Absolute Fareed
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I hope they film his name being torn off the Kennedy Center building with IMAX cameras.
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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"He said I love you, sir"
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Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes...
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They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies
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That great america state fair is just going to be the goon president yelling at his supporters for 4 hours under the intensity of the July sun. That heat will be stroking like Clarence Carter.
The couple if they didn't have the security footage of the landlord using their apartment as a motel:
Coworker doesn't do that change in tone at the end of her sentences that tells others she's done talking so there's always a gap where everyone is trying to figure out if she's finished speaking or if her line suddenly dropped out.
Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:
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I agree, in fact, I don’t believe he has the intellectual capacity to understand what he’s talking about.
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