Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

As someone who is all too familiar with the classic work of literature that is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," my answer to the talking mouse would simply be this:

The response that every teacher must give when it comes to forcibly outing their trans students:

The fact that Brian Tyree Henry is also joining the cast for THE BATMAN PART 2? One more reason for me to say this:

I get that ONE LAST KILL is kinda a soft reboot for those who forgot/didn't watch THE PUNISHER on Netflix, but it's still somewhat repetitive to see Frank yet again kill more people responsible for his family's deaths (which he did in Season 1) and again decide whether to embrace being The Punisher.

I don't know what it is that makes some people want to keep voting for mediocre, unqualified white men with a history in reality television and not a single drop of Act-Right anywhere to be found within them (oh, who am I kidding? I know exactly why, as it starts with "R" and ends with "acism")...

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

..................................Laser booty hole. (I truly am gonna miss your weird questions-asking ass #OnHere, please know that. No matter how much I'm shaking my head at you right now like Bunk in this GIF.)

Warner Bros. is really going above and beyond to promote #Lanterns, huh?

Reporter: Are you losing control of the Senate, Senate Republicans? Trump: I don’t know. I really don’t know. I only do what’s right. - ballroom? Wtf

🎙️ On #onpoli with @spaikin.bsky.social and @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social: • The Ontario government’s transit takeover • Stratford’s strong mayor legal challenge • Honda’s pause on its $15B EV plant in Alliston • Nate Erskine-Smith’s appeal over his nomination loss 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Tonight, Darren Perron raises a glass to a local brewery in St. Albans City 🍻 We're telling the stories of every town & city in the state, with a new location each week-- St. Albans City will be 48 of 252. Tune into the story on tonight's Channel 3 News at Six.

Absolute bombshell. Prominent Australian activist Juliet Lamont exposes the terrifying reality of Zionist detention. She confirms Israeli forces systematically tortured activists, detailing horrific sexual assaults and beatings. MSM is actively hiding these war crimes.

More good days start with community. This May, CATCH is sharing programs, events, and resources that support mental health for kids, families, and our whole community all month long. #catchiscommunity #MHAM2026 #GoodDaysBuiltTogether

Important: The threat of American military force has lost its potency in the US-Iran equation. This fundamentally changes the dynamics between the US and Iran. The US can no longer approach diplomacy as a matter of dictating terms - it has to be real give and take

Trump is throwing out different Iran War narratives to see which will stick. But this isn't a marketing company where you A/B test Facebook ads. This is the US government. This is war.

Test your gaming knowledge with our 2025 VGC Quiz of the Year! @jordanmiddler.bsky.social, @scully1888.bsky.social and @andyrobinson.bsky.social battle it out. Available now: www.patreon.com/posts/147080...

Do you agree? 👀 #nba #rookieoftheyear #cooperflagg #dallasmavs #roty

Monday 5/25/26 Quick4Cast. Memorial Day forecast. What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details #stlwx Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

Memorial Day was originally called Decoration Day. The earliest took place in SC on May 1, 1865, when formerly enslaved African Americans reburied soldiers & decorated their graves. A chapter of American history that was omitted from history books. 📚 🇺🇸 #MemorialDay #DecorationDay #BlackHistory

Instead of collaborating with Trump, we need a California that protects immigrant families. #abolishice #chingalamigra

Why some indie game companies feel like a AAA game company in disguise 💸 I do deep dives like this at twitch.tv/jmaagamespr so give me a follow if you enjoyed this! 🤗

To those asking if Bluesky is back: 🤼‍♂️

Am I a misfit? Maybe that’s the name, I never learned to play the social game. My nose in a book, not in the herd, Small talk’s a language I never preferred. Understood by only a few, And honestly, that will do. #saturdayfeeling #saturdaymotivation #writer #thoughts #poem #poetry #vss365 #misfit

Raisa Blommestijn legt uit dat Nazisme voet aan de grond kreeg met het beperken van de vrijheid van meningsuiting, dat ziet ze nu ook gebeuren. Slachtoffer Raisa heeft zelf ervaren dat ze steeds minder mag zeggen, ze heeft al 3 jaar te maken met justitie "voor een aantal tweets"

Xi warned Trump on Taiwan. Trump blinked.

Check out my other social media accounts, but follow me here!! Copy paste: linktr.ee/meangirlv1

Robots aren’t what we think We imagine intelligent machines. Reality? Very limited systems. Alan Winfield explains what robots can actually do—and what their learning reveals about us. Full episode: youtu.be/zmetn7sSMn4 #robotics #AI #tech #podcast

Greenland chants, "GO HOME USA!"

