When I get the gas pump to stop on an even number with .00 cents

The AI working on your pics:

"Hey we lost all your financial info, your life might be ruined soon. Change some, all or none of your passwords, whichever, see you."

When one of the UFC fighters challenges him to unarmed combat for the winner to become president:

Taking him to talk to his lawyers:

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

People who believe in reincarnation thinking about how fucked up things will be for future generations:

Flo Rida after about 11 minutes into his three hour set:

A lot of people will move out of the way when a cop car rolls up behind them real quick and I don't. Matterfact let me get more comfortable in the way, foh.

Fresh barber clipper blades are made from the teeth of the dragon Liu Kang turns into in Mortal Kombat, and they go Scorpion fatality with the alcohol wipes.

SOUND UP

Employee-owned businesses circulate money 3x more than absentee corporate chains. The local multiplier effect is real. Watch the full conversation: https://youtu.be/Zp8locoNXpQ #EOT #LocalEconomy #RMEOC

People will pay $20 for apartment gossip because it feels easy. “Where can I live?” “What neighborhood?” “What’s rent?” “Where’s the food?” “Where’s the beach?” “What app do I use?” That feels fun. That feels close. That feels like movement. But the real question is not “where can I get an

#NBA East Playoffs, Round 1 - Game 2 Raptors @ Cavs

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? yes I already did this one before with the same answer, but MUG root beer kinda goated ngl

Mexico Narco President Claudia Sheinbaum loves dog massacres zonafrancamx From January 2021 to March 2026, León accumulated 50,084 euthanasias of dogs and cats, this during the administrations of the mayor, Alejandra Gutiérrez She is like her bro netanyahu www.instagram.com/p/DYf3_7px5bX/

There's never traffic in just one place in philly. If there's any anywhere it's everywhere.

BIG BIG & BIG MOMENT USS Gerald R. Ford returns home after record-breaking 326-day deployment On Saturday after an 11-month deployment that saw historic combat operations and emotional reunions for thousands of sailors and their families. WTVR CBS 6 / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL 16.5.2026

Countdown to Reina Hispano-Americana 2026! #ReinaHispanoAmericana Get ready for the grand final of Reina Hispano-Americana 2026 in the beautiful city of Santa Cruz de la Sierra, Bolivia! Mark your calendars for Feb 21, 2026 youtu.be/MJuyzUGHGTo #ReinaHispanoAmericana #SantaCruz #Bolivia #Elegance

With six INCREDIBLE defenses of the AEW World Championship under his belt, Darby Allin faces Speedball Mike Bailey in the MAIN EVENT! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

March in #Bilbao Spain today to protest the treatment of the #Gaza flotilla activists by #Spanish police

Starmer: -46. Burnham: +14 over Farage. Streeting: +7. Labour won't change leader. Crown won't change at all. Anti‑politics? Or just anti‑two‑party? 📊#BBCLauraK

Sharing a video clip of our reminder yesterday to the Church that it must act and speak up more powerfully on climate change. We were at Westminster Abbey, but our Pentecost message is for the whole Church. The lives of all humanity and all Creation should be a matter of our deepest concern.

STREAM TIME! Day 25 of the Mental Health May Marathon! twitch.tv/naiadnae .°˖✧ #vtuber #vstreamer #vsky #envtuber ✧˖°.

So now I'M not allowed to make jokes??? #Vsky | #VTClips

This toy car is really more like freedom on four wheels for a 3-year-old born with cerebral palsy, autism, and a muscle contraction impairment.

Suffering of animals near frontline has no end 🐱🐶🇺🇦 Support Hope Pets Project donate.hfu.org/campaign/781... #hfu #hopeforukraine

Now Open in Gallery and Online Maps, Art, Science, History ArtisAnn Gallery, 70 Bloomfield Avenue, Belfast, BT5 5AE Wed – Sat: 11am to 5.30pm artisann.org/collections/... Part of NI Science Festival Continues to Sat 28th February 2026 #maps #art #science #history #niscifest

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@mikethegoatguy.bsky.social @sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, "LOCKED UP" TUESDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

🦅 Border guards of the "Steel Border" brigade intercepted and destroyed 12 enemy UAVs in the sky over Sumy region: 3 "Supercam", 7 "ZALA" and 2 "Molniya".

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ That's all that matters. Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Low poly Hodela :> Allow me to properly debut Hodela, who has been floating around the back of my head for about a year (and appeared briefly as pixel art). Finally sat down to finish up her visual details. 600 triangles, two 128px square textures (one just so I can give her a variety of faces).

