would anybody like to do this ?

words i would never say:

still in bed and have to be at work by 8:30

“we have the injection that stops gym bros from getting spider tattoos on their hip”

watch this space

that italian restaurant in south georgia pour

u as fuck:

well i do so MOVE

i got a chicken roll and never GAF

"You just turned your single family home into a rent-controlled property." 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐚 warns homeowners about a common mistake: renting out a room in the house you live in. It seems harmless, but under current laws, this action can strip away your exemptions. Suddenly, you have to

Big News for Indian Students: Japan has officially launched the LOTUS Program 2026, creating exciting new opportunities for Indian students to study, research, and build careers in Japan. 💬 Interested? Comment "JAPAN" below www.bestmigrationconsultant.com/blusky/ #StudyInJapan

Q: "Are you attending your son’s wedding?" tЯump: "He would like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He is a person I have known for a long time..?" 🍊🤡🥴🤤🍊🤡🥴🤤🤡🍊

The member who yelled “that’s bullsh*t,” @jacobrosecrants.bsky.social, told me what prompted the remark.

"A crackling original drama about artistic legacy in all its facets" re @variety.com. Today (Sun) at 12:50pm + 5:05pm — our last screenings of Steven Soderbergh's THE CHRISTOPHERS, starring Ian McKellen and Michaela Coel > bit.ly/THE-CHRISTOPHERS

Durkan asks for geographical breakdown of 1,032 excess deaths due to long waits in EDs www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

Happy Mother’s Day.

“I am the smartest guy you’re ever gonna meet,” says the guy who brags about passing dementia tests. #fdt

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Happy #Svengoolie Eve to you too Christopher!

CPUs are transistors wired into gates, then blocks, then instructions. #cpu #electronics #logic

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Mds como não amar 💜🤭

Impeach the architects of this illegal war. From Trump to Rubio, accountability is coming. No more special interests. No more AIPAC-funded foreign policy. #SeanForCongress #CA19 #DemPrimary2026 #Election2026 #RejectAIPAC

Will Hegseth or Patel be the next member of the Noem / Bondi Pity Party? #hegseth #patel

At this point all I can do is sigh cuz folks were warned ts would happen

"All waymos came to a halt at central expressway. The servers must be down 🤷‍♂️ Earlier saw 2 different instances of cops trying to figure out what to do with the cars stopped in middle of the road" OP: reddit.crazy-cat-girl Saw claims of abrupt Waymo shutdown in south bay. This is 1st video, AFAIK.

#aaah #rowdyroddypiper 😜😘

Canada is in a hinge moment: only 5% of women in construction and 4% in the military. On EdUp Canada, Michael Sangster speaks with Frédérique Tsai-Klassen & Emily Feairs (The Power Shift) on whether systems - not talent - are the barrier. What needs to change? 🎧 buff.ly/JbhzOtH #NACC

Day 399 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (5.02 km) 🎵 harmxny, prod. Rollie – forgive me if u can #forgivemeifyoucan #harmxny #rollie #emowave #sadtrap #runningtherapy #runningstreak #dailypractice #innerwork #mentalhealth #love #guilt #running #fitness #thing

Federal appeals court just ruled the CFTC, not States, has exclusive authority over Kalshi's prediction markets, blocking New Jersey from enforcing its gambling laws. Landmark 2-1 decision could help redefine what gambling means in America. zurl.co/3TtnY #PredictionMarkets #Regulation #GoodRevenue

Орки прямо з гвинтокрилів встановлює ЗРК на скляні багатоповерхівки в Москві – завдяки ефекту українських БпЛА зʼявляються нові законні цілі для ураження ракетами та далекобійними дронами.

'Fish out of Water' (2013) By: Halfbrick Studios (QLD) For: Mobile Juggle constantly changing weather conditions, challenging obstacles and a fussy judging panel to skip across the water in search of perfection!

The U.S. fentanyl crisis is like a Hollywood blockbuster; political theater is more thrilling than saving lives.

