When you run ABC, and you find out that your relationship with a powerful showrunner like Shonda Rhimes is ruined because one of your execs has the nerve, the cheek, the audacity, the gumption, and the gall to tell her "Don't you have enough?!" when she requests another VIP pass to Disneyland:

And make sure to put on your best soccer cleats so you can kick Uncle Randy's balls all the way into outer space when you tell him why he can't fucking come over anymore.

As someone who is all too familiar with the classic work of literature that is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," my answer to the talking mouse would simply be this:

I know Bluesky isn't perfect, and I damn sure know that too many people in charge of this app are in dire need of having some sense knocked into them by Homey the Clown. (If you don't recognize that reference, ask your parents.) But if you ask me to choose between the Nazi bar and the echo chamber?

Me, watching this entire freestyle:

- Loved Matthew Lillard as Mr. Charles, but he didn't get nearly as much screen time as he should have. - LILI TAYLOR! - Glad to have Jack Duquesne acting as benefactor for the rebellion, but it still would've cool to have more action scenes of him showing exactly why he's called the Swordsman.

What a lovely day this was, and always will be. #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague

How nice to know that people still haven't learned their lesson about wanting to vote for an unqualified white man with a background in reality television.

Frog people juke joint. (And Remmick from SINNERS ain't gonna be allowed in that one, either.)

Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Smooth footwork and finishing from Kelsey Plum to start this one.

Jérémy Doku scored a goal & caused Brentford all SORTS of problems all match long. ⚽️

Shoot Lasers at Thunderclouds in Today's Turbo Tunnel! play here: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #TonisTurboTunnel #indiegame

Javier Bardem says “no to war and free Palestine” at the Oscars, earning a huge round of applause from everyone in the room.

Took a 'sick day' to recharge. Today, half the team is "out sick" with the same thing. It turns out, rest is the one thing we’re all craving but too afraid to ask for. If you feel the urge to step back, take it as a sign. Your tasks will be there tomorrow, but your spark needs care. 💖

Day 79 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery. Newbie Golfer working on my putt game.⛳️🏌🏽

Merry Christmas from the Gourds. 🎅🎄🎁

Ben Stiller's Knicks are going to the NBA Finals 🔥 Original post

Birthday swings at TopGolf, over 210+ yards of carry, about as straight as I’m not, just a beautiful 3 Wood shot!

To those asking if Bluesky is back: 🤼‍♂️

🇬🇧🍔 £2600 BURGER IN LONDON 🍔🇬🇧

Slaf to Caufield for his 48th!

📚"If you have a message: push it out. People will care." Author Pete Colter on the success of his writing. This week’s Hot Seat: Media Monday on 95.5 FM the Heat streams below. 👍😎 🖥 YouTube: shorturl.at/HNvaS 🎧 Spotify: shorturl.at/W3dzZ 🎧 Apple: shorturl.at/IlbPq 🎧 iHeart: shorturl.at/BeEVr

With my kids crying from hunger and their innocent tears running dry, rats&snakes surround our tent.My husband is critically injured in the hospital,&I suffer from heart disease. We only need £300 to rent a room&save my kids before it’s too late. Save my kids from death🥹🥹 chuffed.org/project/lobnah

BEAM’s first community-created merch is live. Designed by a BEAM member in partnership with our team, the official 15 oz BEAM mug is now available at beamstream.gg/store/merch#... Intro price $20 (includes tax + US shipping) You can even use BEAM Embers toward your purchase!

"Trump is really good about asserting his own reality ... but Americans aren't going to buy it if things don't change and change soon. And even if they do improve, the higher prices are going to remain for a while," said @jonlemire.bsky.social.

Today we celebrate Greece’s Independence Day, a moment to honor the country’s history and enduring spirit. 🇬🇷 Ελευθερία και Δημοκρατία – Freedom and Democracy. Χρόνια πολλά σε όλους τους Έλληνες!

An Iranian artist performs in the street. He sells onions and grates them in front of people… So people will cry for the lives they are forced to live. A #performance art piece reflecting the painful reality of everyday life for ordinary people. #Iran He has written: “Premium Tear-Inducing Onions.”😰

"It's a work in progress, but embracing technology." NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman shares how they're working to improve the game experience for fans 🙌 (via @PatMcAfeeShow) Original post

<courtesy of @charlotteclymer> Last night, CBS News awarded the Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship to Santiago Campos, a high school journalist. ...In accepting, he took the time to condemn the direction of CBS News to much surprise & applause from the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

For the second time in less than a year, the Coalition has split up and made up. While they’re focused on themselves, we’re focused on you.

