Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

Everyone knows Elvis and Jimi Hendrix live on a island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.... Oh Crap, I hope Trump doesn't see this and fly there to find him....alone. There is no way he could find the island of FuckYouMaga.

Bullshit!! Everything Trump starts is "privately funded" until the bill is due. Then it comes out of my pocket!

On the first of the month, I'm heading to Mexico!

He used to be red, faded with age. The horrible comb over covers the ground down horn stubs.

I feel bad. I do NOT like it in Mexico. Go to Canada, they are nice there. But my brother got to see my father in me, I don't wanna be a Gumba like my father. I don't want my attitude to rub off on my brother. He feels bad because he had a cush life and mine was so hard.

If they weren't rich, they'd be Incels.

Happy 4:20 Bluesky family 😎💨💨💨

My father was from Vegas. He was so drunk when I was born, when he signed the birth certificate it looked like Bam. So I was Baby Bambam until the nun and my mother picked my name. My little bracket says Baby Bambam. Some of my family still call me Bambam.

Belated Happy 4:20 😎💨💨💨 #Weed

U.S.-Iran diplomacy stalls as fighting continues between Israel and Lebanon Trump on Sunday reacted to Iran's official response to the latest U.S. proposal to end war. Meanwhile, fighting continues between Israel and Lebanon despite a ceasefire May 11, 2026 www.cbsnews.com/video/fighti... CBS News

Θύμα ληστείας και τραυματισμού #γυναίκα στην #Πάτρα – Θανατηφόρο τροχαίο με γουρούνα στην #Κέρκυρα

📣 TOMORROW - Science POP: Grand Final Join us to support the two finalists representing the Douglas Research Centre! *** 📣 DEMAIN - Science POP : Grande finale Venez nombreux soutenir les deux finalistes qui représentent le Centre de recherche Douglas ! douglas.research.mcgill.ca/calendar/ent...

De'Aaron Fox is AVAILABLE for Game 3 🦊 Thunder/Spurs tips off at 8:30pm/et on NBC/Peacock 🍿

🇷🇺 Major Russian oil refinery ablaze after 🇺🇦 drone attack Syzran Oil Refinery Located in the city of Syzran, Samara region, Russia. It is part of Rosneft & is one of the largest oil refineries in the Volga region. #Ukraine #Russia newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/major-r...

Lakers guard Austin Reaves on free agency: “I don’t think about much. I take life day by day. I’m blessed to have an opportunity to play for this organization. I play a kid’s game. I make good money.”

#WIN_WIN_COUPLE_MATCHING_JUGONG 男女양쪽모두같은 BUDDHISM DISABLED으로써 FAST한 MATCHING통한 百年偕老를 FAST하게SPEED로써 마구 다그쳐 MARRIAGE토록해야말입니다.

Sadly and predictably, Iran appears to have achieved escalation dominance by closing the Strait of Hormuz. I asked what plans the government have for a post-conflict region where Iran retains the upper hand because it can dictate global energy prices and continue to threaten gulf nations.

HE CANCELLED GOLF? Something’s up.

Massie’s bill exposed 2 dozen CEOs and world leaders in 6 months. He had 7 months left, so the GOP panicked, blasted voters with fake AI deepfakes to destroy his credibility, and shut him down. They are actively protecting the worst monsters on earth, and they just proved it.

What’s happening to food prices in the UK? The six million households still living in food insecurity can scarcely afford another cost of living crisis. Read more: foodfoundation.org.uk/news/food-pr...

Maxwell Woledzi puts Nashville ahead with his first goal for the club!

The Powerhouse of Venezuela: Clara Vegas #MissUniverse2026 Meet Clara Vegas, a 24-year-old sensation from Venezuela! With her striking beauty and commanding presence, she’s a true powerhouse on stage WATCH ON: youtu.be/Ha32lxvHuKE #VenezuelanBeauty #FashionPowerhouse #StagePresence #ModelLife

Our time will be here soon enough 😥 (via @the_naked_snake)

Full Quinyon Mitchell mini movie on our YT 📺

We the Women Book in Hardcover History was never written by men alone. ✨ We the Women reveals the untold journeys of fearless pioneers, leaders, and changemakers whose voices deserve to be heard. www.magsstore.com/books/we-the... #MagsStore #BookLovers #MustReadBooks #WomenInHistory

It is one of my favorite halls of Kyiv Picture Gallery. The gallery is housed in the former mansion of Fedir Tereshchenko (1832–1894), a Ukrainian industrialist and art collector. I visited it today to see a new exhibition. Ukraine hides so many treasures.

