Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

Current #mood...

I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

I'm "Should I consider getting a retractable awning?" years old.

Well, it's #midnight. Damn right. We're wound up too tight. I've got a fist full of whiskey. The bottle just bit me. Oh, that shit makes me batshit crazy. We've got no fear, no doubt; all in balls out....

Nite all. Hope you all had a nice Mother's Day. And remember... A boy's best friend is his mother. #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay

The older I get... That's it. That's the whole post.

Me every time Pedo von Shitshispants says it's the Left and the critical press that's the cause of political violence in America and not the violent shit King Orange Fascist spews every fucking day.

This man brushing a crow suddenly stops, but the bird gives the brush back as it wants more

Least Exciting Port Royal Feature:

Q: “Should 1/6 rioters get taxpayer money?” Tennessee’s Senator Bill Hagerty: *doesn’t say NO, calls himself a ‘VICTIM’ (because he was talking to Trump as Trump tried to overthrow the election)*

“Methinks the lady doth protest too much"-Hamlet Queen Gertty “What was inaccurate in what I said?”-Reporter “The lady is defensive & flailing about; telling a whopper of a thumper”-LaLa “Karoline is a lady of the shoddyocracy”-Obscure 1800 phrase that fits the moment #Pinks #ProudBlue

@mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social: What unites Democrats isn’t just who we’re against — it’s what we fight for: universal healthcare, ending illegal wars, getting ICE out of our communities, overturning Citizens United, getting dark money out of politics,...

Due to demand, there's another chance to revisit one of the most influential anime films ever made! Catch Katsuhiro Otomo's dystopian cyberpunk anime on Scotland's BIGGEST screen this weekend!! 🎟️👉🏻 https://www.tickettailor.com/events/gscimax/2115547

Major fire breaks out at HF Sinclair refinery in west Tulsa, Oklahoma with heavy smoke visible from the facility.

I'll be your Huckleberry!!!

Very bright fireball in west US and Canada - 29.4.26 You can find all the videos here: American Meteor Society m.youtube.com/@americanmet... Reports and videos fireballs.amsmeteors.org/event/2026/3...

No one needs another Vaush. Cenk and Hasan are wrong. I like Hasan Piker as a podcaster. I do. I post him. You know. But I don’t agree on his praxis and voting for Democrats. I just don’t and I’m not going to. There’s a reason for this…and it’s because I’ve worked for 43 years.

🎥 Hundreds have signed up to Thursday's webinar discussing sweeping changes to the USA's dietary guidelines! Don't miss your chance to hear our Executive Director Anna Taylor speaking with @ox.ac.uk Prof Mike Rayner about the implications and relevance to the UK. 🔗 us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...

When Trump breaks the law and hurts Granite Staters, New Hampshire has to fight back. And if that means taking him to court, I’ll do it. #NHPolitics

Official AEW hype package for DoN 🔥 #AEW #AEWDON

Airborne balloons carrying drones shot down over Sevastopol For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Depois quis jogar de novo o escândalo Master no PT e levou uma invertida ao ser lembrado de Ciro Nogueira, alvo de operação da PF, com anuência do André Mendonça

Paid a visit to Mojang (Minecraft) yesterday. Thanks for having me! 🙏

kassettenmaedchen antworten #tragen #neugeborenes #afterbabybodybekämpfen Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

A true journalist - Alex Crawford🙏

#caturday

My dog when I walk in

My friends here is Orange Satan accusing Democrats of killing babies at 9 months and also killing them after they are born. This is EXACTLY what we are seeing in videos from Epstein files. Everything this evil man says is a confession. He loves death! He’s seen it up close with these innocent kids.

"I think the best way to make sense of it is to recognize that Iran and America have different definitions of 'winning' and what 'losing' is," said Gillian Tett.