"She's still here. Every morning I wake up She's there dancing and smiling. Still not gone... Carnival done for days now, but She's still here. Haunting me." - The artist Easton #sugarmas #VisitStKitts #islandlife #CarnivalVibes

#folkpunk #protestsong #politicalmusic #antitrump #antimaga #acousticpunk #indiemusic

The new Onion Infowars is bringing us Jim Haggerty, who is no longer doing silly his Porkin' Across America stuff. Now, he is bringing THE TRUTH!

💞😵💞Stupidly, sexy Max💞😵💞

The eyes of the ocean 🐠 Tēnaka developed Tēnaka Station, an underwater device placed on the seabed that captures images every 30 seconds. AI analyzes the data to identify species, track biodiversity, and detect predators. See Tenaka live at the Impact Village during #VivaTech 2026 🚀

Worthy winners PSG🏆 Paris Saint-Germain fans raise a "Free Palestine" banner in solidarity with Palestine✊🏼🇵🇸

On The Opinion Guy, David Valdez discusses: Have changes to Hunter Greene's wind-up led to his injuries? Full show: tinyurl.com/3wkd6ash #cincinnatireds #baseball #theopinionguy #mlb

The PS5, it calls to you...

Members of Congress are currently discussing renewal of the Surface Transportation Reauthorization (STR), a bill that will impact the options we have for getting around, our future climate, air quality & even our wallets. Join us in calling for a better transportation future: act.ucsusa.org/4uUEIXl

PM Cowboy Podcast #49 Thema: Change Dich am Arsch – Warum Veränderung so oft scheitert Gast: Univ.-Prof. Dr. Axel Koch – Autor, Hochschulprofessor, Speaker und einer der pointiertesten Kritiker klassischer Change-Management-Ansätze

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Darling, that is a compliment. "never be quiet" by rupi kaur, from her book home body. #poetryreading #opinion #bigideas #galaxybrain #soothingvoice

It’s been a 💜 Lavender Making kind of day 💜 We’re now fully stocked with our beautiful, best-selling lavender bunches! 🌿 Perfect for gifting, styling your home, or adding a natural touch to your crafts ✨ Grab yours here 👇 shiningbrightarts.etsy.com/listing/1570... #lavender #driedflowers

Deb O’Neill unloads on ASIC’s Sarah Court for continuing to let PwC & KPMG “run ASIC round & round” at taxpayer expense after Court says it’ll be hard to investigate KPMG’s latest tender-rigging scandal coz they hire expensive lawyers “It’s an outrageous proposition”🔥 #auspol

KCCI crews are at the federal courthouse in Des Moines today for Ian Roberts' sentencing. The former DMPS superintendent has pleaded guilty to falsely claiming to be a U.S. citizen and illegally possessing firearms MORE: https://t.ly/0IQw2 

Yes, it's horrifying 😱

Too many local businesses have already closed their doors. We need urgent action to save our hospitality sector. Lib Dems’ proposal to reduce VAT to 15%, at least until April 2027, would be a step towards protecting hospitality before it is too late for others.

☀️🌬️ The share of solar and wind power has grown at an impressive annual rate of 13% since 2020. Even so, that rate must more than double to stay on track for 2030. Only a faster pace of change can make up for lost time. Read the #StateOfClimateAction: bit.ly/4owx8y7

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Helping first-time buyers reach the finish line without hiccups is what we do best. Our team focuses on speed, professionalism, and locking in solid rates so you can focus on your new home. Efficiency shouldn't be rare in this industry—it should be the standard. #HomeBuyer #Mortgage #ClientReview

Kyle Schwarber hit one of the most memorable home runs in @Cubs history during the 2015 NLDS against the Cardinals! The Cubs and Cardinals square off again tonight on #SundayNightBaseball.

I’ve been emotionally validating my dog for years. He barks, I affirm. Zero understanding. Full commitment.

no fête de la musique Pauline Boudry & Renate Lorenz, No Future, No Past #music #punk #queer

Two Quotes That Ring True: 1) "The wise try to adjust themselves to the truth, while fools try to adjust the truth to themselves." 2) "You do not become a master unless you learn to be a very, very good student." #Woke #Wise #OpenMinded #Kind #Empathetic You Deserve Better! Grow With Me!

When they tell you to take a full day off work, drive to the Board of Elections, and bring $165 worth of documents just to register to vote they’ve absolutely lost me. Voting is a RIGHT, not an errand that costs you money and a vacation day. Call 1 (202) 224-3121. #SaveActIsPayToVote

Quality message, fuck you bullygoat. #Friendship “Joy Ride” (2023)

V🤮X intentando meter a Ndogo y a Quiles en el congreso: "estan invitados por mi La ley es la ley patriotas de mier...

🎬 Trailer final de 'SUPERGIRL' de Craig Gillespie, Milly Alcock interpreta a Kara Zor-El/Supergirl. En cines el 26 de junio de 2026. #Supergirl #SupergirlMovie

thank you for surviving my weeklong halloween sale spam. here is a treat from my current sketchbook <3