The reference track in my head: hit me where it hurts x by Skrillex, Dylan Brady & Caroline Polachek.

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

2pm slump, this is the fix: Hyperstrike by Lizdek & Atura.

Opening lyric hit different: Janis Joplin & Jimi Hendrix - Summertime by Janis Joplin.

sorry in advance. #imurme #brainrot #funny #memes #internetbrain

no thoughts. just static. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Makes the ordinary feel like a scene: Ultimate by Denzel Curry.

sorry in advance. #imurme #shitpost #funny #memes #internetbrain

Two hours of traffic redeemed by: Sunny by Biig Piig.

This doesn't leave the playlist, ever: Santeria by Sublime.

#clothes #style #fashion #lol #funny #joke #comedy #humor #designer #insult #beauty #lgbtq #girls #comedian #standup #show #horror #fight #health #healthy #wellness #lifestyle #fitness #death #crime #guns #scary #dating #women #marriage #mystery #spooky #romance #couple #singles #love #danger #cops

“Let me in! Let me in! March Mammal Madness has started and I need your laptop!!!” #2026MMM

CORE Rules! ChimeraSHOCK! TTRPG in a world of Steam Engines, Bi-Planes, Airships, Black Powder, Super Science, Swords, and Majhic... Evolution on each world like ours doesn't happen all at once. Technology doesn't propagate at an equal rate. Cultures collide. #dnd #steampunk

Imagine going on TV to lie blatantly. What did he expect?

People in Glasgow have been given a sneak peek at the ongoing work on George Square as boards have come down at one side. Full story: www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottis...

Journalist George Knapp says there are briefing documents on historical communication with non-human intelligence. Source: Jeremy Corbell / Sleeping Dog

When no drones attack for a while that infamous scene from Blackadder Goes Forth comes to mind: The Great War of 1914 to 1917.. See you on the other side folks 🙏 Erbil Kurdistan Iraq.

🚨 Can one team save a nation on the brink of chaos? Dive into the thriller of the year! 📚✨ #PreserveProtectDefend #MustRead #LinkInBio #PoliticalThriller

(1/4) Since being elected as MP for Kensington and Bayswater, I’ve been determined to unlock the full potential of South Kensington station, tackling dangerous overcrowding and making it safer and fully accessible for all.

While Matt Hall & Republicans continue to punish women for speaking out for survivors, we will not be silenced and we will continue to fight for justice.

Oooh, you made me go in my vault for the secret stash of STFU’s. 🤣😆🤣 Imma share this but, don’t tell nobody where you got it from.

This week sees another set of community-designed skins! ⛏️🔫☢️ Live on the Steam Item Store now only for a limited time. Grab yours here: https://store.steampowered.com/itemstore/252490/

Twin toddlers trying to break curfew: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/wholesome/...

Airbnb growth is creating tough conversations around housing in Puerto Rico, with some elderly residents facing displacement concerns. Exploring the impact on communities, affordability, and the future of housing. #PuertoRico #Airbnb #Housing #RealEstate #News

All I’m saying is we should bring Abel back and all his costumes, also SFIV is still fun

⚡ #Germany's #energy #supply 50–70% #imports by 2030🛢️ 📺 youtu.be/E62Kij5i_Ck 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... #Zoomposium #ChristopherHebling #sola #hydrogen #technologies #InternationalAffairs #FraunhoferInstitute #SolarEnergySystems #ISE #energysupply #future #economy #prosperity #climate

Do u think they spray tanned Nick for his He-Man role? I noticed his sun kissed look in this pic that I Al'd cuz gotta see those muscles in action. :-D Something to ponder n thirst over this Monday. 😂 #tan #sunkissed #ai #mastersoftheuniverse #nicholasgalitzine

Dress or suit for today? 💃🏻👗👔 Help me choose! https://fans.ly/lemoline/t2 #OOTD #FashionPoll #StyleHelp #FitCheck #OutfitChoice #fansly #blonde #skinny #egirl #cute #xsmall #petite #pretty #slim #sweet #model

Professor Michael Clarke, "On a daily basis the Russians are attacking Britain" "Attempts to create division in society" "Attempts to manipulate social media to create doubt" "And to effect our democracy, our elections"

Tom Jago's resume is nuts: ended the war, invented helicopters, Irish Creme, Malibu Rum, and a one-man Nabasement. Wow!

Alhind Group is set to launch 16 Indian visa and consular service centres across the UAE, enhancing accessibility and streamlining services for residents. This expansion marks a major step toward faster #UAE #India #VisaServices #AlhindGroup #Travel

Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation - Invasion of Gracemaria Composer: Keiki Kobayashi

This May Day, let us be clear: WORKERS DESERVE MORE Working people deserve a $25 minimum wage, healthcare, and the right to bargain for a fair contract. As the world celebrates International Workers' Day, let's build the power to win it. Solidarity forever.

Teamfight Tactics Hit the streets in style! The Graffiti Chic Street Arena in TFT Patch 17.4 turns the city into your canvas. Grab a can and get painting!

