when u look down at the toilet bowl and ur shit looks like popcorn chicken

well i do so MOVE

that one madonna song where she’s like

mind you it’s 7am

you’ll be having the worst night of ur life and the chipotle bowl u just ordered’s rice will be doused in lime

To be loved is to be seen

u as fuck:

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ole’ Lone Ranger, or mess around with … Trump! My KY-04 analysis for CNN tonight. - Scott Jennings

Kitten Space Agency has won the NZX Creative Technology Solution Award at the NZ Hi-Tech Awards. As Dean Hall (@deanhall.bsky.social) , CEO of RocketWerkz and Ahwoo said on stage: games can inspire, and inspiration should be free. Thank you to everyone supporting the mission

Good things take a while. I get impatient but can’t cut corners. It will be v obvious on the pieces if I try to save time. Trying to figuratively and literally let the bad and ugly pass while I work on improving things and doing my part where I can. Really trusting the process 😭 🥲 #artprogress

My top priorities for New Yorkers in Congress: 1️⃣Defend our democracy from Trump’s assault. 2️⃣Abolish ICE & end Trump’s deportation dragnet. 3️⃣Pass my ROBINHOOD Act to close the wealth gap & make the American Dream a reality. The stakes have never been higher. You can always count on me.

Just a little arts and crafts on my day off #ice #protest #abolishice

Any kid was hit&run by vehicle&char try to tell what happen to kid&kid finally remember in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Wednesday, Squid Game, GTA, Last of Us, Star Wars, One Piece? Char:When you got out of school yesterday,you run too fast.Accidentally had small mishap Kid:Right,right.I remember it

🇺🇦 🍿 Western MSM: "Armageddon in Kiev civilian districts!" hmmm.... Pay no attention to secondary explosions and munitions cook-offs... Delete the sound before publishing!

Inflation just hit 3.8% -- higher than at any point during Biden's last eighteen months. 70% of farmers can't afford fertilizer. Gas prices are skyrocketing. These aren't leftover Biden problems. This is the Trump economy, and it's getting worse by the day.

Hawthorn was voted “Best Booth” by attendees during Endix Showcase and the latest @Endix_Expo has an homage to Hawthorn in the Press Area as part of the Endix Winning Booths section! Check out Endix this weekend on Steam and Wishlist Hawthorn! #gaming #indiegame #multiplayer

tЯump: "Israel was under threat so we had to attack." 🥴🖕🏼🍊🤡

Good Morning Besties! Happy Friday! I hope y’all have a lovely day, taking things chill and easy as it is close to the weekend, can’t get much more relaxing than that Stay hydrated, ILYSM, and Garbage is still Garbage ❤️🩵🫶

If you like your afternoons very warm and breezy, you won't be disappointed by today's weather. Here's an update on that, and our increasing rain chances for the weekend from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

May 12, 2026. A storm with strong winds and hail has hit northern Italy. Windows have been shattered in shopping centers and on cars, fallen trees have blocked roads, and the agricultural sector has suffered serious damage.

📚🌶️ 📚Reserve Ranch - where you go when life falls apart… only to find it’s where you’re supposed to be ❤️🫶🥰 www.amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ24PRT #romancebookseries #forcedproximity #romancebooks #bluesky 💙

The real why behind teaching shows up in the moment a student begins to see themselves differently. - Ervin, lead4ward Founder #lead4ward #teacherinspiration #neverstoplearning

Yesterday at the Jungle… Dusseldorf school electro.

Why the hell kräht er nach der #NATO? Er hat doch erst kürzlich dieses phänomenale #BoardofPeace als Gegenentwurf zur NATO ins Leben gerufen. Die Peacemaker im BoP könnten sich doch jetzt die ersten Medals of Honor verdienen! #trump #iran #straßevonhormus #bündnisfall

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Good morning, an absolute must watch! New Hungarian leader telling state far-right media live on tv what he intends do to with their fascist media channel. Bloody brilliant. It is what SHOULD happen here with GBNews racist, fascist non news channel! Make it happen.

🩺 On BBC Debate Night I welcomed the £21 billion investment in our NHS delivered in Scot Gov’s Budget and the introduction of GP walk-in centres. 🥀 Earlier this year Labour MSPs chose not to support this investment. 💛 The SNP will always deliver for Scotland and continue put our people first.

Trump lists the reasons he hired Pete Hegseth: "Central casting. He loves war!"

BOOM 💥 NEW: South Carolina Republicans saw the insane lines and slammed the brakes on another gerrymandering circus targeting Black voters and Jim Clyburn. S Carolina Dems made it clear: changing maps after voting already started is crazy work!

#MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter Mmmmm deep fried Gelidron... never thought I'd be craving giant volcanic salamander.

What better way to spend May Day 2026 than jamming out to some local bands with our unions and SNHDSA ✊🌹? I will always stand w/ the working class because I am working class. I will always stand w/ our unions because the teachers’ union allowed my mom to be by my side when I broke my back in 2016.

