( Staring deeply.) "This man is so fucken hot"

Yo wedgie nerds this you!🫵

Post from my discord:

I LOVE THIS GAY FUCK ASS DUCK

The moment I see Bowieknife99 on the track.

My lactose intolerant ass on the porcelain throne about to pull a Elvis Presley after eating an entire block of fried cheese.

Happy international circus day y'all. Also happy foreskin day

People really just be out here with their windows Open jar jaring their binks.

DONT SHIT THE BED, HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY YALL.

Just restored my wii, remotes and set it up again. Now it's time to transform into a Wolf. Where are all my Wolf girls and wolf boys at

This Week on NERD NEWS 3/27 - 4/2. What are you most excited for? What news did we miss? #nerdnews #supergirl #comicbooks #scream

JD Vance attempts to make a joke: "What did-what did they give this crowd to drink before they got here?"

Warsh describes Clarence Thomas as "a brilliant and independent thinker, a man dedicated to our Constitution and, no less important. A joyful and collegial presence on our highest Court. My esteemed friend."

🇷🇺Putin: “We understand making statements is not enough, the Ministry of Defense will also be making its Response.” 🇺🇦(Ukrainian forces struck Russian troop quarters in occupied Starobilsk, Luhansk region.)

Ч4/4 Ч.10 Колишній співробітник ЦРУ Гленн Корн: Правда про російську дезінформацію | АЛЛАТРА ТБ Львів #аллатра #україна #росія #сша "Як Ви вважаєте, у чому полягає головна вразливість Заходу перед цими методами та операціями?" youtu.be/j055JfIMu9k?...

The light show at the Tokyo Metropolitan Govt Building in Shinjuku holds the Guinness World Record for being the largest architectural light projection mapped display in the world. Light shows like this one are projected daily and they draw large crowds. Themes are drawn from pop culture. #travels

From secret nuclear exchanges to a key diplomatic deal, Pakistan and China have long helped each other. What's next? https://aje.news/3f5vkk

1994 VHS • Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle 60 FPS : 243s

⌛ It's been seven years since my constituent reported historical sexual abuse - and it's set to be another two years until the case goes to trial. ➡️ Court delays often go unnoticed but they take a huge toll on those involved and must be sorted out.

New at Cinématographe Films: A labyrinthine, erotically charged neo-noir from Academy Award nominated writer/director Mike Figgis, LIEBESTRAUM is presented in its uncensored director’s cut, in a new 2K restoration from its original negatives for a world Blu-ray debut 🫀 Pre-order link in comments 🫀

Ruca versus Sky!

@dansynth54.bsky.social No truer words spoken: “Freedom is not a spectator sport” Dad was on the Wisconsin during the Korean War

On this Memorial Day, we honor the brave men and women of the United States military who made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of freedom and democracy.

Rapist Primate Trump "blinked" for a long time during Pete Kegsbreath Memorial Day speech

Some tug of war and zoomies in the snow today. #RufusIsTheBest #gooddogs #goodboys #lovemydog

Great #massage gifs made by relaxingmassagevideos.

I was so baffled, I've never missed a chain attack during the stun window before. Pulchra please Caesar doesn't need any more help being bad

Been travelling over 24 hours now. Pretty plum tuckered. My jet lag app says that I’m not allowed to go to sleep for another eight hours, and that I have twenty minutes more of coffee drinking.

Shaq had himself announced as, Shaquille I-hate-Charles-Barkley O'Neal at his LSU graduation. 😂 ▶️ Shaquille O’Neal Trolls Charles Barkley While Graduating From LSU - Newsweek […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Poseu-li una porteria a Pajor, que farà un parell de gols 😜

How's things in "Bako", as Fred Durst called Bakersfield in the song, with Korn, "All in the Family". I'm in Redding this week, where it's not so hot, but warming, about to go another hike by this crystal, blue creek, and drink my fill!

His pandemic management skills are the worst.

