My brother went out to get us pizza. I'm running around like a 12 year old happy! 🍕 🤣🤪

If they weren't rich, they'd be Incels.

How did he CUM up with his numbers?

My dog keeps going Drunken Master on my junk!

My brother's birthday today. He doesn't do social media. "People give me enough reason to be pissed off without social media." 🤣🤣

Who even listens to Jim Jones anymore?

Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

Bartender?!? We will need one down there. Whole roof is a party deck.

Bullshit!! Everything Trump starts is "privately funded" until the bill is due. Then it comes out of my pocket!

I don't fight fair. I go Jackie Chan vertical in fights. I watched all of his movies for a reason. 🤣

me @ all the people who haven't unfollowed me while I've complained about being sick non-stop for almost a month: 💜

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Next week's preview of Beyond the Gates.. ▪︎Leslie is still looking for friends ▪︎ Eva keeps following in her mother's thottish footsteps ▪︎Sassy Samantha wants to be sexy Samantha Richardson Smith ▪︎Ted and Carlton square up #beyondthegates #BTG #beyondthegatescbs #cbs

"Am I gonna die? And I'm not so sure they would care if I died right now." That is the internal monologue of an athlete who doesn't trust their coach. Host 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 breaks down the psychology behind elite leadership. The difference between torture and training comes down to one

When they tell you you’re resilient

"...helped me understand defenses better..." Titans' 5th Round pick, Baylor DT Jackie Marshall, talks about how being at Baylor helped him in his development. #titans #nfl #nfldraft

🏡📊 Top Stories of the Week: FCA and PRA consider relaxing high-LTI lending rules and UK Finance's Roe to step down as director of mortgages. https://www.mortgagestrategy.co.uk/news/mortgage-strategys-top-10-stories-30-mar-to-03-apr/ #MortgageStrategy #FinanceNews #UKHousing

🧠 Anosognosia for hemiplegia is a complex stroke phenomenon where patients are unaware of their paralysis. Despite known links to safety risks and poorer recovery, it’s rarely addressed in nursing frameworks. #neuronurses#StrokeRehab #PatientSafety

#JOBOFFER Llicenciat/da Suport Recerca pel Departament de Coordinació de laboratoris i bioseguretat 👉https://f.mtr.cool/vgwxgbluwx

#Debt ratio above 200%? #Japan proved it doesn't matter. The Bank of Japan keeps rates exactly where it wants. Bet against that and you lose. Link to full ep ft Randy Wray in comment below 👇

1ª música surpresa da D-1 no México: Boy in Luv

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Sullyoon and Bae for Allure x Make Up For Ever Korea #NMIXX #Sullyoon #Bae

He certainly is!

The fastest and most exciting Formula E car ever 🤩 Discover more about #GEN4 on the FIA's YouTube channel. #FIA #FormulaE

Check out Andrew Farkas and his EPSTEIN involvement‼️

HOW ON EARTH DID THIS STAY OUT? It somehow stays 1-0 despite Yeremy Pino's free kick hitting both uprights 🤯

How to Watch the Rare 6-Planet Parade This Weekend 🌝 🪐 ⭐️ On Feb. 28, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune will stretch across the sky in a dazzling alignment people.com/how-to-watch...

Blend into the crowd as Bond sets his sights on a downtown London Gala. Pre-order now and get a free Deluxe Edition upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #007FirstLight #EarnTheNumber

🧵 Data-Driven Governance is Here. The community is now voting on the ITLG staking ratio—a decision shaped by machine learning models and deep economic simulations. The analysis is data-driven, but the power belongs to the community. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

A powerful start to an inspiring evening ✨ Melanie Johnson welcomed guests to the 2026 Salute to Young Leaders Awards while recognizing the incredible legacy of past honorees and alumni who continue to make an impact across the community. 📸 Dawn Suggs | St. Louis American #SaluteToYoungLeaders

Un #drone s'est écrasé sur un immeuble résidentiel dans la ville de Galati, dans l’est de la Roumanie, a rapporté l’agence Mediafax. D’après la même source, l’explosion s’est produite lors de l’impact, provoquant un incendie dans un appartement.

seelie gets too high and freaks out [ #furryart #ocsky #ocart ]

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DHS Antifa domestic terrorist list leaked. It might be a joke to us that they think Antifa is an org, but it's not to them. They are surveiling us. #ice #trump #politics #news #surveillance

🎶50 years ago...on May 29, 1976, 'Love Hangover' by Diana Ross reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100🔥🔥🔥 🗣If there's a cure for this...I don't want it....

