Well, it's #midnight. Damn right. We're wound up too tight. I've got a fist full of whiskey. The bottle just bit me. Oh, that shit makes me batshit crazy. We've got no fear, no doubt; all in balls out....

I always thought that all-over body deodorant was a total scam until I found myself on this crowded city bus in 90° weather. I'm a true believer now. ... Assuming I survive until I reach my stop.

To hell with work. After the night I had, I have got to go out for a long, long walk. Fuck #Monday.

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

Nite. See you on #TacoTuesday. ... Or is it #TittyTuesday? #TackyTuesday seems about right.

Current #mood...

BREAKING NEWS: Due to “scheduling conflicts,” Lurch will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

And now, a little ditty about the state of your wallet thanks to King Orange Warmonger and his Trumpettes...

I'm "Should I consider getting a retractable awning?" years old.

Me every time Pedo von Shitshispants says it's the Left and the critical press that's the cause of political violence in America and not the violent shit King Orange Fascist spews every fucking day.

Time is melting away, and the dream world is calling. Step into the surreal and sleep deeply. 👁️🕰️🌙 #GoodNight #SurrealArt #Dreamscape

DONNY’S MOTHER HATED HIM.

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The photo is real, he fell dead asleep during that press spot.The slump in the chair is enhanced. He manages to catch himself before flopping over. This is real, though. If you've ever fallen asleep in a lecture or a meeting, you'll recognize the startled look when he suddenly wakes up.

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Their move goes from ignore, and if justify is not possible, then it is to develop a narrative that undermines effective action. And the white Saviour narrative is highly effective at doing that.

While working families struggle, JD Vance is using the White House briefing room to play victim for J6 insurrectionists, lamenting that they don't get an "ounce of sympathy." Sorry, we aren't crying for the crowd that attacked police and smashed windows to stop a vote, JD. #momsky #sheshed#voterizer

Faiza Shaheen grills Louis Mosley, Palantir’s UK boss, on the tech giant’s controversial track record 👀

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Tali is awesome!

Frogthing for #DragoonDrop. Please ignore the placeholder splash animation sometimes I get tired. #pixelart #gamedev #indiegames #animation #frog

If Trump was a bird, his appearance would be similar. (it's just for fun). #fun #bird #trump #similar #entertainment #NonPolitical #PresidentialBird #LoveAmerica #LoveEurope #LoveAsia #HatesForHatered #LoveEveryone #NoHate #RespectEeachOther #adventure #travel #nature #mountain #Glacier #photography

Catch me laying down some rubber today in the iRacing Creator Series at 1:00 PM CST later today: youtu.be/k2ZEk9ml2gM

What's up, shorty?

Sen Van Hollen: Did you fire Iran experts? Patel: I don't have the list in front of me. Q: So you don't know whether or not you fired people with counterespionage experience with respect to Iran? Patel unable to answer. Who's minding "the store?" Patel doesn't seem up to the job?

📆 Plan ahead and check before you travel this Easter. We’re making improvements to the railway. Some train journeys may be affected so check your journey with National Rail. 👉 http://nationalrail.co.uk/spring #SpringRailWorks

The main star of the current drive for Biscayne: Greg Gaines III. The WR is making play after play, and Biscayne is now deep into the red zone late in the 3rd quarter. #FIU #CFB

I’m at the "comparing price per kg" stage of life. 🔍 #costofliving #renting #adulting #relatable

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2. パーカー・アミン：青春期 思春期を迎えたパーカー・アミンは、力の覚醒や迫りくる危機だけでなく、娘カサンドラの若き父親としての責任とも向き合う。学校、家庭、そして運命の重圧の狭間で、彼は愛する者を守るとは何かを学びながら成長していく。

@Parodyjeffx Israeli soldiers raided a Palestinian family's home in the West Bank while the people inside were literally on TikTok live. Children screaming. Pure terror. Soldiers laughing and shoving people around inside their own home.

Israeli forces have kidnapped Scots who were trying to deliver humanitarian aid to Gaza. Aid must urgently be allowed to reach Gaza and those kidnapped by the IDF must be released.

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Just a quick thought #fyp #fr #twins #cousin #emo

Stepping back into life after a mental health struggle can feel unfamiliar. The re-entry phase of recovery is when you rebuild routines, reconnect with people, and pursue goals again. #mentalhealthrecovery #wellbeing #selfgrowth

⭕Images d'une frappe #Israélienne massive qui a visé la ville de #Nabatieh, dans le Sud du #Liban. #Quds-News-Network

Raphaël Glucksmann est un macroniste qui ne s’assume pas. Donc pas étonnant que les classes populaires ne l’intéressent pas.

Everyone is welcome at my table. Just leave the attitude at the door.

Marcos Llorente, el negacionista de la crema solar 🧴☀️ #APM3CAT #estikokat #CremaSolar

Candice Fortman on centering the newsroom as a community hub, with hosts @emilybell.bsky.social and Heather Chaplin. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones) pitches the ultimate Goth Mom & Dad team-up w/ Punisher at C2E2 2026 Full Panel: https://youtu.be/NZRYNLzDWTw Instagram/Threads: SheFantasyEnt TikTok: therealmsshe YouTube: SheComics5172   #jessicajones #krystenritter #punisher #jonbernthal #daredevilbornagain #c2e2

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Mom always makes his day brighter, Happy Mother’s Day! #dogmom #mothersday #dogsofinstagram #beforeandafter #frenchbulldog

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the beep-boop part of Lash Legend & Nia Jax's theme was annoying me because I knew I had heard it before somewhere

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Yuan Meng (Zoo Beauval) enjoyed a special snack and played in his pool on Christmas~from 12/25/25. No recent updates on le petit prince...hope he's doing okay.🧸 [Cr. 宠物物语馆/Weibo]

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The MontCo PA Visibility Brigade had a great response to our Earth Day messages! Oaks, PA, Philly Suburbs, 4/22/2026 @visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social

As a 3rd generation union member it was an honor & privilege to stand in solidarity with Michigan @teamsters.bsky.social nurses on strike for the good wages, fair treatment, and safe staffing ratios they deserve. One day longer, one day stronger — to the nurses of Local 332 we are with you!

You've fought enough. Take a seat and rest... #indiegame #gameplay #gamedev #soulslike

Dr Oz on Trump's fourth medical examination since he took office: "That amount of energy and mental acuity does not exist in a vacuum. You have to have a vessel to carry it, and the president has a unique ability to just keep going at all hours of the day and with remarkable strength"

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🎥: Charlie Vickers showing how a day of production on Playback looks like! #CharlieVickers #Playback

The people of Bolivia have been continuously protesting in the streets for 33 days. They are protesting to prevent their far-right government from handing over its lithium to the United States and its natural resources to foreign companies.

A Ruzzian car kissed an FPV drone in an easterly direction. A spark flew between the two🥰

I'm not even his daughter and I'd also walk away from this comment/question Good for Vivian

Found Family group VCHIBAN are the final reveal for Ironmouse & Friends at Anime Expo! 😈