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All I have to add to the discourse is that if you refused to vote for Kamala or Hillary for whatever bullshit reasons you had then and now, but you're standing ten toes down for a misogynistic neo-Nazi fuckboy like Graham Platner? You cannot be trusted, and I don't want to hear anything from you.

People on social media: "I'm so fucking sick of AMC Theatres and their horrible app making it difficult for us to buy tickets to movies like #TheOdyssey. They need to fix all their servers by the time DUNE 3 and AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY start selling tickets, or I'm fucking done with them." AMC Theatres:

I don't know what it is that makes some people want to keep voting for mediocre, unqualified white men with a history in reality television and not a single drop of Act-Right anywhere to be found within them (oh, who am I kidding? I know exactly why, as it starts with "R" and ends with "acism")...

I don't even live in L.A., and yet the fact that too many people who do live there learned absolutely nothing from President Fuckmuppet being in the White House, and actually want Spencer Pratt to be their next mayor has me like...

One of the greatest television shows ever made, and it still earned that title despite having its final season cut short. If you need a reminder that some politicians don't give a fuck that all money ain't good money, look no further than Clay Davis (played by the late, great Isiah Whitlock Jr.)

This is the CTU from "24" hiring moles to work for them on purpose.

#WonderWoman opened in theaters nine years ago today.

Snake Plissken: a man after my own cold, black, misanthropic heart.

John Carpenter getting a check when another one of his films is remade:

Me, when I find out that Zack Snyder is about to remake ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK:

Me, watching this entire freestyle:

A lot more teachers need to tell these high school students that if they even DREAM of trying to flirt and hook up with them? They need to wake up, apologize, and go back to jerking off into their gym socks.

As someone who is all too familiar with the classic work of literature that is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," my answer to the talking mouse would simply be this:

..................................Laser booty hole. (I truly am gonna miss your weird questions-asking ass #OnHere, please know that. No matter how much I'm shaking my head at you right now like Bunk in this GIF.)

Me, reading this skeet:

Find the strongest bottle of liquor I have at hand, so that I can get very, VERY drunk. I mean, really, what else are you gonna do in the presence of strippers made of cake?

Frog people juke joint. (And Remmick from SINNERS ain't gonna be allowed in that one, either.)

The only response that President Fuckmuppet will get if this is true, and he actually does show up at the Garden to watch the Knicks:

1-10) My Jamaican mom and grandma would beat my ass if they EVER caught me doing drugs or getting drunk as a kid. 11) I grew up on the Very Special Episodes and PSAs of the 1980s, which convinced me to never do drugs or get drunk. So this is me if anyone tells me, "We all did ___ as kids/teens:"

All right, #ILoveBoosters. Let's see what you've got.

Bacon (regular or turkey) Eggs Hash brown Cheese (American or cheddar) Salt Pepper Ketchup Chipotle mayo On a roll or whole wheat bread (toasted, of course)

Warner Bros. is really going above and beyond to promote #Lanterns, huh?

And make sure to put on your best soccer cleats so you can kick Uncle Randy's balls all the way into outer space when you tell him why he can't fucking come over anymore.

I think we all know who the "someone" was who made that comment:

What could possibly go wrong with A.I. being trusted to fly and control aircraft?

Me, when I notice that you got to see Luther Ronzoni Vandross live:

#TheLateShow #StephenColbert

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

#TheMandalorianAndGrogu opens in theaters this weekend. Which is a perfect opportunity for us to open our wallets and give back to the children as they look to us for guidance.

What a lovely day this was, and always will be. #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague

A funny, haunting, unflinching look at Black women seeking revenge by any means necessary, and how those same Black women always suffer the consequences when Black men embrace patriarchy and toxic masculinity as the hills they're willing to die on, even when they blow up in their own faces. #IsGodIs

The response that every teacher must give when it comes to forcibly outing their trans students:

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap:

How nice to know that people still haven't learned their lesson about wanting to vote for an unqualified white man with a background in reality television.

All right, #IsGodIs. Let's see what you've got.