Members of our federal delegation need to review the evidence about Rep. Swalwell and make a statement. @repchrispappas.bsky.social @goodlander.house.gov @hassan.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov #nhpolitics #ericswalwell #nh01

Michael Rea says a real energy strategy starts by picking sectors like offshore wind and carbon capture, not just setting high-level climate targets. #CleanEnergy #EnergyPolicy #NetZero #UKEnergy #ClimateTech

This country didn't forget soccer after the 1994 World Cup, MLS started in 1996 and we've qualified for every World Cup save 2018 since. The 1950-1990 drought was when it was deliberately ignored. Young people don't remember the open derision it was treated with.

Today on Naked News, Whitney St. John is hosting, we've got a new audition from a cutie named Kadie, plus Eila Adams is taking a look at the hottest celebrity lingerie brands! ➡️ www.nakednews.com/home?_utm=so...

And Sophia isn’t keen on “Melania” either.

President #Trump's campaign promise of better, cheaper healthcare insurance of course meant the opposite: He slashed healthcare funding and kicked millions of Americans off #Medicaid to pay for tax cuts for the wealthiest.

🪶 time for a combo bird of the day🎦 🦨problem, now, a combo from today's 🐦&📸, multi hummer Chase, Woodrow 😛+chatter, multi Js+vocalization, Alpha, Pope, Cardinal couples +more See yourself in a 🔵bubble feel your heart beating💓 Breathe🫁 in 🥰🤩 Breathe😮‍💨 out 😥😭😡 let it go We will PERSEVERE #birds

“I don’t know what you guys are talking about.” 😂 USWNT defender Tierna Davidson on being around the younger players at her first camp after injury 🇺🇸

Call me crazy, but I think we can build our way out… 🤙

AMERICA'S NATIONAL MASCOT HAS SPOKEN: 🇺🇲🦅💩🤯 HEY, CBS... 👇 #FUCKcbs #FUCKtrump #LOVEcolbert #StephenColbert

(4/9) Thank you @taioyaki.bsky.social, @anubiannomad.bsky.social, @thycorgiking.bsky.social & D_Dawg for the help with the VRC Party prep. @scfox.bsky.social, @hi-mben.bsky.social, @cealdra.bsky.social & @mavericktd.bsky.social for helping manage the VR group. Would of been lost without all 🤗

Linh Mai greets fans at the National Zoo in Washington D.C.

Sera-t-il possible un jour de rajeunir grâce à la physique ? La science peut tout mais quand même. ✅ Extrait de l’interview RTL info Signatures réalisée par Christophe Deborsu et Caroline Fontenoy. Salukes #science #physique #profbucella #lasciencepeuttout #RTLInfo

Just a New Yorker casually asking if "you want raped?"

Every word here is a lie except “and” and “the.” First things first. The call must be for this woman and Greg Bovino who was on the scene today to IMMEDIATELY RESIGN.

An Indian MP criticizes Narendra Modi and his government for visiting Israel after the Gaza Strip genocide, and pays tribute to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei as a martyr. English subtitles.

🚨 FIRE RESTRICTIONS 🚨 Stage 1 Fire Restrictions begin May 22. Inside Durango city limits: NO OPEN FIRES. No campfires, warming fires, cooking fires at camps, burn barrels, fireworks, sky lanterns, or incendiary devices. See smoke, fire, or someone trying to start a fire? Call 911 immediately.

Heart health starts with the right conversations. 🫀 Proud to have joined the cardiovascular wellness panel at Love.Life Wellness Club, covering proactive care, advanced diagnostics, and real questions from a community that truly cares about their health. This is what prevention looks like. ❤️

An oil terminal is ablaze in Feodosia, occupied Crimea. Beautiful.

Als dit soort gasten vrij rondlopen kun je zelfs geen tram hebben.

Team République  "Trèfle de plaisanterie", le mytho du "mépris social" sur lequel@J_Bardella se victimise ?? C'est encore @EmmanuelMacron qui lui répond le mieux en image "Ce n'est pas en disant méthodiquement n'importe quoi qu'on peut finir à la fin par dire des vérités" À savourer.

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Ossoff: "This is what small men like Donald Trump and JD Vance and Stephen Miller will never understand. That our national greatness flows not through our blood or our genes, but through our ideas. Americans are not a race, we're a people united not by ethnicity, but by our shared convictions."

They say Ukraine has no history. This room proves otherwise. Artifacts older than Moscow. Culture deeper than empire. The truth lives here, not in the Kremlin's lies, not in White House compromises Ukraine is real, ancient, sovereign and worth defending.

Ready for May Day, comrades? We go over the history of International Workers’ Day and the events Miami DSA is attending or organizing later this week. You may RSVP for all of them using our Linktree: linktr.ee/miamidsa?utm...

Same with Molotov and Truman.