Joe Buonfiglio

I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

BREAKING NEWS: Due to “scheduling conflicts,” Lurch will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

Nite all. Exhausted. Joey out.

Life is a highway. ... and I seem to be hitting all the toll roads. #WednesdayThoughts on a #WednesdayMorning

Another #TuesdayMorning. Happy #TacoTuesday, #TittyTuesday and #TwatwaffleTuesday to all who celebrate.

I'm sorry I knocked your new, very expensive glasses off your face and they exploded into shards as they hit the hardwood floors. But in my defense... They are called throw pillows.

I always thought that all-over body deodorant was a total scam until I found myself on this crowded city bus in 90° weather. I'm a true believer now. ... Assuming I survive until I reach my stop.

The older I get... That's it. That's the whole post.

Nite all. Hope you all had a nice Mother's Day. And remember... A boy's best friend is his mother. #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay

Looking for a place to stop and celebrate Mother's Day in a special wa--  Oh, wait. This looks good. #HappyMothersDay!

And now, a little ditty about the state of your wallet thanks to King Orange Warmonger and his Trumpettes...

What you get when Jeff Bezos funds the Met Gala....

Thanks to King Orange Pedo and his GOPstapo ass-kissers, America is now that bad movie you start watching in the hope it gets better, but it just gets worse and worse and worse. ... and worse. #MondayMood #KingOrangePedo #GOPstapo

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

Well, it's #midnight. Damn right. We're wound up too tight. I've got a fist full of whiskey. The bottle just bit me. Oh, that shit makes me batshit crazy. We've got no fear, no doubt; all in balls out....

Current #mood...

Me every time Pedo von Shitshispants says it's the Left and the critical press that's the cause of political violence in America and not the violent shit King Orange Fascist spews every fucking day.

To hell with work. After the night I had, I have got to go out for a long, long walk. Fuck #Monday.

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here on Bluesky with you. ... You're locked in here with me!

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

Oh #FFS! I thought I was going to sleep early, but #insomnia had other ideas.

The mind is in pain and the body cries out. Need to head to bed early; nite to all my fellow freaksters and weirdlings.

Nite. See you on #TacoTuesday. ... Or is it #TittyTuesday? #TackyTuesday seems about right.

Happy 420 to all who celebrate! ( #Happy420 #Monday )

Did I overdo it on #SaturdayNight? Well, I slept for about 14 hours, so you tell m-- Look, don't judge. ... ... It's certainly not making #Sunday any fun so far, that I can tell you.

I'm "Should I consider getting a retractable awning?" years old.