📌 bts.bighitofficial en sus redes sociales J-Hope, encargado del peinado de Jimin ✨ #BTS #BangtanBoys 🖇 www.facebook.com/share/r/1GuB... 🖇 www.instagram.com/reel/DY65bWD... 🐢

朝のあいさつ　20260513 #恋

TODAY: Supreme Court hears Trump v. Slaughter #SCOTUS ICYMI: #FTC Commissioner Rebecca Kelly Slaughter joined CFA to discuss the importance of the case Listen Live Here: www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

How to Eat Healthy on a Budget Smart grocery shopping and meal planning can reduce your food costs by 30-40% while improving the quality of your diet. Full Post - healthyretirementstrategies.blogspot.com/2026/04/how-... Healthy Products to Help in Your Journey - 2ghppz-0a.myshopify.com

Xi hatte den orangenen Idioten mit seinem dicken Arsch auf einen weichen gepolsterten Sessel platziert. Xi's eigener Sessel war hart gepolstert. Trump sank ein und musste so immer zu Xi nach oben blicken. Das passte ihm gar nicht. 😂😂😂

POV: you’re toasting to Kyiv birthday with friends and air raid siren goes off because Russia decided to bomb your city The reason I’m not running is because well it’s 5 year of war. I’m tired. And it seems from reports Kyiv is not the target right now. And yet I can see my face is giving me away

Rick lands like this because he was launched out through a portal a good mile over the Grand Canyon

Wow. Foraminifera! ROV pilots paused and carefully zoomed in to collect footage of these single-celled microorganisms, or protists, at 843 m during the #OBVI #LivingBioreactors expedition w/ @schmidtsciences.bsky.social offshore of Argentina. Read the full caption: youtube.com/shorts/Yv_ud...

🇫🇷🗞️📰📌Ireland's Energy Minister says approximately €18.9 billion will be invested in the energy network between now and 2030 to "meet the increased demand as, fortunately, our population continues to grow."

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 1 - Music PEALY: Now, Synthesizer Patel, synthesizers are starting to come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. This one here, for instance, looks a bit like a calculator. SYNTHESIZER PATEL: Ah. That is quite right, Pealy. That is because it is a… (1/2)

Name a hobby other than gaming where using the phrase "that kills me" means anything other than its literal translation. It's a new episode of #ClairObscurExpedition33 #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @expedition33.bsky.social #RPG #turnbased #french buff.ly/O7pNQPY

🚨 “HOLY SH*T… SOMEONE IS GONNA GET KILLED.” 🚨 @jordanchariton.bsky.social is live outside Delaney Hall as agents push protesters into the street with trucks passing by. A protester says: “They pushed us into the cars pretty much… yesterday they pushed like three people into a semi.” WATCH LIVE ⬇️

Well, that was something. Police chased down a person into WBAY-TV's parking lot earlier this evening in downtown Green Bay. He was wanted on a warrant and taken into custody.

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🗣️ Laredo podría perder parte de su paseo marítimo Si el pleno municipal no aprueba las condiciones de la rehabilitación fijadas por Costas. El Ministerio advierte al consistorio que no acepta los requisitos estatales, ordenará la demolición 🎙️Ana Ruiz

Protesters sing, “Take Me Home, Country Roads,” as ICE agents surround them at Delaney Hall.

Defaulting to GB News on power up? The very thought of knowing that awaits you and the preparedness to change the channel as quickly as possible is traumatising. No matter how fast you react, you'll be exposed to a few seconds of Holmes, Rees-Mogg, Christys and Farage. 🤮 Glad you got it resolved!

🚖 Crazy Taxi 🚖 is still pretty hard to beat for arcade driving chaos. #Sega #crazytaxi #segadreamcast #arcadegame #drivinggame @sega.jp @sega-west.bsky.social @sega-16.bsky.social

🇩🇪 Am 1. Mai 2026 kamen wir in Trier zu einem deutsch-luxemburgischen Puppywalk zusammen 🐶🇩🇪🇱🇺🇪🇺 🇬🇧 On May 1, 2026 we came together in Trier for a German-Luxembourgish puppy walk 🐶🇩🇪🇱🇺🇪🇺 Watch the full video here today at 8 PM CEST: youtu.be/IG7sp-YGT6g

50 Dems introduce long-shot plan to remove Trump from office

Oh don't worry, I plan to make a name for myself one way or another. Louder than the rest of them; THE EAST WILL REPRESENT #CompSplatoon

Top-down housing targets are placing tremendous pressure on our communities and green spaces, while driving developments that are not fit for purpose and lack the infrastructure local people need. I have been raising the alarm in Westminster to stop this top-down approach!

Fighting in Hell #charliegtv #charliegtvai #detroit #sora2

Mamdani: Too often, a working New Yorker is trying to find any extra dollar they can to make ends meet—then they look at city government and they don't see the same application of effort.

Rolling US-60 — the old Midland Trail — through St. #StAlbansWV #KanawhaCountyWestVirginia #USRoute60 #MidlandTrailWV #CoalRiver #KanawhaRiver #WestVirginiadashcam #WVdrivingfootage

Iran 🇮🇷 Enregistrement audio où l'on peut entendre un capitaine Indien implorer les Iraniens de cesser de tirer sur son navire alors même que, selon lui, Téhéran lui avait accordé le droit de passage. Le tanker a fait demi tour et est toujours coincé dans le Détroit.