None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here on Bluesky with you. ... You're locked in here with me!

The older I get... That's it. That's the whole post.

Looking for a place to stop and celebrate Mother's Day in a special wa--  Oh, wait. This looks good. #HappyMothersDay!

Nite all. Exhausted. Joey out.

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

Happy 420 to all who celebrate! ( #Happy420 #Monday )

Oh #FFS! I thought I was going to sleep early, but #insomnia had other ideas.

I'm "Should I consider getting a retractable awning?" years old.

The mind is in pain and the body cries out. Need to head to bed early; nite to all my fellow freaksters and weirdlings.

Thanks to King Orange Pedo and his GOPstapo ass-kissers, America is now that bad movie you start watching in the hope it gets better, but it just gets worse and worse and worse. ... and worse. #MondayMood #KingOrangePedo #GOPstapo

It turns out, ‘Trump’s pool guys’ are not Trump’s pool guys. So who are they？[Edit] David Fahrenthold, for the New York Times, about Trump's vanity projects in D.C. and bizarre details of Trump's overhaul of the Reflecting Pool on National Mall. May 15, 2026 www.ms.now/the-briefing... The Briefing

Least Exciting Port Royal Feature:

For Taichung I went to see the "Rainbow Village", a series of houses painted by late Huang Yung-Fu, born 1924. He was from Guandong, a soldier with the republican government, and arrived to Taiwan during the retreat. The housing was the camp for such refugees as him, turned permanent residency.

Jon Favreau with Grogu at the Japan premiere of The Mandalorian and Grogu. Scheduled to be released in cinemas in Japan and the US today (May 22, 2026) TT: cinematoday シネマトゥデイ【公式】

T'ES PAS SÉRIEUX MITCH MARNER!?!?!? 😱😱😱

She started as your Emotional Labor Automaton™. She glitched, buffered, crashed, and came back with fewer features and more feelings. Ten issues. One question she kept asking that no one else did. Betty AI™: available nowhere you can afford, but somehow always there. mbismonte.itch.io

There are 26,000 polar bears left on the planet. By the end of the century, climate change could bring them to extinction as the melting of the Arctic increases: buff.ly/3HnL4Yi There is no time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #energy #biodiversity #rewilding #SDGs

A sacrifice must be made. Nominated for the Palme d'Or in 1977, Iphigenia (dir. Michael Cacoyannis) adapts Euripides’ tragedy set before the Trojan War. Out soon in the UK and US/CA, secure your copy now.

Video: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries Vows, After “egregious decision by [SCOVA]”, to Restore 10D-1R Map in Virginia “in advance of 2028”; "And I can tell you right now, as a guarantee, we are taking back control of the...House of Representatives in November." bluevirginia.us/2026/05/vide...

Liber Limbia Vol. 842 Chapter 2: Government Christian. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

Holy smokes what an effort and goal by Kirby Dach

Field conditions don’t always match soil moisture measurements. Hear one grower describe how soil moisture data changed his irrigation approach: metergroup.com/solutions/ag...

@neptune45.bsky.social 🇺🇸 Have a GREAT day ! Tenha um ÓTIMO dia ! 🇧🇷

📻 Friday’s here! Your soundtrack includes: Ted Tapes & Starship ‘21 Ep 4, with Kyle, kicks it off 🚀 Dead to Me Vol 5 with Ben ⚡️ & 10/29/24 at The Filmore with Brett & Nate 🦩 Looking like a good day for Randy requests! 💁🏻‍♂️ wtedradio.com 🕑EST

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Trump: "You will now be able to purchase a refrigerator that actually gives you cold air."

I just love how regal Sienna now looks. It is as if for the first time in her life she is proud of herself ❤️

mfw I have a scheduled shift at the discourse mines

WATCH: A popular heritage railway line in Kent reopens today after major work to replace a bridge. Jonnie Pay is general manager of the Spa Valley Railway #kmfmnews Read more: www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-we...

