Me in unwanted yet unavoidable conversation: Simulated 12 exit strategies & currently choosing one that damages the fewest social relationships. #INTJ Also me:

🧵1/6 🌧️ The sky opened over Central Texas. Roads vanished. Power flickered. Families scrambled with no warning. In towns like Burnet, Leander, & Liberty Hill that flooded overnight, help couldn’t wait. While officials assessed damage, H‑E‑B was already on the road. #TexasFlood #H-E-B #TexasFEMA

🙋🏻‍♀️Sleepy drunk 1/2 a drink & my eyes get heavy then I start looking for a comfy chair, couch… shoulder I'd assume my 52% European dna would hold but imagine the 41% Spanish side & 11% Portuguese side are arguing over who invented sangria while my 38% Indigenous side drinks, smirks at debate, & 😴

🥹 Lewis Capaldi?!? What have you done? My emotions! My eyes are leaking… 🎼 But, till the day I die, I will dream of you. In a million lives, You’re the one I’d choose I’ll love you, Till my last breath You’re gone, but Something in the heavens tells me that we’ll be together again.

Challenge Accepted. Typed “guilty pleasures” to see which song came up. The Killers ‘Mr. Brightside’ Apropos. Anytime the word ‘jealousy’ came up, I’d sing 🎶 ‘turning saints into the sea, swimming thru sick lullabies, choking on ur alibis…’ & if they didn’t join me, we couldn’t be friends.

I’ll recall the Harbor Bridge fondly. The times I crossed as a child, riding w/my daddy to his job beneath. A spectacular view once my eyes topped the window’s edge, fear of its height subsided. Praying as my 1st 4-cyl car inched to peak & flood of relief it did. A gateway to family, friends, & fun.

Relaxing weekend. Until Sunday realizing I have work tomorrow. Me: 😌 📖 Also me:

Hmm…This is how the game played in my head as I watched it. #DALvsLV

Yup…This is how you have to change the cabin air filter. smh Modern Engineers. 🙄

Stay Do not bring me the moon, bring me your faithful hands when the night is heavy and the silence presses close. I do not need mountains moved. I need the warmth of your breath finding mine in the dark, slow and certain. If you would cross oceans, cross the distance between us, …

You‘d get something like Reyna Joy only it would be YOUR avatar … like the one’s you have on @playstation.com and the theme would be based on your skins from the song, the game, custom #brand made. The possibilities for using this technology for FUN are ENDLESS! Monetization is a licensing issue

This is my Eurovision entry for 2026 - The Loo Boo-ga-loo 🏳️‍⚧️

Your legacy media keeps you in the dark and feeds you bullshit. Watch how a bloody new war will be sold as a great triumph. We’ll tell you who why when what and how. “Truth Lies & Media” is live! ⚡️ Promo Match Frame Editing #auspol #NewsCorpse

Avid Content Core adds an intelligence layer to your content lifecycle. Check out how at NAB Booth N2226 ▶️ avid.com/nab #avid #ai #agenticai #avidcontentcore #newsproduction #nab2026 #nabshow #nab #broadcast #mediaproduction

Storms along the Gulf Coast Sunday brought strong winds, leaving a trail of damage behind. Storms are expected to return Monday, as Gulf Coast Meteorologists have issued a Weather Impact Day.

Alan Chambers was once the head of Exodus International, which claimed to ‘cure’ gays and lesbians.

Would you pet our cute agent, THUNDER? 🐶 #gamedev #indiegame #Barkour

⚽🏆 Thanks to Manchester City's 1-1 draw at Bournemouth, #Arsenal have won their 14th #PremierLeague title, breaking a 22 year-long dry spell. Outside Emirates Stadium in #London, fans turned up in droves to celebrate ⤵️

Bmw bikeqqq

Scoliosis is more than a curve on an X-ray. Pain and progression are shaped by neuromuscular control, flexibility, recovery, and biology. Similar curves can behave very differently. The curve isn’t the whole story. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

I’ve never appreciated fútbol (soccer) as much as watching Brandon Aubrey nail a field goal like a man who used to bend corners past keepers for fun. He tied today’s game with a 64‑yard FG at the end of regulation, then iced it in OT with a 46‑yard game‑winner. 🔥 #NYGvsDAL

#ImNotNaiveBut Knave the queen of farts

Ever give medicine to a Great Dane? Here’s one way that seems to work. 🤷‍♀️😆

Great news! The govt will finally introduce local content rules for streaming platforms. This is a huge win for Aussie stories, jobs and our screen industry. Proud to have stood alongside actors, creators and so many others who helped push for this outcome. It’s a great day for Australian stories.

GDOT-0314: I-20 W at SR6 MM 44 (Douglas) 🕒 10:03 AM - 10:04 AM ET (4x speed) 📍: 33.777100,-84.606260

Oba Femi responds to Brock Lesnar's attack: "It's personal now, you've done it! If Paul loved you, he'd have told you to stay at home. If Paul loved you, you wouldn't have done what you did. But it's too late now Brock, I'll see you in Italy." #WWERAW

Nina Schwalbe is running for Congress: "I Citibike and I subway. What we need is green space in this city, that is part of health and mental health."