COIN OF THE WEEK 💥 It’s the explosive BOOM COIN! When you exchange tickets - BOOM! You’ll send coins flying EVERYWHERE! #roguelike #indiegame #coinpusher

"Since last night, first responders and all necessary services have been working wherever needed. Everyone wounded in the strike will receive assistance. This is our duty, and the state will fulfill it. I am grateful to each and every person working on the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

@barackobama.bsky.social 💙 When we need to remember what a POTUS should be... The current FOTUS doesn't have a decent bone in his body We miss you Mr. President 💯

Si vous avez aimé le film Crazy Bear, basé sur l’histoire d’un ours sous coke, vous allez adorer la chèvre défoncée de CNews 🐐🚬.

"Why TF do (they) get to decide what’s good or bad for America?"

When you know it's time to shut your computer and go for a walk.

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Stressed about exams, an interview, or an upcoming game? 😐 Dr Hannah Critchlow from @magdalenecollege.bsky.social says that we do need a little bit of stress in order to grow, but too much can be harmful. Hannah studies the 21st century human brain and shares advice on striking the right balance.

The Indianapolis 500 is a beautiful insane ritual in America. Half a million people gathering in the sun to watch machines scream around a track at aircraft velocity while two black Labradors calmly discuss sponsorship deals paid entirely in dog treats. #Indy500 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #LabLife

Hillary Clinton Epstein deposition released. This is the best part.

Here is Trump, for comparison.

STREAM TIME! Tonight, We're playing more DEUS EX: THE MOST POLITICAL (and one of the best) GAMES EVER MADE! And we're joined by our bestie JOHN! WATCH HERE: twitch.tv/psychotripstreams #streaming #streamer #gamesky #Horror #Vtube #Vtuber #IHAveNoMouthandIMustScream #DeusEx #Manhunt #Fallout

AI is Getting Uncomfortably Human

Working people made Spirit Airlines what it was, and they deserve better than being left behind after its collapse. I joined hundreds of Spirit employees & the AFA-CWA at an Orlando rally to stand together and demand support, accountability, and dignity for Spirit employees.

Cant stop stopping - Casiomtb (5). Track 2 from 5th casiomtb album: 200m: Ambient Music in a 9v World Volume 1. Recorded live with casiotonemt46 > Halogen #Microcosm. Slightly connected to a book i wrote called Forgotness about a flooded world #casiotone #electronicmusic #darkambient #climate

#Eurovision Behind the Scenes - #12points to the production team.

Did you know there’s a Liberal MP who supported the convoy, spread misinformation about vaccines and more? Well, Carney seems to trust Marilyn Gladu to betray many of the things she previously claimed to believe — but do Canadians? Well, I got some clips together. Here’s Marilyn, in her own words:

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Hypertension doesn’t have to control you. 💙 Eat smart, move more, stress less, and rest well—your heart will thank you.  #HeartHealth #HighBloodPressure #CPOHealth #CanadianPharmacy

And now for some Starlink gameplay for no reason.

Guten Morgen ☕ Deutschland 🇩🇪 🇩🇪💙meine Heimat 💙 mein Vaterland 🇩🇪 THX to Westender Eberswalde

Post a TV Show that starts with the Letter D 📺

"Gravesites & The Funeral Industry... Is It All Pretentious? 💐" Billy from Billy and Willies questions the whole gravesite tradition — putting flowers on plots, the industry cashing in, and why he’s kinda over it after 59 years. Deep but real talk. #FuneralIndustry #Gravesites #BillyAndWillies

O Congresso se inspirou no livro “Filosofia no toucador”, onde o Marques de Sade diz que se deve condenar a vítima, já que ela não teve a capacidade de se defender e que o mais forte cumpre seu papel natural.

Hmmmmm

DJ Ray's FUNKY FRIDAY Friday June 5th, 2026 "A Love Bizarre" by Sheila E Full Song: youtu.be/k5YPf1Tp_uk?... @djraysmusic.com