had a crush" on King Charles III during a visit from the royals.

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From #Agriculture to #Zoology, we’re featuring research from BioOne Complete partners. We’re at letter T! So far we’ve explored prairie dog, quahog, rhinoceros beetle, sunflowers, and Tyrannosaurus rex. Which species should we feature next? Share your ideas! #BioOneCompleteAtoZ #scisky #wildlife

My new roman empire 🫠 #kimnamjoon

Good morning, Jaye Sometimes I get so caught up in little things, I forget to steady myself. Thank you 💗

The developers of Souls-Like Western horror Tombwater will be in the chat with us as part of #SteamNextFest Live over on the FGS channels 🤠 Watch the stream here: youtube.com/live/xtK4815...

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“They sometimes aren’t supported by their families. They almost always aren’t supported any longer by their friends.” Caroline Kingdon, on the profound isolation experienced by people with severe #MECFS.

It’s wild out here #remix #CHH #rap #christianrap #wild #bars #fyp #christianity #gospel #faith #truth #reels #explore #musicsky

10years ago this embankment of snowdrops was a gift of 5/8 bulbs. I regularly divide&planted as singles until they’d bulk up&divide again. I also collected their seeds&sowed them to grow on. It took about 3/4 years for them to flower from seed. Sorry I do not know the variety.

Caffeine can be dangerous if you have anxiety #caffeine #anxiety #andrewhuberman #neuroscience #panicattacks

Help us pick our December Retro Nights! #seattle #ballard #movietheater #film #movies #retronight #majesticbaytheatres

Forward!

🌲 What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne. Woof! 🐶 🎥 Not Live BUT check out the vod from live earlier! → www.twitch.tv/videos/26899... Stay Uplifted 🌲 #DogVTuber #VTuber #Twitch #TwitchGaming #LiveOnTwitch

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Facts, plain and simple 💯💯💯🎯

I haven't gotten the time to work on anything new for this #IndieAnimationDay , but here's all the old animations I made for Sky Cloud, Mr. Baker and Constellation🌟

5 stacks of Autodidact btw 🙂 Why 🙂 do 🙂 I 🙂 run 🙂 this 🙂 perk? 🙂 #DeadbyDaylight

"I'm so glad President Trump is okay"

🔥 412 Nemesis Brigade Strikes Oil Terminal in Feodosia (Crimea) The volume of the tank farm is 250 thousand cubic meters.

"The government's being run by Stephen Miller, who is a white supremacist. Close to the election he'd ask me for retweets almost every day.. He sent me a text 'We need to get the white men out to vote. This will be white boy November revenge of the Kens.' I […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

📊 "For the steel industry specifically we are very trade intensive. 60% of our production is exported. Of that production, between 70% to 80% is historically going to the EU." 🚨 "So it is our biggest export market and key to our sector."

ᑭᗩᖇᗩᑎÁ Matheus Gomes: FICA RENATO!

Russia 🇷🇺 Oil terminal in St. Petersburg. The governor of the region reported that the air defense has already shot down 50 unknown drones, but is still silent about the fire. #Ukraine #Russia 🎥:Locals