day 2 of my bluesky bender

that one madonna song where she’s like

i got a chicken roll and never GAF

this gif is so good

that italian restaurant in south georgia pour

when u look down at the toilet bowl and ur shit looks like popcorn chicken

it took 3 hours and 7 stores to find hawaiian tropic aftersun lotion

god forbid a woman wants to quote their own skeet differently

Türkiye News - A huge tree that could be about 2,000 years old has been discovered in Muğla province on Turkey's southwest coast. Turkish experts seeking to determine its exact age have examined the tree, which has an impressive circumference of 19.2 metres.

PM Carney: "The pipeline will only be advanced with the following prerequisites being met. The first is the building of pathways ... Secondly it requires that British Columbians should share substantial economic and financial benefits. And thirdly requires fully respecting Canada's duty to consult."

All Blues by Miles Davis, with Michele Walther, Shaina Evoniuk, and Keith Lawrence. Sheet music for sale! Link in bio. #violin #viola #cello #jazz #stringquartet #jazzstandard

Demonschool devlog 3! In this one we discuss how we tried to weave the structural and theoretical concept of "school" throughout the game without making time management a core mechanic. store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/... store.playstation.com/en-us/concep... www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

She’s seen every angle of every relationship, every argument, every reconciliation, every breakup. Both sides, literally. And what does she know? That people are the same from every angle. Still confused. Still needy. Still routing their mess through her. Betty’s tired. #platformcapitalism

Wo er Recht hat, hat er Recht. Die AFD hat an den derzeitigen Zuständen keinerlei Schuld. Schuld haben die Etablierten Gossen Parteien.

Enough sadness! Back on my regular bullshit! 🤙🏽

The Globe and Mail: #Alberta #UCP #DanielleSith #Brexit #Seppies

The best way to lead is by listening I heard you loud and clear Lovelock when you said you want affordable healthcare, housing and economy that puts people over profits

Noooo... I didn't mean to!! 😭 Y #Halo #streamer #funnystreammoments #fyp #shorts #shortsfeed

Lake 7 is sold as Lubbock’s water future. Brice Chapman says it is the backdrop for a courthouse land grab. Joe Alpanalpa allegedly recorded the auction. Twenty days after notice of the recording, he was dead. Who killed Joe? #Lake7 #Lubbock #BriceChapman https://loom.ly/6gf9DQ8 #WhoKilledJoe

Mother cows, sheep, pigs… love their babies just like humans love their babies. Animal ag exploits, separates & kills families. Choose compassion / #vegan over cruelty: Challenge22.com 🌱

“What if you started 6 Months ago?” That question hurts because deep down… you KNOW where your business could be by now. More bookings. More followers. More confidence. More money. Most lash techs wait for the “perfect time”. Meanwhile… Other people start messy and grow anyway.

Learn tax strategies on this #FinanceFriday @annettehamm.bsky.social FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live...

The first “please” is survival. The second turns dangerous. His restraint breaks. Her hatred slips. Suddenly the room is too small and the tension is breathing down their necks. A Debt of Shattered Hope is dark romantasy where begging becomes something far more intimate than planned. #faeromance

Some people really can't comprehend that this is just a hobby/passion project organized by a few nobodies

🗓️⚡ ESTREIAS DA SEMANA: BACKROOMS: UM NÃO-LUGAR NOS CINEMAS! Chegou nesta quinta-feira, dia 28, a adaptação da famosa creepypasta da internet para as telonas! #multinerdz #backrooms #backroomsfilme #cinema #a24

An update on fuel and petrol. We enter this international instability much better prepared than in the past.

Here is a powerful reminder that our internal state isn't just a byproduct of our wins—it's the fuel that makes them possible. Success isn't the cause of happiness; happiness is the predisposition for success. #highperformancecoach #mindsetmatters #LiveWithArete  www.heroic.us/?fpr=BeaHeroNow

PabloReports: What do you make of Donald Trump saying that he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situations? Rep. McGovern: I mean, is anybody surprised? I’ve been saying all along that Donald Trump doesn’t give a shit about regular people in this country.

Q: "Is sanctions relief for Iran on the table?" Bessent: "Nothing is going to be on the table until we see the Strait of Hormuz open and the Iranians agree that they have to turn over the highly enriched uranium and that they can't have a nuclear program."

#Israel has issued orders to seize and ethnically cleanse 20% of Lebanon's territory. The occupiers have issued evacuation orders covering 20% ​​of Lebanon. This is far beyond the initially declared "buffer zone.

Sovereign Art should not weaken the spirit. It should unleash the soul. This is the SignJunky code. Our epic , colorful , 5th-dimensional designs break the illusion of the matrix grind and call you of your god-given divine creativity.

