BREAKING NEWS: Due to “scheduling conflicts,” Lurch will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

Nite all. Hope you all had a nice Mother's Day. And remember... A boy's best friend is his mother. #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

Oh #FFS! I thought I was going to sleep early, but #insomnia had other ideas.

The mind is in pain and the body cries out. Need to head to bed early; nite to all my fellow freaksters and weirdlings.

Thanks to King Orange Pedo and his GOPstapo ass-kissers, America is now that bad movie you start watching in the hope it gets better, but it just gets worse and worse and worse. ... and worse. #MondayMood #KingOrangePedo #GOPstapo

Current #mood...

I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

I'm sorry I knocked your new, very expensive glasses off your face and they exploded into shards as they hit the hardwood floors. But in my defense... They are called throw pillows.

Good Morning! It's Thursday 07 May 2026, Andy Lloyd's Morning Show is live every weekday from 09:00 with three hours of music, showbiz, news & sport with features including The Retro Chart, The Bradshaws, Nuts at Nine, LA Spinz and a featured birthday artist.

This is who MTG is never forget it

Drought stress affects trees in numerous ways, but one of the most interesting is how it limits trees’ ability to photosynthesize. Here’s a simplification of that one part of how drought affects trees! #trees #tree #plant #plants #nature #science #woods #forest #forests #drought #ecology #water

Labour guy on the bbc saying that there is broad consensus to rally round Kier Starmer! Honey wake up and see he’s wrapped in barbed wire and stop going in for the cuddle. The call is coming from inside the house.

Right-wing figures are claiming that political violence only comes from the left. That is a shameless lie. The CATO Institute found that 63% of politically motivated murders came from the right, and just 10% from the left, between 1975 - Sept 2025 (excluding 9/11). I laid this out on CNN last year

Wednesday 5/6/26 Quick4Cast. Another day in the 60s tomorrow. What you need to know in 30 seconds. Check the First Alert 4 weather app for more forecast details #stlwx Full forecast -> firstalert4.com/weather

Trump TACO TUESDAY @loudmouthkid62.bsky.social @howard-1931.bsky.social @karenlynncat.bsky.social @coko.bsky.social @jetguy58.bsky.social @jazchaz.bsky.social @debbie156.bsky.social

Exponent Edge Flex Wedge Preview (Adjustable Calf Block) #homegym #garagegym #exponentedge

"We’ve got a faithless president who plays CHRIST while starting WARS of choice and raking in billions from foreign princes. Meanwhile: rent, power, groceries, healthcare — all record highs." "You pay more. The First Family gets billions more. They’re crooks, and everybody knows it."

I’ve been a fan of states rights since I was a Republican. I just never expected to have to defend them like this.

⚛️ #Materie und #Geist ✨ – zwei Seiten derselben #Wirklichkeit🌍? 📎 philosophies.de/index.php/20... 🎥 youtu.be/hoqiI_TElv4 #Zoomposium #GodehardBrüntrup #Metaphysik #PhilosophiedesGeistes #Bewusstseinsforschung #LeibSeeleProblem #LiberalNaturalismus #Panpsychismus #KognitiveNeurowissenschaften

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hero of the stupid in action.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Breakup songs earn $8.65M on average. Love songs earn $7.87M. Harry Styles just dropped his fourth album. Fans already think half the tracks are about Olivia Wilde. At this point Harry Styles doesn’t go through breakups — he goes through content cycles. Love On

This works too!

HA, he caught this on his way up!

We have something just for you in our Toys Dept. See what's inside. poshboymedia.com #toys #games #poshboymedia

Rep Lieu (D-CA) with a brilliant breakdown of the SAVE Act. Trump and MAGA Republicans know their policies are crushing the working class but instead of changing those policies they want to disenfranchise voters. Americans say #NoPayToVoteSAVEAct Democrats need to hold the line.