As we approach $5 gas and skyrocket beyond it, let's remember this is likely the cheapest it will be for years. Car alternatives are no longer optional

L’ocasió més clara d’Alèxia Putellas a la primera part! Si marca avui, es convertirà en la segona màxima golejadora de la història només per darrere de Leo Messi Barça - Reial Societat https://3cat.cat/esport3/en-directe-barca-reial-societat-lultim-ball-dalexia-al-johan-a-tv3/noticia/3411751/

PACE News Reel Canada - Amid Nova Scotia raids, senators hear calls for Indigenous sovereignty over cannabis More at....https://youtube.com/live/NE7Xn5W2-M8?feature=share Psychedelics & Cannabis Educational News - Monday and Thursday 10amET #cannabis #marijuana #marijuananews #news #firstnation

MP Cooper once again doubling down on the completely fabricated "blank nomination form" conspiracy he saw in a Youtube video. Bill C-25 is intended to stop long ballots, and also to curtail election misinformation, yet here we are watching misinformation inform the very creation of that bill🙃

J'en ai un paquet dans mes archives des comme ça. Surtout en Chine. Mais même pour Soyouz, je dois avoir encore plus proche que la vidéo ci-dessus.

PM Carney: "I certainly will be campaigning for Canadian unity. I've begun that and part of the campaign is not a campaign, but it's actions. It's practicing cooperative federalism with Alberta, with Quebec, with all provinces and territories in the country, with Indigenous peoples as well."

Just because Pam Bondi was fired doesn’t excuse her from accountability for her role in the Epstein file coverup. There is still a bipartisan subpoena to have her testify in front of Congress, and she must comply so the American people can get the truth.

An Earth Day throwback to my 2017 opposition to the MVP and ACP pipelines. Happy Earth Day to all those who defeated the ACP - and all those who are still fighting to save our parks, public health and the planet

Some conversations don’t need scripts. They need honesty. 🎙️ WHY SCRIPTED UNFILTERED | UNSCRIPTED | UNLOCKED Coming soon. #WhyScripted #Podcast #RealConversations #Unscripted

Stephanie Steiner for US House of Representatives, District 4 talks Clean Water.

Resultierend aus Videoanalysen nahmen am 19.01.26 in #Gera rund 160 Teilnehmende während der rechtsextremen & #AfD/#NPD(„HEIMAT“)-indoktrinierten Demonstration teil. Frank Haußner kündigte vergangene Woche an, dass es zukünftig einen anderen Anmelder für die rechtsextremen Demos 1/3

Cozy iPad gaming #apple #gamer #gaming #ipadgames #ipad

Hey, Utah! Noisy stuff, on top of everything else.

In other news, stali smo na doručak.

COSMIC ANGELS (Kurara/Poi): フィッシャマンズ・スクリュー・ホールド (FISHERMAN'S SCREW HOLD) | Bridging spinning fisherman's neckbreaker The Fisherman's screw is a safer variation of Masato Yoshino's Lightning Screw, a move he vowed not to teach as it can be dangerous. In #STARDOM, SLK, Poi, and Kurara use the move.

"That meant more to me than the award." https://youtu.be/Zlsql5p7G_M #IndependentAmericans

“It was a mistake... I refuse to be endorsed by AIPAC.” Congresswoman @repdexteror.bsky.social explains to @mehdirhasan.bsky.social the influence of pro-Israel money in her congressional race and why she regrets accepting campaign contributions from AIPAC. Watch here: zeteo.com/p/maxine-dex...

Corporate says the fridge is “functioning normally.” The fridge: store.steampowered.com/app/4568940/... #indiegame #memegame #steam #gaming #platformer

“The chief of the Forest Service is a logging executive” Listen to those words. Also? I don’t think I live long enough to see us recover from any of this and that makes me crazy.

1 hour 15 minutes of Vexlands… in 15 seconds.

Have you heard? @jenniferberkshire.bsky.social and @jackschneider.bsky.social are presenting during ELC’s Education Justice Lecture on June 3! Register or sponsor using the links below! #webinar #publiceducation #teachertok #fyp #publicschools

No #JornalDaGlobo, conselheiro do Fórum Brasileiro de Segurança Pública destaca a pressão que a designação, pelo governo dos EUA, do PCC e CV como organizações terroristas coloca sobre empresas brasileiras, em geral, e sobre o sistema financeiro do Brasil, em particular

الـ Browsing تاعنا راح يتبدل! 🌐🚀 تخيلو الـ AI يرجع يفهم الـ Context تاع الـ Tabs لي راك فاتحهم ويرجعهم ليك Application واجدة تخدم بيها ديركت. جربتو تشوفو الـ Web بهاد الطريقة من قبل؟ 🤔 #Google #ذكاء_إصطناعي #AIProductivity

I link na komoot za one koji bi i sami malo prošetali. tinyurl.com/3x2pyhyx

Alex Jones Comprehensive Annual #Financial #Reports #Exposed • 2-tier #accounting #system separate from annual #budget reports • unfair #taxation • #corporate #government hides #trillions #profit #vss365 #unalloyed #money #InfoWars #video #clip t.me/SamFisherDat... #Full #movie t.me/SamFisherDat...

Speed: 120/min. Size: Mini. Value: Max.

“If now forensics analysis is itself going to be doubted because we have these instances, this is now a new layer to the AI doubt,” said @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social of @witnessorg.bsky.social. “We are really going towards epistemic fracture in the information environment.”

It’s #NationalPhilanthropyDay! Every act of giving - time, leadership, or financial support - helps bring our #TechWithAConscience vision to life at Ontario Tech. Thank you to our donors, partners and volunteers. They are the spark behind innovation with purpose. giving.ontariotechu.ca

Back in the USSR ahh furry. Know what I mean, comrade?

I think we need to start digging deeper into the cult of Christianity

FREE PONIES! #thesimpsonsgame #simpsons #twitch #twitchclips #pony #mlp #furry #vtuber

450 helmets were handed out to students today at St. Anthony Catholic School, with St. Sebastian also taking part. Great community event with Toronto Police, SickKids and local partners focused on keeping kids safe on bikes. #Toronto #BikeSafety #RoadSafety #Ontario

Julie Won, Antonio Reynoso and Claire Valdez all said stock trading by members of Congress should be banned. #NY1Debate