If you ever feel the need to tell a Black person about how nervous or intimidated you feel or used to feel in the presence of Black people? You can and probably should expect this response:

I don't know or care if this is actually true or not. But the thought of being limited to only 50 tweets a day if you don't pay for Twitter, and no longer being able to live-tweet TV shows, sporting events, awards shows, or anything else that your timeline is watching and talking about is just...

I get that ONE LAST KILL is kinda a soft reboot for those who forgot/didn't watch THE PUNISHER on Netflix, but it's still somewhat repetitive to see Frank yet again kill more people responsible for his family's deaths (which he did in Season 1) and again decide whether to embrace being The Punisher.

THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL has its moments, and it's always great to see Jon Bernthal unleash hell as Frank Castle, but the special itself was too short, a little too over-the-top at times, and in some cases like hiring the legend Judith Light to play mob boss Ma Gnucci, not over-the-top enough.

I don't even live in Los Angeles, and my response to these film bros in the voting booth is...

You're welcome, Nina!

If you have little to no patience for the copaganda that television insists on giving us, this newsletter by @ninametz.bsky.social is for you.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD opened in U.S. theaters 11 years ago today.

Drake really felt the need to drop HOW MANY ALBUMS?!?!

Please let me know where I can find some Etsy witches to hire so they can all make sure that Cristin Milioti is also in the cast for THE BATMAN PART 2...

The fact that Brian Tyree Henry is also joining the cast for THE BATMAN PART 2? One more reason for me to say this:

When you run ABC, and you find out that your relationship with a powerful showrunner like Shonda Rhimes is ruined because one of your execs has the nerve, the cheek, the audacity, the gumption, and the gall to tell her "Don't you have enough?!" when she requests another VIP pass to Disneyland:

And as a bonus: We don't have to wait two or three years for the next season to arrive on our screens. #ThePitt

Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Allowing work that has A.I. in it to be nominated for the highest honor in all of comic books?

#TheOdyssey

One last thing about #DaredevilBornAgain: If you're a man, don't ever touch a woman without her permission. Because if you do, it's very likely that you will end up getting punched in the throat. And if that happens? Well, this song is for you.

I've said more than enough in this thread about #DaredevilBornAgain, so I'll end it with... Bring on Season 3, bring on the rest of the Defenders (including Danny Rand as Iron Fist, who is really good when the writing and scheduling for fight choreography is good), and bring back Foggy and Elektra.

No reactions at all from Heather (Matt's ex-girlfriend) or Kirsten (Matt's friend and law partner, and also Heather's friend) when Matt tells everyone that he's Daredevil? Really? To paraphrase Elvis: a little more conversation, a little less action, please. Especially for moments like that.

- We didn't have nearly as much Jessica Jones as I would've liked, but I was still happy to see her. - Whoever it was #OnHere who said that Kingpin should've ended up like Aunt Gladys at the end of WEAPONS when all of those protesters went after him was not entirely wrong. #DaredevilBornAgain

- #DaredevilBornAgain needs 10-12 episodes a season, not just 8 or 9. If only so the storylines have more room to breathe, and so characters like Cherry, BB, and especially Kirsten McDuffie (who's supposed to be Matt's friend and law partner) get more screen time, and we get some more worldbuilding.

- Loved Matthew Lillard as Mr. Charles, but he didn't get nearly as much screen time as he should have. - LILI TAYLOR! - Glad to have Jack Duquesne acting as benefactor for the rebellion, but it still would've cool to have more action scenes of him showing exactly why he's called the Swordsman.

A bunch of random thoughts about #DaredevilBornAgain now that the season is over: - Daredevil's black armored suit? (chef's kiss) - The only thing better than seeing Daredevil beat the shit out of ICE agents--er, I mean ATVF agents, is seeing Bullseye kill them, and to the music of Billy Joel.

I already miss this glasses-wearing slut so much. #Daredevil #DaredevilBornAgain

I know Bluesky isn't perfect, and I damn sure know that too many people in charge of this app are in dire need of having some sense knocked into them by Homey the Clown. (If you don't recognize that reference, ask your parents.) But if you ask me to choose between the Nazi bar and the echo chamber?