How Broken Is England? Once proud of our freedom — now punished for speaking out. When protesters for justice are branded terrorists, who’s really breaking England? #HowIsEnglandBroken #StandForTruth #FreeSpeech #TruthMatters #UKPolitics

You’re Using the Wrong Voice in Bed

"This war — the preliminary estimates say that it's costing a billion dollars a day," said @nancyayoussef.bsky.social.

Google Backs Innovative AI Startups, ByteDance Pauses Video AI, and AI Legal Updates #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

Hard choice... what’s your pick? 🤔💎

This morning #ICE kidnappers completely blocked one side of a Middle #Tennessee highway while racially profiling drivers and violating their rights. The individuals in this video were #US citizens and they were not detained. #police #humanrights #law

#NOW‼️ Crowds CHEER as Detainee is released from Delaney Hall ICE detention facility amid Hunger and Labor strike by detainees inside‼️

"At the end of the day, Doug Ford’s FOI changes are all about hiding his cell phone records from the people of Ontario and rewriting the rules to protect himself. What is he hiding — and why is he working so hard to keep it a secret?" - Marit Stiles, leader of the Ontario New Democratic Party ☹️

Un outil né d'une simple carte trouvée en naviguant sur le net. Résultat : un générateur de réseaux de transport interactif, entièrement dans le navigateur. https://iamnoman.com/transit

Auroch Digital understood the assignment. This game is fantastic. #GameDVR

Android XR's major update brought an AI feature to make any windowed content 3D, hand occlusion in the home space, and the ability to pin windows to your walls to Samsung Galaxy XR. Details here: www.uploadvr.com/google-andro...

The Retirement Trap Nobody Talks About #Retirement #PersonalFinance #Money #RetirementPlanning

"Once more unto the breach!" #nzpol

THE TRIPOD RAIDERS !!! THIS IS HOW IT’S GOING DOWN EVERY WEDNESDAY ON #Twitch 12PM @djevildee.bsky.social @beatminerz.bsky.social twitch.tv/djevildee 2PM #KoolDJRedAlert twitch.tv/kooldjredalert 3:30PM @djjoecoolnyc.bsky.social twitch.tv/djjoecoolnyc ALL EST !!! WORD !!!

Läuterung des Xavier #Naidoo im April 2022? „Ich habe erkannt, auf welchen Irrwegen ich mich teilweise befunden habe. Und dass ich in den letzten Jahren viele Fehler gemacht habe“. Naidoo heute in #Berlin über »Menschenfresser« und »Kannibalismus«.

Alright guys I learnt some less wasteful combos. Can't be throwing away resources in this economy.

CNN: Ukrainian drone strike on Russia uses Palantir AI data For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The International Energy Agency (IEA) has asked member states to release 400 million barrels of oil reserves. We will "contribute our share" because we believe in solidarity, says Germany's energy minister, Katherina Reiche #Iran #Trump #Oil

My new theory. Love Is Blind is actually Love Is MAGA. The show is now an experiment to persuade successful women to consider marrying MAGA men. And the experiment is going horribly for MAGA. #loveisblind #loveisblindnetflix #maga #manosphere

During AAPI month even. How dare you 🐱

From working on the first ever People’s Budget to organizing in ways that make Los Angeles a better city, comrades stick together. 🫂❤️‍🔥 Over the years, Dr. Melina Abdullah and Mayoral Candidate Rae Huang have continued showing up for the people. This movement has always been people-powered.

My three priorities in Congress have always been the same: jobs, education, and security. Last week, I delivered $1.7 million in Community Project Funding to Magnolia and Westville fire departments. Investing in public health and safety is how we ensure there's lasting security in our neighborhoods.

This?

This week @emilycontois.bsky.social and @baconscholar.bsky.social join in to dissect The Menu on Reckoning with Jason Herbert

Can your wardrobe really help beat dreary spring weather? 'Dopamine Dressing' is a term coined by fashion psychologist Dr. Dawn Karen to denote the use of clothing to optimize your mood. Watch more video: https://ow.ly/fCzu50YIOu6

Folks trying to deal with Sheryl today

💥🏀BREAKING: Anthony Davis Update! #nba #anthonydavis #dallasmavericks #comedyvideo #parody

SEVEN unanswered goals from the Denver Outlaws against the reigning PLL champs 🔥

Cheers Debby!☕✨☕ Had a fun hike this am before heat. Hope you have a great NJ day!🏖 Bald eagle fly by!😍👏🤗

ABS overturned in #Yankees at #Athletics (Top 7). José Caballero challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Adam Beck | Upheld 57.1% (36/63). Later: José Caballero strikes out swinging.

Are our actions just a sum of our experiences? #criminaljusticereform #thetaooftalkpodcast #mindful #socioeconomics #discussions

Luther Burden’s too smooth

The West Wing S02E09 - Galileo Clip number 0028 #TheWestWing