🚫🗣🇧🇷 'Ninguém foi condenado', diz filha de líder indígena assassinado por fazendeiros há 43 anos e reconhecido como vítima da ditadura 📍 Em 25 de novembro de 1983, o líder indígena foi morto com cinco tiros na porta de sua casa, na aldeia Campestre. + 🛰 Do Canal da @sputnikbrasil no Telegram

Australian Cladding Secrets_ Why Leaks Are Inevitable! #architecture #smartspaces #buildingbetter #newzealand

🌍Turkish Foreign Policy 360 @ozgurhisarcikli.bsky.social outlines Ankara's interests from the Americas to North Africa, the Middle East and Eurasia. On Turkey-Armenia normalization efforts, he argues progress depends on upcoming elections in Yerevan. Full podcast: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMPE...

E. Jean Carroll beat Trump twice. Won $83.3M. So now his henchmen at the DOJ are coming for her. The same department shielding the powerful is targeting the survivor who refused to stay silent. It’s a threat. Call it out. It’s disgraceful.

Heavy breathing….

Nigel Farage recorded a paid endorsement for a Canadian neo-Nazi group. The Guardian has the footage. This is who he is when he thinks no one important is watching. #ReformUK #NigelFarage #Politics

Governor Mills has always fought for Maine, standing up to Donald Trump when others wouldn’t. We’ve worked together to deliver real results and move our state forward. I’m honored to have her support and ready to keep fighting for Maine people and our future.

Metro Late Night Services are running every Friday & Saturday night For £4 mLink or contactless, you can travel ALL DAY on Metro AND your ticket is valid on Metro Late Night Services! ℹ️ spkl.io/6006AseDw [VD: Image of girl dancing. Text about late night services fades onto the screen]

The big question: Who starts next to Declan Rice? 🤨 @MikeLahoud, @JimmyConrad, and @CharlieDavies9 make their cases between Myles Lewis-Skelly and Martín Zubimendi.

This is apparently what men think women want. How on earth could there be a male loneliness epidemic with video creators like this? #whatwomenwant #men #maleloneliness #manosphere #fyp

🚀 The first #FCI4Africa #newsletter is here! 👉 shorturl.at/zhIg9 📬 Don’t miss out! Join our community and get fresh updates and insights delivered straight to your inbox! 👉 fci4africa.eu#subscribe #HorizonEurope #ResearchImpactEU #FoodConvergenceInnovation #Africa #FairTrade

The Trump Administration is withholding Michiganders' food assistance for political gain, while doing nothing to reopen the government or address the growing health care affordability crisis in this country.

Remember this, let it be your daily affirmation. 💖 ➡️ www.twitch.tv/yaboiedgee #Vclip #VTok #VTuberClips #TwitchClip #babiniku #VTuber #ENVTuber #Vsky #FinalFantasy #FFVII #FF7

energy independence 🤝 renewables It’s time for a #JustTransition to a climate-safe future powered by wind and solar, not polluting fossil fuels.

Whether you're catching a flight or just braving the busy office, My Balance Emergency Immune Support is the essential travel companion. Packed with Vitamin C, Zinc, and Elderberry, it has all the heavy hitters to keep your defenses strong. #ImmuneSupport #VitaminC #Elderberry  #MyBalance

Is It Pawsible? Ep. 12: "Handing out Candy" This episode idea was suggestes by the person who commissioned these paws. The paws are meant to have a Halloweenish theme with candy corn colors, thus the Halloweenish episode! MY HAND PAW COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!! #furry #fursuit #paws #challenge #halloween

Congresswoman @scanlon.house.gov warns of federal government "labeling people who disagree with the president's policies as 'domestic terrorists' under NSPM-7, putting their names on secret government lists..."

Drop a movie that traumatized you as a kid. I’ve never really recovered from this scene #TwilightZoneMovie

"Social media spreads lies... at least six times faster." --M. Ressa X and now Tik Tok are engaged in perfecting the algorithms that 'enhance' platform users' "ultra-processed" speech and thought for 2026. Democratic Party: fund & support counter-offensive algorithms to MAGA / foreign platforms.

I've already mentioned they were Ice officers and mercenaries. Israeli United States futures act of 2026 brought to the floor by Kristen Gillibrand would merge the US and Israeli military. They would share everything. This is a silent takeover of America by the Zionists.

In January, one of the first actions that the House took was voting to codify into law Trump's long-desired changes to showerheads. I put together a video looking at the many times Trump has focused on the issue over the years. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Got my cinematic system to be more beefy with animation triggers and character position! Here is a quick scene of Jun and Loren first meeting. #gamedev #indiedev #lovestory

Killer Cases follows real murder cases from the crime scene to the courtroom — with cameras inside for every twist, every testimony, and every verdict. Download our app and watch for free now! --> http://www.wwltv.com/watch

Luna fails to keep an eye on Chibi-Usa, while Rei’s been informed by a fellow student that the neighboring club has been predicting students’ death, which she and Kotono decides to report. <S2ep1 (“Act 15: Rei - Sailor Mars”)> #SailorMoonCrystal

From “Friday Crazy Night” to a “Wild Wild Weekend”!

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