I wake up to read 3 different stories of men being arrested at theme parks. One at Six Flags for eating food on a coaster One at Cedar Point for pulling down the skirt of an 18 year old trans girl. One at Disney World for filming an upskirt video of a girl trying to ride Tron: Lightcycle Run.

OH FUCK YOU! THEY END UP TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

When your GOAT washed:

Holy shit...

When a post-Rebel Moon Zack Snyder is announced to direct a remake of your favorite John Carpenter film:

PFFT

Me: *Dealing with how I confessed feelings for a friend & dealing with the logical outcome that she doesn't feel the same way* Me: *Rewatches Dispatches From Elsewhere before it leaves Netflix* DFEW *Someone confesses their feelings for a friend & has to deal with her not feeling the same way*

Seeing white cis women go on about how Ethel has a toxic personality and dipping their toes into transphobia. Seeing white trans women say "Well we all had an edgelord phase like this! And some of it is kinda based!" Meanwhile any woman who was Black or Latina who was aware of the beef was like:

The Boy and the Boogie Man gonna do it all over again I guess.

How did we get to a place where the loudest voices on your health aren’t doctors, farmers, or healers… but billionaires, lobbyists, and corporations with something to sell? Time to wake up. Time to take your health back into your own hands. @itsdaverobinson

A motorcycle was seen dangling from a traffic light following a collision with another vehicle in #Vancouver. According to local police, the rider was hospitalized with serious but non-life-threatening injuries, while the driver of the other vehicle was not injured. #Accident #Crash #Canada

Robert Peston, "I've been bombarded with messages from members of the Labour government saying that Keir Starmer has to let Andy Burnham run" "You will then have Burnham running for Labour in Makerfield saying vote for me to get rid of the Prime Minister" "We've never had a by-election like it"

Next week on B*tch, Listen: @vilissathompson.bsky.social explains that true crime has a disability problem. Disabled victims are erased—and their deaths reframed as mercy.

"Who am I to turn away a paying customer?" #TeddysHaven #Vtuber

50 Cent warned us about hantavirus in 2003!! 😱😱 #hantavirus #50cent #indaclub #currentevents #fyp

Them: oh, don’t be dramatic! Me: ☺️🤣💜

New guide: Growbed Farming and Placement in Subnautica 2 - unlock, build, and optimize your base garden for steady food, med supplies, and biofuel. Read the full walkthrough and starter layouts: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/grow... #Subnautica2 #Subnautica #Gaming #SurvivalGame

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Er ist wieder da. Und es gibt Protest gegen die Neuaufstellung des Lueger-Denkmals #wien

Trump’s tariffs are now being refunded. Will we consumers see any of that money? #trump #tariffs

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“We either get better regulation and transparency on algorithms and campaign financing and what they do with data or we fight fire with fire - we can’t just stand still!” 🇨🇦 @joniaskola.bsky.social on Alberta data breach and how to stop manipulation by far right! The OShow youtu.be/wkwpWdObbdA?si…

The President of the United States is trying to use $1.8 billion dollars of taxpayer money to pay off his political allies. This corruption is running rampant in Washington, and we need fresh representatives in Congress to put a stop to it. #corruption #trump #ericchung #ericchungformichigan

Israel says it will sue @nytimes.com over Nicholas Kristof's reporting on the horrible torture of Palestinian prisoners. It's an absurd attack on press freedom meant to further shield any accountability. Watch us count the ways this lawsuit threat is both frivolous and outrageous.

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In Oregon; Clackamas county police caught on camera beating man today! Anyone have any additional video? Any additional information? Please leave comments.... This is disgusting.... This has to stop. He was thrown to the ground head/face first.

#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

The woke games detector got me 😔 Anyways, wishlist “Project Songbird” on Steam and PS5, coming Q1 2026 😉 🔗 in 🧵 #indiehorror #indiegames #HorrorGames #steamgames #wokecontent

"Easy" by J.seph, out now.