Alice Coachman became the first Black woman from any country to win Olympic gold in 1948 after growing up training barefoot because Black athletes were denied access to many facilities. She was also the only American woman to win gold that year. She soared past every barrier. #SheShed

Web3 is evolving fast - the real conversations happen on the ground. @whyscripted.bsky.social is heading to Hong Kong Web3 Festival 2026. Capturing founder stories, insights & raw Web3 convos. 📅 Apr 20–23 | Booth J12 Let’s connect 🤝 #WhyScripted #HKWeb3Festival #Web3 #Blockchain

Pray humbly in good times & in bad, for blessings & for help! #God #Jesus #faith #prayer #christian

Its rare to hear a perspective about the way Australian foreign policy conflicts with the shared values of our region. Ambassador Geoff Raby joins @Boganintelpod to discuss this and other unique perspectives you wont find on @abcnews 'Insiders'. Full episode in comments 👇

Did you know the answer? If you enjoyed this trivia, please follow for more. Also, please check out our games at strangebrothersgames.com #gaming #gamer #videogames #trivia #videogametrivia #gamequiz #arcade #deadbydaylight #gamenight #quiztime #retrogaming #mobilegames

Oxfam responds to mass forced displacement in Lebanon and ready to respond to wider regional crisisOxfam responds to mass forced displacement in Lebanon and ready to respond to wider regional crisis www.oxfam.org.uk/mc/nqa2gb/

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TRUMP IS THE KING OF THE PEDOPHILES!!!! #ugliestanddumbestpresidentever #trumpsucks #BLUEWAVE26

Snippet of Wreckless Eric, the Make-Out Room, Dan Francisco, May 7, 2026… @thewrecklesseric @makeoutroomsf

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Any kid was hit&run by vehicle&say they're bad 1&let vehicle hit them by running fast&made everyone worry in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Fast& Furious, Wednesday, Squid Game, Last of Us, GTA, Star Wars, One Piece? Kid:It's was me who's bad. Run so fast&only then let car hit me. It made everyone worry.

god i love chaotix in sonic x so much

Describing the indescribable sometimes that is exactly how I feel when showing, yet again, the war crimes committed in my country by russians. Neither words nor the video evidence itself can convey the sheer despair felt by the people of Ukraine at this moment. Odesa…

this is brilliant leftists on bikes handing out stickers and following chuds in a highly organized fashion pure cinema. If we are going to be filmed by them, be a spectre, be fearless

A lot of the hype has been about Joseph Dzierwa and JT Quinn, but there's another pitcher from Orioles' 2025 Draft class off to a strong start. LHP Caden Hunter (6th-rounder) had 9 K's in 4 innings of 1-run ball today for Single-A Delmarva. The 22-year-old has a 1.17 ERA in 6 games.

Never forget.

BLOCK off your Wednesday and Saturday nights because we've got two more at home this week 😏

One of the most heartwarming moments I've seen in Big Bear Valley -- Jackie/Shadow flies in to the nest and Sandy/Luna grabs the parent's foot and shakes it. #eagles #birds #FOBBVCAM

"By the turn of the millennium, climate denial had been accepted by ... the Republican Party, basically, because [CC] was part of the grandiose threat ... to their culture." How this infodemic got into Washington is revealed in the investigative study in www.routledge.com/Climate-Deni...

‘Aiden Lewis Octet 4: Bravado’ by Yvonne Marrs As Aiden struggles, Nicole decides to publish their books herself as she is unable to fulfil any company's demands - and unwilling to put anything in front of her husband’s health. books2read.com/al4 #readyvonnemarrs #AidenLewis #2026yearofreading

My oh my!! This is really awesome news to read on the first day of Pride month 👍💪🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. Apropos, I want to repost a clip I first posted on my tl here when the ban went into effect 🥺:

Fitted & ready for his first pitch ⚾️ @Jadarian15

It is a nasty boot, tho! 🤭

Can we find a new species in New York City? 👀🐛🐞 We're sure going to try. Working with NYC Parks, Central Park Conservancy, and Prospect Park Alliance, we set up two large bug traps in NYC's Central Park and Prospect Park that will collect insects this summer. @benjij.bsky.social

specialest girl in the world

How Brasil sees the USMNT….😂🤣😂

Magical moment for João Neves ✨ #UCLfinal

Monday saw a big win for the 17s with Jack Tarleton leading the way with the bat while Naren Sewcharan bagged 5 with the ball in their league win over Bharat Sports

Good news!!! Jack of all trades, master of none Marco Rubio said the illegal war in Iran is over!

Double Victory ( Tuskegee Airmen Documentary) WOC 2 30 2012 : 2499s

Ever dreamt of being tentacle-smote by a world-ending bioweapon? Now you can, in my retro adventure game, Neofeud 2: where your wildest dreams come true! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4611140/Neofeud_2/ Itch: https://silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND NON-BINARIES I present to you… 🥁🥁🥁 ….The moment last night - IN FULL- where reality hit Tom Steyer and he shit his pants for exactly 6 minutes straight! (This moment happened literally 5 minutes after California received the first batch of ballot results LMAOO) P. 1/2