One last thing about #DaredevilBornAgain: If you're a man, don't ever touch a woman without her permission. Because if you do, it's very likely that you will end up getting punched in the throat. And if that happens? Well, this song is for you.

As someone who is all too familiar with the classic work of literature that is "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie," my answer to the talking mouse would simply be this:

People on social media: "I'm so fucking sick of AMC Theatres and their horrible app making it difficult for us to buy tickets to movies like #TheOdyssey. They need to fix all their servers by the time DUNE 3 and AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY start selling tickets, or I'm fucking done with them." AMC Theatres:

How nice to know that people still haven't learned their lesson about wanting to vote for an unqualified white man with a background in reality television.

Find the strongest bottle of liquor I have at hand, so that I can get very, VERY drunk. I mean, really, what else are you gonna do in the presence of strippers made of cake?

Me, reading this skeet:

Bacon (regular or turkey) Eggs Hash brown Cheese (American or cheddar) Salt Pepper Ketchup Chipotle mayo On a roll or whole wheat bread (toasted, of course)

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD opened in U.S. theaters 11 years ago today.

Me, watching this entire freestyle:

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

Showing off our new disc design from Ryguy’s Dyes (find them on Instagram!). Bounced it around a skate bowl and got it riding the rim — such a fun test. #DiscGolfCity #GameDev #IndieGame #DiscGolf #SkatePark #Godot

"Will you be the energy secretary?" Last night, ahead of today's cabinet appointments, Stephen Flynn was asked by Calum Macdonald if he would take up the role of energy secretary... Would he be a good appointment for John Swinney?

Feb 22,2023 "There is no room for climate deniers or climate MINIMALISTS in the twenty first century" The current ( for now ) Prime Minister of New Zealand, now entirely responsible for the current NZ Trumpist pro-fossil-fuel policy coalition government. [ www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiVF... ] #nzpol

When you know you’re the bottom though.

I can't play as Val'ty in Neverwinter Online, but I'm ok with that because at least I can play as some hot gith guys.

#AdamDriver at Cannes 2026 on Lena Dunham’s memoir: “No comment… saving it all for my book.” 🤯  Dunham claimed he yelled and threw a chair on the Girls set.  🎥 credit: @variety & @lenadunham on Instagram 👉 N Crowd, what’s your take: guilty vibes or just trolling?

#GoodMorning. ☕ William's wandering from match to match, bickering in football forums – while the Duchy's £1.1bn sits tax‑free, Andrew's £150m security bill grows, and child poverty triples. Macbeth saw ghosts. Willy sees banners and calls it "passion." 👑⚽

Tampa Florida is one of the most racist places on earth without a doubt. I used to live there. Its crazy how it can be all happy and accommodating then a certain group shows up and just start with that envious shit because they dont have the means to enjoy themselves

Remembering the time that reporter COOKED James Harden this dude is still undefeated lmao

Your weekly reminder than you can take a break. We know it is a lot, and that is what the Trump crew is trying to do....overwhelm us. Take a deep breath and go touch some grass!

'Taraxacum officinale, Sir .. millions of 'em!' .. Sunshine strolling, earlier..

I've put my dog RONALDO into the new carnival horde map of my game BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT, it's also 25% off!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! store.steampowered.com/app/3191050/ #boomershooter #steam #indie #indiedev #games

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Leaving this here to honor women; specifically for the things we carry. Thank you. @mlipsitt.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @dpfrazier22.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @itsbek.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @boldsea.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social

VIDEO: A data center's high-pitched drone hums through the walls of Donald Briggs’ home, an unwelcome newcomer to his Mount Pleasant neighborhood. What was a temporary roar of construction shifts into a mechanical whine as Microsoft’s massive $3.3 billion AI campus prepares to come online.

And yet the Pedophile squatting in the Oval Office, is not prosecuted or punished in any shape way or form. And his consolation prize, is to be a president. SERIOUSLY...... 🤷‍♀️ We live in a clown dystopian dictatorship world right now. .

There are over 4,000 evacuees from Pimichikamak as a result of the power failure and government inaction. Many of these folks have been evacuated to Winnipeg Centre and need our support.

I love Livvy farm content! So peaceful & you just know her heart is full when she’s with her animals 💜🥰💐 From her IG

I'm happy that I Voted for Xavier Becerra the guy who stood up to Trump and isn't afraid to do it again. Unlike Steve Hilton, who's a MAGA puppet. VOTE FOR XAVIER BECERRA FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR 🗳️ #LosAngeles #SanFrancisco #LongBeach #OrangeCounty #SanDiego #PalmSprings #InlandEmpire

Supporting CYP with #IntellectualDisability & co-occurring #mentalhealth difficulties requires ethical & effective psychological interventions. Dr. Sarah Carman will explore evidence-based strategies, key principles, and essential adaptations for practice. https://bit.ly/4sLYdzU

During Rodolfo Borrell's time leading Austin FC's front office, few teams in MLS were more underwhelming. Tons of 💰 spent, precious little return. Shared my thoughts on Borrell's exit on the @totalsoccershow.bsky.social. 📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V6i...