France, Germany, Italy and the UK have condemned Israel's proposed death penalty bill, warning it targets Palestinians and undermines democratic principles. A Knesset vote is expected Monday. Video created using AI avatar and real voice for news delivery. #Palestine #HumanRights #SheppardLensMedia

#TuesdayMotivation ~ Learn to appreciate where you are in your journey even if it's not where you want to be. Every lesson serves a purpose! #YOLOHW #THRIVE #selfcarethread #manifestyourdreams

A jury found Meta’s platform design intentionally harmful to young users. That finding, combined with failures like weak age verification, significantly increases legal and regulatory risk for social platforms. zurl.co/H433F #SocialMedia #TechPolicy #GoodRevenue

This #OneHealthMonth, check out our infographic on 5 facts about zoonotic diseases and listen to our OWOH #podcast with Bosco Atukwatse & Dr. Alex Braczkowski, as they tell us about a potential zoonotic disease reservoir they found in a bat cave in Uganda. Listen: onehealthtrust.org/news-media/p...

I only discriminate against misogynists, especially the ones with weak ankles. It’s hot as fuck outside.

March 31st at Bombyx in Florence, MA: Join the Welcome Table Chorus (created/directed by Nerissa and Katryna Nields) for a gorgeous evening of music to benefit Center for New Americans and Jewish Family Service.

You don’t need more time to begin healing, you need a decision. Recovery doesn’t start when everything feels perfect; it starts when you choose to take one intentional step forward. One brave choice today can change everything. #mentalhealth #recoveryjourney #healingjourney #selfgrowth #resilience

1 and 2 and 3 and 4… #nyc #dancer #timelesstorches #johndericmitchell

Mass content for mass reach.

Tanjiro vs Tanjiro Ver juntos a Ivan Bastidas y Natsuki Hanae fue increíble 😍😍 #1UpGaming #kimetsunoyaiba

It's kind of amazing to be one day shy of 4 years clean time and still be wondering if I deserve to live, ignoring whether I deserve anything good, and wondering if my brother has any regrets. #recovery

Monica returns to the stage at Spirituality & Beyond #6, where she’ll also sit down for a special conversation with comedian and musician Reggie Watts. 🎟️ Tickets at the link in bio. featuring @reggiewatts @shane_mauss @oakland.hyphae @xochicana @txanawukong @winter.jendayi

here's the full new Xbox boot animation, now available for Xbox Insiders in the Alpha and Alpha Skip-Ahead rings

Mario Kart Super Circuit - Part 1. Reviving some racing memories. 👉 Full video via link in bio, TikTok/YouTube/FB #nintendo #mariokart #gba #custom #retrogaming

💵🧾Financial Receipts 📑✍️ State Contracts That’s what we want to audit in the State Legislature. We’ve been very clear. #mapoli

If you haven’t checked out Rocio Pena you have to! And the episode because we had a blast. Subscribe for free!

Jon Lovett and Senator Cory Booker discuss the Keep Your Pay Act, the Senator’s proposal that would raise the standard deduction to $75,000 for married couples and eliminate income tax for a majority of Americans. Watch more Pod Save America on YouTube!

Short video on Camila Arrieta's performance for Paraguay v Colombia the other night. The 23-year-old played left wing-back in a 5-3-2. Good anticipation, a number of interceptions + some skill on the ball too. Plays club footy in Brazil for 3b da Amazonia (joined from Cruzeiro in February).

The opportunity for mischief here... "This Prego tastes awful. What's happening to my stomach?" "There's some strange pain... in my chest.... AGAAAAH"

Good Morning ☀️ #ClaudeMalhuret said the quiet part out loud ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #Trump “the only elephant in the world who walks around with his own China shop….” #SheShed 🩷 #InternationalMockery

✡️⚡🇱🇧​Siyonist rejimin bugün şafak vaktinde Lübnan'ın güneyindeki "Deyr ez-Zehrani" kasabasına düzenlediği saldırıların ardından geride kalan yıkım.

Hit the ground running. @Jadarian15

Trump Jane Says Jane’s Addiction 1988 #Alternative #ModernRock #Music #MusicSky #MusicChallenge @corrina.sheshed.rocks @carlchri.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @mblue.bsky.social @softtail65.bsky.social @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social

Croquis, cartas, livros e até móveis que fazem parte do acervo pessoal do arquiteto Oscar Niemeyer, que estão no escritório onde ele trabalhou por 61 anos, no Rio de Janeiro, virão para Brasília. ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️: Samantha Sallum/CB/D.A.Press #cbshorts #cbreels

“His dementia keeps getting louder every day.” ~Gavin Newsom