The siege of Marawi in 2017 marked a tragic chapter in the Philippines, with airstrikes playing a crucial role in the fight against ISIS-linked forces.

If you see this, QTP with a sword⚔️🗡️

Dude Ritual Summon only is not what I expected; I didn't really consider decking out being a loss condition, but it's really fun relying on a mechanic you generally don't bother with. Leads to a lot of tense moments even if the duels take a bit. I GOT FUCKING DESTINY BOARDED BY BAKURA BTW

Hammer’s The Vampire Lovers, starring the iconic Ingrid Pitt as the bloodthirsty yet tragic Carmilla/Mircalla Karnstein, premiered in London on this day in 1970 🖤

Graan dorsen is begonnen bij #HerenboerenLandmeerseLoop 2! #natuurinclusiefboeren #duurzaam #onbespoten #lokaalvoedsel #ontspanning #gezondeten #duurzamelandbouw #natuur #biodiversiteit #groentepakket #herenboeren #groente #fruit #biologischvlees Interesse? landmeerseloop.herenboeren.nl/agenda/

#OxfordStudy goes by #Eurogamy in sociology and it's related to #InternalizedRacism as shown by Sociologist Karen Pyke. 2 Asian American authors where 1 of them are queer push the Oxford Study Narrative while an Asian makes a movie about wanting to be white. #FightAsianHate

What role should faith leaders play right now in shaping the future of #AIEthics? Meredith Potter reveals why they may be the voices we need most in this conversation — and the 3 unique things they bring to the table. Listen now: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

Music by Mudrat! #mudrat #halfwayhauntedllc #seeyouintheshadows #musicbymudrat #brownbottle

Long range sanctions are the only thing that Moscow apparently pays any attention to.

Ah, ok, so no insurrection this time around. He’ll just go down 6 levels to his bunker which is drone proof.

🎄Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us at @paeditorial.bsky.social 🎄 May your holiday season be filled with more cheer than a coffee machine on a Monday morning, and may your family gatherings be merrier than Teams meetings and report building. #Christmas2025

Listen to Harrison and Colton as they spoke in opposition during the redistricting special session on April 28th. #NoPartisanMaps #redistricting #gerrymandering #SpecialSession #FloridaLegislativeSession

Trump’s “Sleepy Joe” attacks come back to haunt him

Welcome back to the 11th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “READY for SPONTANEOUS KUNDALINI AWAKENING through BREATHWORK Technique?” will tell you how I cracked the code of spontaneous Kundalini awakening through breathwork technique along with establishing...

In going after Fed Chair Jerome Powell, is the Trump administration trying to bully "the biggest guy in the prison”? @brookeglastone.bsky.social and @mkblyth.bsky.social break it down.

#TheYouthMemories Weibo update on the occasion of the 3rd anniversary of the #cdrama 's first broadcast starring Xiao Zhan as Xiao Chunsheng 😍❤️ 1/2 #XiaoZhan肖战 #XiaoZhanxXiaoChunSheng

THE GREAT ZIEGFELD (Dir: Robert Z Leonard 1937)⭐ I was enjoying this well enough, good dialogue and it's famously extravagant stagings are stunning......but way too long and bloated. I won't be watching the sequels..... #Filmsky #Moviesky #BestPicture

Musik 🎶 Motörhead "Ace of Spades" (1980)

Jupp...

Si lo comparamos con los límites en ingresos establecidos en otros países europeos, hay una desproporción clara. Lo vemos: ➡️ En París: Ingresos de 2.900€ al mes máximo en el caso más generoso. ➡️ En Berlín: Ingresos de 1.400€ al mes en viviendas para una sola persona.

Windfall tax please.

See a lesbian post a lesbian💕 🧡💛🤍🩷

Posted 6 hours ago by @thewokeginger.bsky.social " #Chicago residents woke up and chose chaos😂 A #petition is gaining attention that would rename part of #WabashAvenue to #BarackHusseinObamaAvenue, which would change the address of Trump Tower Chicago to 401 Barack Hussein Obama Ave" Thread 2👇