Will Jose Mourinho’s second spell at Real Madrid be a success? 🤔

Wishing you peace, joy & health this holiday season—and beyond! Thank you for helping us deliver lifesaving care to communities in need worldwide. #HappyHolidays

What did this guy know?

Well I guess she told him. #GunSense #Shero

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A new law in Missouri seeks to protect governments and businesses from mass-filed web-content accessibility violation lawsuits seeking quick settlements. ♿ Full scoop @keelyquinlan.bsky.social 📰 ➡️ statescoop.com/new-missouri... #Missouri #ADA #Justice #Accessibility #508Compliance

👂 Canadian scientists say infrasound - sound waves below 20 Hz that are typically imperceptible to humans - could be causing you to have negative feelings and feel stressed buff.ly/SE1e1oW #science #sciencenews #research #stem #facts #knowledge #sciencefacts #infrasound #stressed

the greatest manager, who changed the face of the league and raised the tactical standard, retires today

🚨We raised almost $550,000 last quarter!🚨 99% of our donations are from individuals - & not a dime from corporate PACs or AIPAC. Our movement is gaining steam, sign up to volunteer at HamawyforNJ.com and help us keep up this momentum!

Author: neuralviz @neuralviz Tigg Talk - Ep. 454 #interdimensional #aliens #adultswim #shorts #rickandmorty #podcastclips #podcasts

STREAM TODAY FROM 3 to 5 then again from 6:30 to 8:30!!! Come on by and say hi :) #twitchstreaming #twitchaffiliate #livestreamers

A NINTENDO CONSEGUIU: VIRTUAL BOY NO SWITCH 1 e 2 😁😂 #nintendo #nintendoswitch #nintendoswitch2

El Tinacatl sparks curiosity across mexico city rooftops 🔍🏙️ #Tinacatl https://go.casadechiles.com/0P8lLk

Die heutige Autosuppe wird ihnen serviert von der Türkei. #Klimakatastrophe

accidental orbiting rockets aside, missiles track now! just need to fix some issues i noticed with the lock system. #godot #indiedev #solodev #gamedev

本人自らオンラインで作成者と話してたんと違うやろか？ あくまで推測やけど…🤔

⭕Le #Hezbollah publie des images d’une opération menée le 27 mai 2026, visant un char Merkava de l’armée #Israélienne à la périphérie Sud de la localité de #Zawtar-Al-Charqiya, dans le Sud du #Liban, à l’aide d’un drone #FPV-Ababil.

Only 4 more days until you get to meet the Spinosaurus! 🦖 You've been introduced to 2, now get ready to meet what was described as a group of ravens in a field of purple flowers - Gothic has entered the chat! 🐦‍⬛💜

O enfrentamento ao crime organizado é fundamental, mas não pode servir de pretexto para abrir brechas à interferência externa nos assuntos do Brasil. Precisamos de investigação, inteligência e fortalecimento das instituições para combater a violência sem colocar em... 🧵1/2⤵️ Benedita da Silva

Dr Oz on Trump's fourth medical examination since he took office: "That amount of energy and mental acuity does not exist in a vacuum. You have to have a vessel to carry it, and the president has a unique ability to just keep going at all hours of the day and with remarkable strength"

Henry Nowak's father appealed for his murder not to be "used to create further hatred, division or tension." Nigel Farage, the far right and racists generally had other ideas.

Trump on the January 6th insurrection: People went there with love. There was so much love and friendship. It was the most amazing thing.

The Better Days Club is teaming up with the Cotton Factory to host its second annual summer music festival this Saturday. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/celebrate-the-rich-arts-community-at-hamiltons-summer-block-party/

At least one person was killed and dozens were injured in an Iranian drone attack on Kuwait’s international airport on Wednesday. The death is the first reported fatality in a Gulf state since the U.S. and Iran agreed to a cease-fire in April. nyti.ms/43NSpe8

🌙🎶 R&B THURSDAYS AT HUSH 🎶🌙 Smooth sounds, cocktails, hookah & Queens nightlife energy all in one place 🍸💨🔥 NYC’s top DJs setting the vibe all night 🎧✨ 📍 Maspeth Queens https://hushloungegarden.com #HushLoungeGarden #RNBThursdays #QueensNightlife

Marjane Satrapi November 22, 1969—June 4, 2026 'Persepolis' 2007

RIZZLER clip @claudiatakesoup.bsky.social

ABS overturned in #Orioles at #RedSox (Top 9). Samuel Basallo challenged the called strike. Called Strike -> Ball. HP: Marvin Hudson | Upheld 43.6% (24/55). Later: Samuel Basallo lines out sharply to center fielder Ceddanne Rafaela.

Posted 4 wks ago & still relevant, by @loveshannoncole.bsky.social "loveshannoncole: love is love 💗🏳️‍🌈✨(heyllam I hope you and your date had an amazing time at prom & are ignoring all the hate comments)" Thank you, Shannon, for posting this & your message🏳️‍🌈💙🙂 Yes, maga are cosplaying #Christians