🇫🇷 France 2027 : une présidentielle face aux crises ? "C'est une démission avant l'heure de la classe politique française", alerte Virginie Le Guay, éditorialiste politique et invitée sur le plateau de Stéphanie Antoine #ledebatf24

UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell -- who made headlines for praising Hitler shortly after attending Trump's inauguration -- is now breaking with the president over Epstein "He's protecting them. You know he is, and he's been compromised, bro." www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...

#Filipina #dancing #chubby #bodypositive

Visiting Music Teacher - Piano, Kingston Grammar School. Closes: 05/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/95negt. #independentschooljobs #surreyjobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social

Klay Thomson is on a team. Megan Thee Stallion IS the team.

I've been out knocking on doors with the amazing @janetphorner.bsky.social I already knew how effective she is in the council chamber, and I've come to see how hard she works for her constituency. She would make a brilliant representative for Dublin Central!

😂 So this is what happens when you go on a DIET Eat what makes you happy!

The Israeli army launched a number of strikes on the city of Nabatieh on Tuesday, after threatening to evacuate it entirely. Direct airstrikes targeted the Rawdat al-Salihin cemetery in the city of Nabatieh.

Tehran celebrates US-Iran’s 2-week ceasefire #usa #iran

Spoke about killings and abuses committed by Russian mercenaries in West and Central Africa at the migration congress in Mérida, Spain. Many were shocked.

9000 S / SR-209 @ 4000 W, WJD 🕒 6:14 AM - 6:52 AM MT 🌡️ 49°F | Overcast 📍: 40.587690,-111.986630

The Verve Pipe's Brian Vander Ark Talks Putting Bowie Into Easy To Say Goodbye From The LP Reconciled, On The Opinion Guy. #davidbowie #thevervepipe #music More: www.youtube.com/live/gAr2snv...

baptized

Merry Christmas

FURHER FARAGE CANNOT BE TRUSTED...BBC IS COMPLICIT...0% CLUE 0% CREDIBILITY

A good honk-n-wave today in Albany, Oregon! Here are some of the participants from the west side of Ellsworth.

Joined @99pi.org to talk about the U.S. Constitution, balance of state & federal power, and what it means for our fights against the Trump Admin.    It’s law school 101: While the federal gov’t can incentivize behavior, it can't coerce states to change policies.

My Society suffers from a Cultural Stutter. 😉

"Tourette's is not an 'excuse' it is a medical, neurological condition... there wasn't any premeditation behind what John said." Greg Storey, friend of John Davidson, describes how Tourette's causes "totally and utterly involuntary outbursts" as seen at the Baftas. #Newsnight

Around 100,000 gay and bisexual men were arrested in Nazi Germany between 1933 and 1945. Thousands were sent to concentration camps. Many never came home. Trans people and lesbian and bisexual women were also persecuted, but their experience has been documented to a lesser extent.

Nagashi Somen (flowing noodles) in a secluded mountain area of ​​Gifu. 🏠 [Fudotaki Hirozuki] 📍6-39 Tsukechi-cho, #Nakatsugawa City, #Gifu Prefecture ⏰ 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM / 💤: Irregular 🍽️ Nagashi Somen (flowing noodles) ¥1,000 / Tomatoes and cucumbers ¥100 each / Ramune (Japanese soda) ¥300 [con't] 👇🏽

Ok British Columbia now you’re just showing off

You pulled the lever. They rose from the depths. Total Chaos: New Game+ is available now.

🌙🗺️ This message invites you to elevate your vibration and tune into its wisdom. What dream are you mapping into action this week? 👉 Join us in the MMJS membership to manifest your dreams together: check our bio-link #Manifestation #Vision

🕯️ El funeral del Imam Jomeini: Una despedida que conmovió al mundo   🔺 En junio de 1989, el funeral del Imam Jomeini se convirtió en una de las mayores concentraciones públicas de la historia moderna.

Beware of #librarians. They remember EVERYTHING.

Browsing the @ussoccer.com Pop-up shop at Grand Central Station in NYC 🛍️