Brexit cost this country £180 billion a year in lost economic output, enough to build 140 new hospitals every single year. The people who did it are now asking for your vote again. #Brexit #NigelFarage #ReformUK

🆘 ❌ Israëli lawyer #BenMarmarelli describes systemic brutäl torturë and rapë of Palëstinian hostages and political detainees by Israëli occupation's prison guards‼️

"Easily over a million. In one shot. It will shock the world again." Herbert R. Sim a.k.a. The Bitcoin Man, CMO of Websea, said this at Hong Kong Web3 Festival 2026. And he's not speculating. He watched $850B flow through Huobi. Full conversation → whyscripted.com #WhyScripted #WebSea #Bitcoin

Social preheating is simple but powerful. Engage with your audience on LinkedIn so they see your name repeatedly. Combine that with emails and retargeting, and you stop feeling like a stranger, you become the inevitable choice.

Global Sumud Flotilla activist Catriona Graham in Ben Gvir's humiliation video says global condemnation is "welcome" but exposes a "racist system" that values European civilians over Palestinian ones, despite Palestinians facing far worse treatment in Israeli detention.

Trump gets this look on his face when he's sundowning or just checking out because he has the attention span of a fruit-fly.

➡️Frisco, Texas is now at the center of a national H-1B visa debate. In recent weeks, viral social media posts have claimed mass H-1B visa fraud tied to Frisco’s growing Indian population. #Frisco #h1bvisas #texasnews #friscocitycouncil #dallasnews

L’astronaute Victor Glover avait oublié que la caméra était allumée dans la capsule Orion. Il s’amusait à tourner sur lui-même. Cet exercice en micro-gravité montre bien la conservation du moment angulaire. En l’absence de couple extérieur, le vecteur L reste constant en direction (axe rotation).

Pascal Siakam recorded more falls on his jump-shot last season than any non-guard Myself & @samsonfolk.bsky.social assessed the angles he accesses from all angles - biomechanics, SF%, drawing more aggressive closeouts, transition non-costs, & longevity This is good: youtu.be/gfj45i4b9jw

PM Cowboy Podcast #49 Thema: Change Dich am Arsch – Warum Veränderung so oft scheitert Gast: Univ.-Prof. Dr. Axel Koch – Autor, Hochschulprofessor, Speaker und einer der pointiertesten Kritiker klassischer Change-Management-Ansätze

Another weekend of the goldens.

It is now time to REV UP DEM DEATH RIDIN' TIDDIES, everyone! MoX & PAC are HERE!! #AEWCollision (GIF is Levy & Lucy from the Fairy Tail OVAs)

Celebrating the achievements of area graduates with Senor Salutes. See the full page here: https://www.centralillinoisproud.com/senior-salutes-2026/ 

Decisão dos EUA sobre facções: Lula fala em soberania e interferência estrangeira; ministro da Fazenda diz que ameaça o PIX. Confira reportagem completa:

📸 The Nick Oza Visual Fellowship at Altavoz Lab is open 💰 $15,000 + mentorship & community 🗓 Deadline: Feb 23, 2026 🗣 Bilingual info session Jan 22 | 4PM ET / 2PM MT / 1PM PT 📝 Register here: tinyurl.com/NOF-Bilingua... 👉 AltavozLab.com #AltavozLab #VisualFellowship #NickOza #Photojournalists

Meanwhile, you’re stressing about AI taking over because Claude shipped your app faster than opening a new tab, but many still don’t know what it is. It feels like living in two timelines: one building with AI, the other asking what it does 😭.

Wer mit einer Ukulele die Rattenfängerin von Hameln mimt ist ernst zu nehmen. Und ich habe eben einen tumben robot die dos-Hosen runtergezogen. Shaon zur Aufmunterung

And that’s just ground beef at an average $6.90/lb. Don’t ask for better cuts without first getting a bank loan. Yes, it’s that bad.

Here's the full quote, after Browns QB Shedeur Sanders was asked what he did differently in his preparation this offseason. Said: "coach spoke life into me, and when you do that, you get the best result from me honestly." Said he takes relationship building extremely serious.

More Finches #bird

If words are needed...

Reform comes to Swindon to say how broken things are, but at the same time praises my work reindustrialising the town. I am proud to have been the first MP in decades to bring advanced manufacturing back to Swindon, making us the drone manufacturing hub of the U.K. 🧵

Llegue a pensar tenia que subir mas de nivel a los #Digimon / I even started thinking I needed to level up my #Digimon

Приходять без стуку і йдуть, наче їм завинили, Безмежно стервозні, брехливі, ядучі і злі. На вигляд, як друзі, насправді ж, фальшиві-фальшиві, І живляться кров‘ю, витягують жили усі. А ти, як дитина, пускаєш непроханих в душу, А ти хлібом-сіллю приймаєш усіх і уся... Сліпим кошеням відкриваєш

Good night, dear friends. It’s 00:15 in Ukraine. I wish everyone a safe, peaceful, and quiet night. And to my fellow Ukrainians: while we have the chance to sleep, let’s get some rest. We are strong, but we also need our energy for tomorrow. Sleep well and stay safe.

BREAKING: White House releases full criteria for Freedom 250 attendees: