I know Bluesky isn't perfect, and I damn sure know that too many people in charge of this app are in dire need of having some sense knocked into them by Homey the Clown. (If you don't recognize that reference, ask your parents.) But if you ask me to choose between the Nazi bar and the echo chamber?

John Carpenter getting a check when another one of his films is remade:

Snake Plissken: a man after my own cold, black, misanthropic heart.

As someone who is all too familiar with the classic work of literature that is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," my answer to the talking mouse would simply be this:

1-10) My Jamaican mom and grandma would beat my ass if they EVER caught me doing drugs or getting drunk as a kid. 11) I grew up on the Very Special Episodes and PSAs of the 1980s, which convinced me to never do drugs or get drunk. So this is me if anyone tells me, "We all did ___ as kids/teens:"

One last thing about #DaredevilBornAgain: If you're a man, don't ever touch a woman without her permission. Because if you do, it's very likely that you will end up getting punched in the throat. And if that happens? Well, this song is for you.

I think we all know who the "someone" was who made that comment:

I don't know or care if this is actually true or not. But the thought of being limited to only 50 tweets a day if you don't pay for Twitter, and no longer being able to live-tweet TV shows, sporting events, awards shows, or anything else that your timeline is watching and talking about is just...

This is the CTU from "24" hiring moles to work for them on purpose.

- Loved Matthew Lillard as Mr. Charles, but he didn't get nearly as much screen time as he should have. - LILI TAYLOR! - Glad to have Jack Duquesne acting as benefactor for the rebellion, but it still would've cool to have more action scenes of him showing exactly why he's called the Swordsman.

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Pro-Palestinian tourists call out ex-IOF Israeli soldiers in a restaurant in Vietnam after spotting one of their tattoos in the shape of Palestine and then continue to remind them of their genocidal behavior until they’re forced to leave.

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U.S. / China trade talks are happening and the outcome will have a huge impact on your… and your mother 💐 #economy #trumptariffs #mothersday #inflation

we see alot about shopping small during the holiday season, and it is often framed as simply helping out the little guy... but i think its also important to frame it in the context of witholding our resources from the billionaire class. #smallbusiness #handmade #betterfuture #solidarity #boycott

Congressional candidate John Whetstone supports #MedicareForAll. But what happens to the employees if private health insurance goes away? Most could become government employees. They'd probably be treated better and we'd ALL receive better care. #IndianaPolitics #Election2026

Status obtained a copy of an invitation to David Ellison’s “intimate” dinner honoring the Trump White House.  Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/V5REacb_bzU?... Or listen via a podcast app: www.status.news/power-lines

The moment every Bolton fan dreamed of 🤍 Playoff trophy lifted at Wembley. Championship football secured 🏆

🐥 ARMY! Abaixem os seus celulares e vamos curtir o momento juntos! 🐥 Estão prontos? Estão prontos?! Vamos lá!

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Day 79 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery. Newbie Golfer working on my putt game.⛳️🏌🏽

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Today’s Extra Innings - the Astros Fans UK next-day recap: Game 51 - Astros 1-4 Twins Check out ‘3 Up, 3 Down’ as I look at the big points from a terrible overall performance to drop the series decider. What were YOUR takes on the defeat & series loss? #ChaseTheFight #Astros

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Instead of collaborating with Trump, we need a California that protects immigrant families. #abolishice #chingalamigra

“It’s not Iran, it’s Israel”

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Slaf to Caufield for his 48th!

Xi warned Trump on Taiwan. Trump blinked.

Biggers is Back with More BS! Arson isn’t activism. Cutting power in winter can put people in danger—full stop. But Lucy Biggers uses the Berlin sabotage to push climate misinformation. #climateaction #climatechange #renewableenergy #factcheck

DECLAN RICE DESCRIBES THAT TITLE-WINNING FEELING 🏆❤️

'She said she wouldn't be triggering a leadership election.' As Angela Rayner is cleared by HMRC over her tax affairs, Chief Secretary to the Treasury James Murray clears the air on whether she would attempt to oust Keir Starmer.

In this episode of #LetsTalkHousing, BC Housing discusses why it’s important to be part of the solution, not the problem, when it comes to people and their pets in the Downtown Eastside. Mandy Isaacs from the @bcspca shares ideas on how BC Housing can help.

I’m running for Congress because too often we let our representatives take our votes for granted and sideline the issues that matter like Medicare for all, affordable housing, universal child care, and not funding genocide. We are done settling.

I’m so proud of my boys for winning Song of the Summer at the AMAS! Also shoutout to the duck in Namjoon’s hand

For the second time in less than a year, the Coalition has split up and made up. While they’re focused on themselves, we’re focused on you.

I'm running for State Senate because I think our kids deserve a better future than what it looks like they'll be inheriting.

❌ Spanish Prime Minister #PedroSanchez warned that in today’s wars, starvation is increasingly being used as a deliberate weapon — including in #Palestine 's #Gäza, where he said some seek to win wars by starving entire populations.

A gente sempre se admira da coragem q a burrice traz para as pessoas.

Hart28.com Big win for New Jersey: one less giveaway to oligarchs profiting off our water & power in the Anthropocene🇺🇸

Finally, some inclusivity in the tool aisle! 🤚🏠 Watch as Matheus explains the "revolutionary" ergonomics of the left-handed hammer. #tradesman #tools #prank #jobsite #heavyequipment #carpentry #constructionmemes

Josh Jacobs was unstoppable in high school... That safety got WRECKED 😭😭 Original post

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Mentre la narrazione ufficiale continua a dipingere Israele esclusivamente come vittima, un’intervista del 2018 di Mehdi Hasan a Danny Ayalon, politico israeliano, mette a nudo una realtà ben diversa.

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President Trump openly admitting: “The Iranian people want to go out on the streets. They have no weapons… We thought the Kurds were going to give them weapons, but the Kurds disappointed us.” When leadership arms the streets. Why do the powerful always outsource their chaos?

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Don’t know about anyone else but this is what I heard when the emergency alert went off #emergencyalert

Sixers really did that shit

Your voice is your vote Register to vote by June 22nd to vote in the Arizona primary or check to make sure you are an active voter at my.arizona.vote/

If you’re a service member, military spouse, or U.S. citizen living overseas, your vote matters. Register and request your ballot at votefromabroad.org/ before June 6 so you’re ready for the Arizona election. The Arizona Primary is July 21st, but don't wait - register and request your ballot today.

FACT: 88% of Big Oil political donations go to the Republicans party. It shows. That trickle you feel isn’t wealth. It’s disdain for you. For me. For the planet. #EarthDay

Monica Land is a journalist, producer, and niece of civil rights icon Fannie Lou Hamer. Land remembers the inspiring life of the Mississippi voting rights activist who asked “Is this America?” #WeAreAmerica250

Quality message, fuck you bullygoat. #Friendship “Joy Ride” (2023)

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Jedi powers intensify!!!