When the people at Goodwill watch this story and recognize the couch that was dropped off last night

Time has proven me correct bsky.app/profile/pixe...

Coworker doesn't do that change in tone at the end of her sentences that tells others she's done talking so there's always a gap where everyone is trying to figure out if she's finished speaking or if her line suddenly dropped out.

I guess the Sixers didn't want any... Morey.

A random small town highway diner once they've emailed you your receipt & have your contact info now so they can email you about their cheesey omelette specials for the next six months:

I don't think care to know but damn

You go high, I'll take his knees out.

Moms hearing "Dear Mama" and "A Song for Mama" for the 24th consecutive year:

Me watching people still touching anything with their hands with the Hanta popping off like the Rona taught them nothing

Me keeping the ball away from Klay Thompson, especially if he's on my team, because any man stupid enough to fumble Meg can't be trusted with a basketball either, dumbass.

Kah Copper having herself quite the quarter -- 10 points in the 3rd, 18 total #WNBA

🚨 ICYMI: In a massive Iran backfire, China is reportedly looking to increase oil imports from Alaska as concerns grow around the Strait of Hormuz. The ChiComs are hedging on Iran. Trump wheeling and dealing overseas, playing chess. 47 IS A MASTER! 🇺🇸 HT Eric Daugherty

Creepy AF😬

This morning 5 ICE vehicles parked illegally in a bike lane and in MPD parking spots directly outside of City Hall. Myself and several other Council Members and city staff went outside to observe them and blew our whistles to alert people nearby. After about 45 minutes they left

Mr. Met dressed as Din Djarin and Mrs. Met dressed as Bo-Katan Kryze today in celebration of “The Mandalorian & Grogu." Although he looks a bit more like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs than he looks like the Mandalorian.

Today, Governor Newsom delivered his State of the State address to the California Legislature. Here are a few of my thoughts. 💬

Putin admits he launched the Ukraine invasion to prevent EU membership and says he plans similar action against Armenia.

Burning of the Israeli flag in Mexico. The world hates Israel.

Brody King is truly a Brick Wall. #AEWDynamite

West Ham 1-0 Leeds - Valentín Castellanos 67' Fucking Leeds

Enough.

Funniest jokes Presidents have told at WHCA dinner? Hear them all - from Nixon through Reagan through Biden - in NEW episode C-SPAN podcast Extreme Mortman. Very special guest: @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social Keith ... Listen NOW on top here: www.c-span.org/podcasts/sub... Or ExMo wherever you podcast

ti milena HABLA MESMO #BBB26

Saffron outside bouncing along… So anxious to get her DNA results!

Blue is peace, but mine is not Mine is the hush before a storm; the breath drawn deep before the wave breaks The blue I carry is deeper It moves like thought beneath still water, where silence thickens into truth, where loyalty lives w/o asking It anchors me in a world that drifts 9.27.25 MJSolace

Russians’ top 3 fears now? Constant economic problems, internet shutdowns, and Ukrainian strikes. 💥 In 2022, unthinkable; in 2026, reality. 20% fear Ukrainian drones and missiles, while the economy sinks #RussiaIsCollapsing #MakeRussiaSmallAgain #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦

You never know who you’ll bump into during Indy 500 weekend. Like Artemis II astronaut Jeremy Hansen.

NO SLEEP FOR CEOs HOUSING KIDNAPPERS. Hilton CEO Christopher Nassetta has refused to stop housing ICE, and has punished franchise hotels and employees for doing the right thing. Until Hilton stops collaborating with fascism, we will be at his doorstep to haunt his dreams.

Men are killing themselves because of men — NOT because of women.

‘Havertz causing havoc’ 👑 (Arsenal Official) #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #ARSBUR

"A very convenient coincidence" and "conveniently odd". This is how ministers are describing the theft of Morgan McSweeney’s phone, and his use of disappearing WhatsApp messages. So, is it an issue that government messages are "disappearing into the ether"?

Today is #WorldHungerDay. The 2025 EAT-Lancet Commission, which includes OHT’s Dr. Ramanan Laxminarayan, proposes a global #foodsystems to help address #hunger, improve nutrition, and tackle climate and biodiversity crises. Learn more here: onehealthtrust.org/publications...