путин уже и слово "ура" не может нормально произнести - шамкает, - а всё ещё своими ракетами разрушает жилые дома, - Зеленский 🤡

💞😵💞Stupidly, sexy Max💞😵💞

Had a great day out at the One Of A Kind Spring Show here in Chicago at The Mart. Got to meet some new vendors and visit with favorites. There are mentions and tags on my Instagram post, so if you see something of interest please check them out. #oneofakindshowchicago #todaysadventure

The eyes of the ocean 🐠 Tēnaka developed Tēnaka Station, an underwater device placed on the seabed that captures images every 30 seconds. AI analyzes the data to identify species, track biodiversity, and detect predators. See Tenaka live at the Impact Village during #VivaTech 2026 🚀

Sound on ☝️Endlich mal nützlich

今日もラブラブです❤️😍

Parenthood was the turning point. “I realized I couldn’t be the dad my kids needed if I didn’t get real help—not just white-knuckling it.” This is where the real work started. #Fatherhood #HealingForThem

Something everyone can get behind

Mapping how neurons connect across the brain is one of neuroscience’s biggest challenges. MouseLight (a Janelia Research Campus project) is building a dataset of fully traced neurons — available to researchers everywhere, & helping to reveal how brain circuits work & what goes wrong in disease.

What do the Illuminati, Freemasons, and anti-Jacobin conspiracies have to do with the Book of Mormon? Caroline Kline and Colby Townsend discuss his new Fall article “Secret Societies and the Political Context of Joseph Smith’s Rewritten Scripture.” www.dialoguejournal.com/podcasts/sec...

Biggest cultural divide in America today is whether you think this clip is scary or cool as hell

🎧The Jabot: Executive comp includes salary, bonus, stock, non-competes, severance, deferred comp, and tax rules. Sandra Cohen shows why M&A, corporate, tax, and employment law skills matter for advising C-suites. Full episode: https://ow.ly/ee8e50YsmrI

Réduction du cadmium : à l'Assemblée, Annie Genevard oppose les lanceurs d'alerte aux agriculteurs alors même que cette proposition de loi vient... d'un agriculteur ! Mise au point par @zoemoreau.bsky.social et @benoit-biteau.bsky.social 👇 www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

Bash: "The company doing the reflecting pool has a 20% profit margin, .... standard is 6 to 12 percent" Burgum: ..."Fake news is too simple, ...... The Obama administration spent more money. ....Everybody should be celebrating President Trump"

I have to respectfully disagree. While you might feel like you’re "shrinking," your presence here is anything but small. The authenticity you share is exactly why 4.9k of us follow you. Many of us wrestle with those same "barely tolerated" ghosts, but we see you with total admiration. (1/2) 🤗

Well, you're wrong.

ALL THE CREATURES WERE STIRRING! The perfect Holiday Horror anthology to dig into today! Our fresh Episode is available on our YouTube or you can listen wherever you get your podcasts! #Christmas2025 #HolidayHorror @juliacmarchese.bsky.social @theterigamble.bsky.social @sierrarein.bsky.social

I’ve been emotionally validating my dog for years. He barks, I affirm. Zero understanding. Full commitment.

Nö Presskopf, das ist völlig legal! Illegal ist der Überfall auf die Ukraine Illegal ist das Morden in der Ukraine etc. etc. Peskow reagierte auf die Zerstörung der russischen Logistik- und Militärinfrastruktur durch die Ukraine mit den Worten: „Das ist illegal!“ www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWar...

If you’re a service member, military spouse, or U.S. citizen living overseas, your vote matters. Register and request your ballot at votefromabroad.org/ before June 6 so you’re ready for the Arizona election. The Arizona Primary is July 21st, but don't wait - register and request your ballot today.

June is Men’s Health Month. During this month, we bring awareness to health issues for boys and men. To learn about men’s health resources, visit: https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/OHE/Pages/Mens_Landing_Page.aspx #MensHealth #MensHealthMonth #MensHealthTips #MensNutrition #MentalHealthSupport

"Today, they [Ukraine] are fighting the biggest match - the match for freedom and democracy." This video is already a few days old, but I really liked it so decided to share it with you. Chef José Andrés, founder of @wck.org and a UNITED24 ambassador,

Desculpe, mas é simplesmente a trilogia de God of War Remake chegando!! 💙🚀 #godofwar #playstation

I'm just glad no one thought my Polo joke was pony.

Quality message, fuck you bullygoat. #Friendship “Joy Ride” (2023)

Ok moms out there, I understand raising kids is difficult. It's hard to get a breather. But has your 300 pound kid ever stepped on your trunk when you're trying to get in a nap? 🐘

7 killed and 11 injured in Ukrainian drone strike on civilian bus in Donetsk