Nagasaki Harbor, Japan #Japan #Nippon

How you start matters less than how consistent you are. Momentum is built through repetition, not perfection. More reflections → https://www.amazon.com/author/flumultus #Flumultus #Consistency #Discipline

The best part is when we get to celebrate them at the end of class. We hope that these positive words encourage them to keep going in their journey in the shooting sports! We love SAFETY and it shows!! . #kidssafefoundation #gunsafety #rangeday

Scenes from Saturday's "No Kings" protest in Oakland. 🎥 Doug Zimmerman

So excited!

On his upcoming 50th birthday, the wife of ‘israel’’s National Security Minister, Itamar Ben Gvir, presented him with a cake depicting a gallows, bearing a noose for the execution of semitic Palestinian captives. 2 May 2026. #IsraeliCrimes 𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 Palestine 🇵🇸 news 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 📣🚨📰🌍

Thank you to @mrgood.arte and his Assistant, @anotherguywithacamera 📸 It was super fun , I loved hanging out with you guys. Photography: @mrgood Outfits : @rainbowshops Makeup: @valeriaugc Music: 🎵 DANDELIONS 🎵 @ricksloboda @nexeri.music @j.a.e_official @viktorgrimon @gahararecords

bread and water soup one year anniversary begins now twitch.tv/linktothepabst

Doing a major overhaul of how corpses, bodies, and body parts are handled. Here I’m using debug tools to dismember this poor gobbo for science. Soon I'll be killing goblins with their own hands. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #roguelike #goblin #roguelike #simulation #pixelart #darkfantasy #DFE

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Power isn’t given. It’s taken. In this world, so is love. Tangled Empires dark Mafia series (Anna Harding) For readers of #AnnaZaires #RinaKent #PenelopeSky #darkromance #mafiaromance #darkromanceworld #morallygreyromance #slowburnromance #booktok

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🚒 Miquel López, inspector en cap de suport dels Bombers, alerta sobre el risc d'incendi si s'allarguen les altes temperatures. 🗣️ "La vegetació tornarà a entrar en parada vegetativa i no tindrà capacitat per aprofitar l'aigua que hi ha a terra" | @rtvecatalunya.bsky.social

Today’s Extra Innings - the Astros Fans UK next-day recap: Game 59 - Astros 4-5 Brewers (10 inns) Check out ‘3 Up, 3 Down’ as I look at the key points from a hugely frustrating defeat to start the series at home. What were YOUR takes on the loss? #ChaseTheFight #Astros

#ukraine #ZelenskyyUa PEOPLE #Front_ukrainian#militarynewsUa LOVE, MERCY ASKED BY JESUS, COMPASSION OUT OF FAITH, YOUR soul must be NOT BOUGHT ON SAND BUT ON ROCK. BE WISE MATHEW 7. 24-26 🙏AT 22:00-00:00 #unitedNations #NATO #Europe

Turns out your the best weapons billionaires could buy and a weapon they’ve had aimed at public education for a generation.

#KenPaxton is bad for #Texas. But don’t just take our word for it, check out what Paxton’s own party has to say about him:

UGH.. challenge

🇺🇸🇨🇺 Cuba's military is made up of 50,000 soldiers, 30 aging aircraft, and Soviet-era equipment. On paper, little conventional resistance would be faced by U.S. forces.

That one time my #JUUL died at my grandmother’s… obvi I had to make a charger… duhhh… awe, I was so ~cute 🙅🏻‍♀️ not knowing what “Contacts” were, literally referred to them as “squares” 😭🤧🤧🤧🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥸🥸 This was the only reason I triple majored adding Electrical Engineering 🤓🔧 Okay, back to the books!📚..✌️

Never let @goliraa.bsky.social in a deadlock vc

Mark Amodei had a distinguished career of making the rich richer and voting to strip healthcare away from thousands of Northern Nevadans. As an organizer during many of those key votes, I saw firsthand what that meant for families in our community.

Fuck me. How fucking embarrassing, you don’t repent for me you absolute tossers. How about asking the gods to forgive Israel for its genocide and land grabbing?

We don't have to stop dreaming here in Baltimore County. We can dream big — and deliver. I was pleased to join Michael Silberman — a one-of-a-kind community leader and advocate — on Real Stories of Addiction and Hope.

Whoever represents NY-7 has an obligation to Puerto Rico — on the island and in the diaspora. That means getting the vultures off their backs and fighting for self-determination.