I just returned my mail-in ballot! (I bet you can guess for who) If you have one sitting around, it's time: fill it out and send it back! You can find full info on voting by mail in this election at tinyurl.com/hamawymail

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🚨✨ No grand jury. No due process. No jury. No justice. It's time for change. WE SHALL BE FREE. 🚀 On June 19th, the Supreme Court will hear our call. 📢 Stand with us and make your voice count. Let's fight for the justice we deserve. Together, we can break these chains. 🔓 Are you ready to join

TODAY AT 12PM EST ON BEATMINERZ RADIO !!! www.beatminerzradio.com BEATMINERZ RADIO 🔗 IS ALWAYS IN MY BIO !!!

Check your email from #HCEA President Schmitt to volunteer! We’re kicking off #LeadersThatLearn, and we need YOU. We’re looking for hosts to help elected officials see the real story behind the numbers & how their decisions affect our students & schools. #HCPSS #HoCoMD #HowardCountyMD #laborday

How long before Melania says she never “been in” relationship with Donald Trump?

Michael Tracey demands Julie K. Brown and Tara Palmeri to "bend down, pucker your lips, and plant a big fat kiss on my hairy, disgusting ass."

Millions of kids are going to lose health care so that billionaires like Trump’s Secretary of Education will get a tax cut. So I asked her to explain how that is ok.

❗️General Keith Kellogg stated at the Black Sea Security Forum that Ukraine already possesses one of the strongest armies in the world thanks to its combat experience and the use of modern technologies.

Governor Gavin Newsom has entered the chat 💯💯💯🎯

"I can get a MAGA influencer to tweet stuff I want for a couple hundred bucks?" @mehdirhasan.bsky.social speaks to ex-MAGA influencer @ashleystclair.bsky.social about the coordinated messaging campaigns in MAGA group chats and how the Trump admin pulls the strings. 🔗 zeteo.com/p/this-ex-ma...

Buckle Up!

DO IT NOW!

It would be a shame if thunderstorms ruined his party 😁

A reopening ceremony was held Wednesday for the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf after is was partially destroyed during a storm in 2024. The truncated wharf is now repaired and open to the public. 🎥: Carlos Avila Gonzalez/S.F. Chronicle

The Emperor didn’t send them for Yuanfang — he sent them for Di Renjie 👉more👉https://youtu.be/vMRqfpZPbs4 #direnjie #engdub #mysterydrama #cdrama #detectivedirenjie

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you the world's most powerful man #trump #maga #usa #politics

What do Mostra, Milan and Marcin have in common? The answer is.. heat pumps of course! 📍Meet us in hall 11, booth U22. Don't miss our policy session on the current status of the heat pump market and its future developments tomorrow at 14:30 in Scorpio Room at Fiera Milano. ehpa.org/news-and-res...

Come out and ROCK with us! We encourage your fun genuine energetic authentic self to shine! We call that being ☀️ ☀️ SUNNY ☀️ ☀️ Let your silly run wild! #sunnydayscoot #joy2ride #thingstodoinla #thingstodoinlosangeles #familyfun

Videos showed the chaos of the teen takeover in Clearwater Beach, which police say led to a fight that escalated into a teenager being shot. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/videos-show-chaos-of-clearwater-teen-takeover-17-year-old-charged/

Gratitude Sunday. ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜

"Will the new model still allow providers to claim outcome payments for employment that the job seeker found independently?" "We would see job outcome payments continuing to be a feature" fraud, rorting, and exploitation of the poor WILL and MUST continue!

🦆 Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho...

While filming the The Room (2003), the crew openly laughed at the chaos unfolding on set. At times, the laughter was so contagious that it caused the camera to “jump.”

Gaming History for May 5th - Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith!

A new chapter of romance and destiny begins. The main PV for KimiAi has been released, offering a closer look at Elsa, Julius, and the colorful cast of characters who will shape their journey. Premieres July 4, 2026, in TV Asahi's NUMAnimation block and on BS Asahi. #kimiAi #Anime #AnimeNews

[ 🇺🇸 ÉTATS-UNIS | 🇮🇷 IRAN ] 🔸 « Biden et Obama ont inspiré l'Iran à se doter d'une arme nucléaire » - Donald Trump.