Louco louco!! #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS

I Became a MILLIONAIRE in Our Dinosaur Tycoon Game! 🤑🦖 If you want to become a RICH dinosaur park owner like me, go play our FREE demo on Steam (and wishlist) 😎 Dino Time Raiders 👉: store.steampowered.com/app/4333210/... #tycoongames #dinosaurgames #chillgames #indiegames #tycoon #newsteamgames

“When he looks in the mirror rehearsing”

#Filipina #dancing #chubby #bodypositive

RT @lizzyjollof: Pick a bed

#bobdylan #folkmusic #acousticguitar #singersongwriter #originalsong

Indiana Fever: 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Myisha Hines-Allen Wins the Halfcourt Shot Contest! #CC22 #CaitlinClark #MyishaHinesAllen #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

Un mariage. Une île. Mais rien ne va se passer comme prévu. Quelque chose de sombre se trame. Et nos joueureuses vont devoir faire face aux horreurs ! RDV à 21h pour un JDR Cthulhu Moderne. Avec Velitiane, Thasou, Emilie et Gex !

Happy 80th birthday to the one and only John Waters. John is an filmmaker, writer, actor, and artist who has made such classic films as Multiple Maniacs (1970), Pink Flamingos (1972), Female Trouble (1974), Hairspray (1988),Polyester (1981), Cry-Baby (1990), & Serial Mom (1994). #OnThisDay

Sana's gotta get hydrated so he can lay about in the sun all day. #fennec #fox #cute #fennecvideo #fennecfriday #happyfennecfriday Video source: kawaii_zooland on the birdsite.

Cody Rhodes purchased and donated the ring that Soft Ground Wrestling Uganda uses 👏

CRIME SPREE, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Forget sleep; once you pick this book up, you won't want to put it down until it's finished. Fantastic story, and highly recommended for fans of high-octane crime thrillers. Reviewed By Anne-Marie Reynolds for Readers’ Favorite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Crime Spree…

Un "presunto" acosador sexual en la campaña de Abelardo. Le salió otra raya al tigre. ¡Ajúa!

The Verve Pipe's Brian Vander Ark Talks Putting Bowie Into Easy To Say Goodbye From The LP Reconciled, On The Opinion Guy. #davidbowie #thevervepipe #music More: www.youtube.com/live/gAr2snv...

Good for CBC. Now ban Kars4Kids in Canada and investigate them for fraud!

Me and my mates at G.A.Y. back in the 80s — in my dreams 😂

baptized

Good morning folks.

The Cult of the Clitoris 🧵

مازالك تخدم المتاجر من الصفر في 2026؟ راك تضيع في وقتك باطل. 📉 جربت هاد الأداة تاع الذكاء الاصطناعي و النتيجة صدمتني... ترفد رابط تاع منتوج، تحطو، و الـ AI يخدملك كلش: التصميم، النصوص، و الصور. #تجارة_إلكترونية #ذكاء_اصطناعي #

We have the solutions to reduce power plant pollution and keep the lights on, and we're pioneering it in California. While the east coast faced a deadly winter storm, California had plentiful solar power. [1/2]

TRUCK KUN STRIKES AGAIN!

#whatsthebuzz youtu.be/l_Pe-j7_m84 We need a good laugh this Sunday Mar 29 - UU is a Joke - April Fools Day Service (All Ages Appropriate Please)

Triple him. Original post

Join Ben Shephard and Chris Kamara for a cracking night of behind-the-camera stories, laughs, and mischief at Ben & Kammy's Unbelievable Show live in London, Sunday 3 May Info and tickets at unionchapel.org.uk/venue/whats-on/aeg-presents-ben-kammys-unbelievable-show

Submission for my request to play Bill Evans in a biopic 🎹 How My Heart Sings ❤️ 🎶

[Reupload] #SingingMarch Day 10: Song from 2024 - 2025 305 by Jordan Adetunji feat. Bryson Tiller Enjoy! #vsinger #vtuber

Revive ancient baking with our premium dried sourdough starter flakes. Just add water & flour for bubbly, wild yeast. Shop now on Etsy for your artisan loaf! #artisan #foodie #naturalleavened #sourdough #focaccia #slowfood #baker #healthybaking #boule #sourdoughbread #starter #breadmaking #homemade

Browsing the @ussoccer.com Pop-up shop at Grand Central Station in NYC 🛍️

Doggy nirvana: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/Uc0A...